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Get well soon oooooo

Too much money

Weeee:
I was just going jejely oooo, I didn't want to do amebo before ooo, but something caught my attention on Facebook and I have been laughing ever since.

Basket Mouth. Uploaded a picture on Facebook with one 'Mr Obi' and captioned it.

"Happy Birthday to my QUEEN!!! Mr. Obi. You're a great friend and brother with an amazing heart, I wish you long life, great health, God's favor, wealth, peace and happiness".

Fans came for his head few minutes later... See the funny replies below...

https://web.facebook.com/BasketmouthComedy/photos/a.475838960190.387584.333770020190/10156377200190191/?type=3&theater

chuksbaby:
Some Sense in Nonsense

okay

ObiOmaMu:
Khajiit's colleague who is a Nigerian had given her fried plantain. Young lady didn't know what it was so she took to Twitter to ask questions about what to do with it. lol.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/hilarious-see-how-white-girl-reacted.html

noted

Good for here

yusaze807:
Tonto Dikeh showered praises on her husband Oladunni Churchill as he tuned a year older today..She wrote

Your name is the first thing I mention each time I count my blessings,because that's what you're to me.Today I celebrate you-Your brilliant mind,your beautiful soul,your genuinity & your wisdom...I love everything you stand for & support everything you dream of...I'm grateful to God that you exist & that you've made me the center of your universe...I'm thankful that your arms are my haven & your kisses the Elixir that give me life..I love you,My KING..
May God bless you with many more years of health & Life & dreams coming true next to those of Us that love,Value & Honor you.
Happy Birthday MRX

See more below:

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/12/tonto-dikeh-celebrates-husbands-birthday-with-loving-words.html

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

Hmmmmmm.heart breaking News. Rip to them.

TolstoyFan:
Nigeria's First Lady, Hajia Aisha Buhari has said 7 Nigerians in the past administration of President Goodluck Jonathan stole N3.3 trillion meant for the development of the country. The president's wife made this disclosure while speaking at the get-together for social media changers in Aso Villa, Abuja. In her words,"N3.3 trillion was embezzled by only 7 people. Young people should monitor monetary allocations to ministries and demand judicious use of same."


One of the attendees at the event Japheth Omojuwa confirmed this via his verified Twitter handle.



http://dawntodusknews.com/7-nigerians-embezzled-n3-3-trillion-aisha-buhari/

SO WETIN MAKE WE DO NOW? ABEG LEAVE STORY AND FACE FUEL,SECURITY, JOB ,DOLLARS PROBLEM. OOO
DOLLARS NOW 280 AGAINST NAIRA

Obinoscopy:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/12/21/nigeria-says-isis-figures-recent-boko-haram-attacks-killings-hoax

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StanleyEkene:
The world will soon end that’s for sure. I don’t know which part of the world he hails from although many claims he is from Nigeria.

Those who shared the photo online says that Ethe man goes around preaching nakeedy to depict Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden before they ate the forbidden fruit. In his own eyes, he didn’t see himself as nakeedy, lol. Wetin eye no go see.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3202106_20151218093218_jpeg795b05b0716da71bbd1a142d74a8cfcf

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/see-photo-of-a-pastor-who-goes-about-preaching-with-his-anaconda-dangling/

END TIME INDEED OOOOOOO

Handsome boyzzz

NigeriaReports:
Two of Emir of Kano's sons were pictured enjoying one of the royal pastimes: horseback riding. The handsome duo sported immaculate Kaftan and colourful knitted caps, photos below.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/photos-the-sanusi-princes-goes-for-a-horse-riding-in-kano

Gbam

Heyahhhhhh

Congratasaasssss

Fake military .na waoh

ijustdey:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/police-arrest-soldier-fake-naval-personnel-for-robbery-in-lagos/




Pic: the nabbed suspects.

He yah but cost them their lives oooooo

Donpressman:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/we-applied-minimum-force-on-shiite-members-says-army/227952/

U. welcome ooooo

ANYBODY CAN BE ARRESTED EVEN NAIJA VP.DS TIME AROUND.

midolian:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/court-summons-i-g-for-contempt-says-not-above-the-law/

Wow

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/12/it-takes-grace-of-god-to-find-nigerian.html

Okay

Very funny so not a country again now a group

IAfrica:
The leader of the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB, Chief Ralph Uwazuruike, has in a surprise move, announced a new name, Biafra Independent Movement, BIM, for the group.
Chief Uwazuruike, made the announcement Sunday while addressing the press in Owerri, also said that he was irked by the bad corporate image some dissidents of MASSOB, was attracting to the group.

“The change in name became absolutely necessary because of the sad introduction of violence by the disgruntled dissidents and this is at variance with the non-violence stance of MASSOB over the years”, Uwazuruike said.

He said that real loyalists of MASSOB feel ashamed to be associated with violence, promising that they will restructure MASSOB to make it the youth wing of the Biafra Independent Movement.

While saying that there is vicarious liability in civil law, Chief Uwazuruike equally recalled how he recruited Nnamdi Kanu in 1989, to head Radio Biafra.

“I recruited Nnamdi Kanu in 1989, when I established Radio Biafra and appointed him the director of the establishment. He started preaching hatred and brainwashing the youths. MASSOB sacked him”, Uwazuruike recalled.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/biafra-uwazuruike-renames-massob/

gerald01:
The Department of State Security (DSS) today issued a release disclosing that some its agents took part in robbing a Bureau De Change in Abuja. Curiously, the agency’s release, which was signed by a spokesman, Tony Opuiyo, failed to provide details of the robbery, apparently in an effort to cover up the ultimate ownership of the stolen money.

