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Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:54pm On Aug 19, 2010
In the past you've posted good joke - and I've told you so

but of recent, you wan kill peeps with dumb jokes

not funny man - at least follow D1's advice and up your game - e go berra 4 u
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 10:05pm On Aug 19, 2010
I be human - and nobody is perfect except God.
Everything get season. I don pay my dues
And now i wan rest for una wey be newbies to make me laugh too
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:07pm On Aug 19, 2010
Studio CFR:

I be human - and nobody is perfect except God.
Everything get season. I don pay my dues
And now i wan rest for una wey be newbies to make me laugh too

Old man
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 10:09pm On Aug 19, 2010
Studio CFR:

I be human - and nobody is perfect except God.
Everything get season. I don pay my dues
And now i wan rest for una wey be newbies to make me laugh too

Really?

In that case, share your experiences with us

and tish us newbies how to yarn berra jokes!!

**sniggers**
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 10:47pm On Aug 19, 2010
How u wan learn when u no sabi spell yo name?
How u wan understand wetin i wan teach u when u no dey sabi understand wetin u read?

U suppose' do 2weeks dry fasting dey beg god to open yo head so dat u go fit sabi do or download things for dat yo coconut head well.


Now make i tell una how i reign those days in brief, any thread wey i enter dem dey call me chief. So tey some people come begin ask if i be yoruba, igbo, hausa cuz i dey crack my jokes well with any of jokes language.
Plus my swaggerz
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 10:48pm On Aug 19, 2010
You neva talk finish lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 10:52pm On Aug 19, 2010
Yes i still dey wait till u sort yourself out finish for dat suckaway toilet u dey use
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:00pm On Aug 19, 2010
^^Awww

no cry na! - Efe dey joke wiff ya!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

**trust me, e go tire you**
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2010
Try make sense
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:04pm On Aug 19, 2010
Try understand
Re: Impossible To Please by bashydemy(m): 4:49am On Aug 20, 2010
passing by
Re: Impossible To Please by cynthoney(f): 7:08am On Aug 20, 2010
studio,u never still learn bah?

meet d masters to teach u,

meet me!!! grin grin grin
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 8:54am On Aug 20, 2010
So dat u go ra.pe me?
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 9:03am On Aug 20, 2010
^rotflmao
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:07am On Aug 20, 2010
Whats the laughter for hard tough guy?
U never hear say na people like Cynthoney dey ra.pe fine bobo's for campus?
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 1:18pm On Aug 20, 2010
Studio CFR:

So dat u go ra.pe me?


The one wen we 1st do you nor reach - you dey beg for more

no worry, this time we go castrate you - seeing as you're impossible to please. . . cheesy
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 3:49pm On Aug 20, 2010
. . .And so raypist have started confessing. lipsrsealed
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 8:59pm On Aug 20, 2010
^^ mind ur own business boy! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:02pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efe una no do me shi-shi.
I dey only pretend as if e dey pain me but i dey enjoy am.

Inside my mind i just dey pray make una no stop. Lol
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:05pm On Aug 20, 2010
Studio CFR:

Efe una no do me shi-shi.
I dey only pretend as if e dey pain me but i dey enjoy am.

Inside my mind i just dey pray make una no stop. Lol

<smiles sweetly>

Really? So why the pretense then??

you ye-ye nor be small sha

anyways, nor be today you begin spoil lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:13pm On Aug 20, 2010
Allegation laughable -lol- i be better person- i no spoil anything lol

Spoilt Efe lol
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Aug 20, 2010
^^Liar!!
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:18pm On Aug 20, 2010
Pot calling kettle black lol
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 10:19pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ mind your own business boy! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I see am say you get problem, abi?
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 10:21pm On Aug 20, 2010
Studio CFR:

Pot calling kettle black lol

Takes 1 to know 1 baby tongue

sledge406:

I see am say you get problem, abi?

er. . .shebi you say you don cool to my presence sludge?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 12:26am On Aug 21, 2010
Maybe wen you learn to talk and not direct your arrow at me, I nor go knock your head.

U don too seek for my attention and see as you dey throwey spit from your tongue like dog wen see im master.
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 12:30am On Aug 21, 2010
sledge406:

Maybe wen you learn not to dey talk and not direct you arrow at me.

U don too dey for my attention and see as you dey throwey spit from you tongue like dog wen see im master.

well, what can I say??

why not be a man and just ignore? after all, real men nor too dey follow woman talk abi??

or efe's arrows dey bite u??

tell me then I go leave u alone in peace tongue
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 1:01am On Aug 21, 2010
undecided
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 7:21am On Aug 21, 2010
Efe u don make sledge fall in love- lol
Re: Impossible To Please by nellaluv(f): 2:49pm On Aug 21, 2010
Studio u tif persin joke, ole grin
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 2:54pm On Aug 21, 2010
Allegation Laughable

Na my joke and nobody fit follow me drag ownership for court of law.
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 4:14pm On Aug 21, 2010
Studio CFR:

Efe u don make sledge fall in love- lol

Stop saying that!! angry

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