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Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by HealthProMag(m): 3:48pm On Jan 27, 2019
I met a lady recently online on a hookup site http://your-dreamgirls11.com/?u=ccv82kk&o=ka5w9hf&m=1. We got talking and I asked her out. She said no that she has a bf and into a serious relationship. But later, she proposed FWB which I agreed.

She came visiting and we were having sex, now the thing is that she says she doesn't want us to stop being Bleep buddies due to my size, but I can't be a sex slave to her since we won't end up getting married

I'm still confused so, I implore my people here to put mouth into this matter for me abeg
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jan 27, 2019
speechless! people sha dey.
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by wilsonchilboy(m): 3:56pm On Jan 27, 2019
Dickton



And her bf might be viewing dis ur post right now


Gals wif big dick ehn
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by decatalyst(m): 4:04pm On Jan 27, 2019
vikkimimi:
speechless!
people sha dey.

Yeah...what works for Mr A might not work for Mr B. The bottom line is to find what makes you happy.

As for you op, craze dey chop ur brain. You don't have an idea of what you where stepping into before right? Chai! Person wey get head no get cap lipsrsealed

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Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by GOFRONT(m): 4:15pm On Jan 27, 2019
You mean your d*ck bring someone's brain back to factory setting??
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by CreepyBlackpool: 4:43pm On Jan 27, 2019
What exactly are you trying to say
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jan 27, 2019
This is the exact reason I don't whip out Earthbound Jr. for just any pussy. Their own addiction is worse than a crack addict's.
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Richdad50(m): 6:07pm On Jan 27, 2019
I looked at the post, scrolled down the comment hoping to find sensible people alas, I couldn't find one (1). I could only see familiar fools like @Earthbound, Creppyblackpool, @GOFRONT, @Wilsonchilboy, and the ultimate fool @HealthProMag.

#Richdad

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Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by TruthinAction: 6:11pm On Jan 27, 2019
HealthProMag:
I met a lady recently online on a hookup site http://your-dreamgirls11.com/?u=ccv82kk&o=ka5w9hf&m=1. We got talking and I asked her out. She said no that she has a bf and into a serious relationship. But later, she proposed FWB which I agreed.

She came visiting and we were having sex, now the thing is that she says she doesn't want us to stop being Bleep buddies due to my size, but I can't be a sex slave to her since we won't end up getting married

I'm still confused so, I implore my people here to put mouth into this matter for me abeg

Just give your life to Jesus and start a new life. It's more fulfilling. Sin is a wonderful servant but a terrible master.
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Jayslicky: 7:26pm On Jan 27, 2019
Richdad50:
I looked at the post, scrolled down the comment hoping to find sensible people alas, I couldn't find one (1). I could only see familiar fools like @Earthbound, Creppyblackpool, @GOFRONT, @Wilsonchilboy, and the ultimate fool @HealthProMag.

#Richdad
What is with you and your dry comments, you think you are highly intellectual. It's not only Richdad it is daftdad. Nonsense!!!

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Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Richdad50(m): 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2019
You are a lightweight. I'll pass.

#Richdad
Jayslicky:
What is with you and your dry comments, you think you are highly intellectual. It's not only Richdad it is daftdad. Nonsense!!!
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Jayslicky: 7:56pm On Jan 27, 2019
Richdad50:
You are a lightweight. I'll pass.

#Richdad
I bet you are so daft, can you maintain a intelligent conversation with me.
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Richdad50(m): 8:18pm On Jan 27, 2019
Son, I will not bring myself to a debate with you. It will be a waste of Flexor digitorum superficialis (finger muscles).

#Richdad
Jayslicky:
I bet you are so daft, can you maintain a intelligent conversation with me.
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by Akious2k2(m): 3:17pm On Feb 03, 2019
Richdad50:
Son, I will not bring myself to a debate with you. It will be a waste of Flexor digitorum superficialis (finger muscles).

#Richdad
grin
Now that's funny
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by ubunja(m): 3:30pm On Feb 03, 2019
HealthProMag:
I met a lady recently online on a hookup site http://your-dreamgirls11.com/?u=ccv82kk&o=ka5w9hf&m=1. We got talking and I asked her out. She said no that she has a bf and into a serious relationship. But later, she proposed FWB which I agreed.

She came visiting and we were having sex, now the thing is that she says she doesn't want us to stop being Bleep buddies due to my size, but I can't be a sex slave to her since we won't end up getting married

I'm still confused so, I implore my people here to put mouth into this matter for me abeg
just close your mouth and fvck. Men love sex. Don't try to act special
Re: Please Help: I Dickmatized Someone by kollinskollins(m): 4:11pm On Feb 03, 2019
iiii

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