nnenneigbo:

what's 404 david?

You no know 404?

@ david that "lokili" looks 

just tell me what it is, must i know every term? ha

ikamefa:

am i this ikem ? 

Na me you dey ask?

nnenneigbo:

just tell me what it is, must i know every term? ha

You be bush girl,if you don't know 404

Silly boy

404 = dog meat!
You eat cat meat and you dont know 404?

ok oh! this ikem no dey chop wood worms oh! yuck  

404 aka lokili( ondo lang) = dog meat  

never tasted cat meat b4, but if you're offering to cook it, then i sure will try it

More images of Naija.This is the scene in a blockbuster Nollywood action movie

i'm planning to cook my neighbors dog. It's been a nuisance to me, thank God for wire fence!  

davidylan:

i'm planning to cook my neighbors dog. It's been a nuisance to me, thank God for wire fence!

LMAO


@play those guys look like Ninja turtles

I gave my dog to a Korean to look after for me and it has been missing since  

The future of Nigeria is bright!

Nigeria is all over the news now damn! BBC saying ppl killed over the elections

ikamefa:

LMAO


@play those guys look like Ninja turtles

you're right. black ninjas, or naija ninjas

JUST SAW IT NOW ON THE NEWS David

sisimose:

Nigeria is all over the news now damn! BBC saying people killed over the elections

People killed over the elections?       Imagine that! I am stunned to hear this  

nnenne you heard anything your end?

sisimose:

Nigeria is all over the news now damn! BBC saying people killed over the elections

No cause for alarm dear. Only extra people were killed, no one important. Afterall it is Nigeria, at least the kids got soccer pitches to test their soccer skills.  

David you nor well  nah ppl u dey call extra? anyway sha, naija don toughen una

my mum just came over 2 days ago. she didn't vote cos of fear of attack. she said okada people were stealing the balloting boxes lol. this voilence where happening even in villages

PDP chants

57 people dead on election day

Yo ho ho and PDP is re-elected

nnenneigbo:

my mum just came over 2 days ago. she didn't vote because of fear of attack. she said okada people were stealing the balloting boxes lol. this voilence where happening even in villages

nah wah . *sigh*

ikamefa:

LMAO


@play those guys look like Ninja turtles

thats so funny Ikamefa

anyway lets just see who wins and then see how things turn out. i don tire!

nnenneigbo:

my mum just came over 2 days ago. she didn't vote because of fear of attack.

That was really wise of her. I told my dad to please stay indoors too  

so it is that bad?

GNature:

That was really wise of her. I told my dad to please stay indoors too

sisimose:

anyway lets just see who wins and then see how things turn out. i don tire!

Let's see who wins ke? Where have you been?

Yar Adua is the new president-elect!

Pee Dee Pee - Pawa
Pee Dee Pee - Pawa pawa pawa
Pee Dee Pee - Pawa to the pocket!

but! but!

In case you people ever go back to Naija_{you all know you are stuck here} These are the notes you will be using

wow
nah wah oo, i dey far my dear, i just dont keep up much ehen! so he won if you can call it that

sisimose:

so it is that bad?

yes ooh my sister. When there are elections in Nigeria, deaths are guaranteed.

My uncle from Naija calls PDP a mafia party and he is right.