However, an investigation by SaharaReporters confirmed that the robbery took place on November 20, 2015 near the home of Senate President Bukola Saraki in Abuja.

Mr. Saraki had frequently used bureau de change agents to carry out money laundering since his days as governor of Kwara State, a fact detailed in police reports of his money laundering activities.

SaharaReporters learnt that when Mr. Saraki needed some cash with which to bribe judges handling his numerous challenges to his ongoing trial at the Code of Conduct Bureau, he often called on bureau de change agents to help transport the cash, sometimes after converting it to foreign currency, which is much easier to move around.

Our reliable sources, in confirming Mr. Saraki’s part in the bizarre heist, said the DSS had yet to determine the exact amount of cash Mr. Saraki was trying to raise at the time of the robbery, but they insisted it was in billions of naira.

A source familiar with the DSS investigations said the agency’s operatives attached to the Senate President were always aware of the senator’s procurement and movement of cash. However, on this occasion, Mr. Saraki decided not to use his DSS agents to escort the cash, since he feared “all eyes were on him and on some of his details, too.” Instead, the bureau de change operator was to make his own arrangement for police officers to accompany him as he moved the cash to Mr. Saraki’s home.

Unknown to both Senator Saraki and the bureau de change operator, the senator’s security detail had a plan of their own. They recruited some of their colleagues, including army Captain Hussein Ishaku Mshelia, to waylay the bureau de change operator on his way to Mr. Saraki’s home. The robbers stole the money by staging a perfect “sting operation.” The security agents who carried out the heist were dressed in DSS camouflage and strategically positioned themselves in and around Mr. Saraki's house.

When the delivery vehicle was about five minutes away from Senator Saraki's house, several heavily armed men dressed in DSS vests and military camouflage struck and rounded up the bureau de change operators conveying the money. The agents reportedly told the bureau de change operators that they were under arrest for money laundering, specifically for moving such a huge amount of cash without any evidence of official transaction. The three policemen hired by the bureau de change operators left as soon as the armed interceptors presented identity cards that showed that they were truly DSS operatives.

As soon as the police escorts left, convinced that the DSS agents were truly on official assignment, the armed agents, among them some DSS operatives attached to Mr. Saraki, told the bureau de change operators that they knew where the money was being moved to and aware that the deal was illegal.

When the main bureau de change operator telephoned Senator Saraki to report his trouble, the senator instructed him not to mention his name at all. But Mr. Saraki did not know that some of the agents who had planned and executed the interception and heist were his security agents. Our source said Mr. Saraki initially thought the security men who had caught the bureau de change operator were from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

Thereafter, the DSS agents who planned the operation originally demanded N350 million in order to let the vehicle conveying the cash to move on. After much negotiation, they were paid N310 million.

Shortly after the robbery, the suspects were identified and detained at the agency’s headquarters in Abuja. Some of the suspects, confirmed to be SSS personnel attached to Senator Saraki, have undergone several interrogations. SaharaReporters learned that, as a result of the heist, Senator Saraki’s DSS detail, including his chief security officer, named Paul, and chief detail, named Abdulrasheed Ahmadu Maigari, had been reassigned to the DSS headquarters. Another set of DSS agents have been deployed to Mr. Saraki.

Mr. Saraki, who enjoys a cozy relationship with the Director General of DSS, Musa Lawal, personally contacted the DG to request the return of Paul, the senator’s erstwhile CSO. A source within the agency told SaharaReporters that, despite the senator’s request, both Mr. Paul and Mr. Maigari remained at the headquarters where they also underwent interrogation before the DSS released some names today.

Today’s press release, which was authorized by the DG of the DSS, was instructive in its omission of crucial details, including the date, time and location of the robbery. The omissions were designed to conceal Mr. Saraki’s role as the recipient of the stolen funds.

Below is the text of the statement by the DSS:



N310M ROBBERY-DSS ARRESTS CULPRITS: N66.4 MILLION RECOVERED

The Department of State Services (DSS) wishes to inform the general public that the Service has arrested two (2) out of five (5) of its Staff involved in the robbery and sharing, on 20th November, 2015, of the sum of three hundred and ten million naira (N310m) belonging to a Bureau De Change operator in Abuja. While three (3) of the DSS staff are now at large, the Military Authorities have commenced a detailed investigation of five (5) of its personnel involved in the crime.

Preliminary investigations have revealed that Abdulrasheed Ahmadu MAIGARI of the DSS, conspired with four (4) other colleagues of his namely: Solomon INUSA, Peter OKOYE, Patrick ISHAYA and George Mwatapwa IBBI, to carry out this reprehensible act. The five (5) military personnel were led by one Capt. Hussein Ishaku MSHELIA. Meanwhile, the Service has arrested MAIGARI and IBBI; and MSHELIA equally arrested by the Army authorities. Efforts are ongoing to apprehend those still at large. A total of Sixty-Six Million Four Hundred and Thirty Seven Thousand, Four Hundred and Forty-five Naira (N66,437,445.00) and Six Thousand Two Hundred Dollars ($6,200) have so far been recovered, while efforts are being made to recover the remaining amounts. It is to be noted that security agencies now act in concert, thus the joint investigation undertaken with the Police, Army and the DSS.

This action of the Service is in line with the posture of the current Administration and DSS management focus on professionalism, transparency and accountability. Those so far arrested have been suspended pending the completion of investigations. For the avoidance of doubt, the Service wants to reiterate its commitment to the basic ideals and principles as established by its forebears and will not spare anyone found to be contravening the rules and regulations or the laws of the land. We therefore encourage members of the public with useful information that could lead to the arrest of those at large to volunteer same to the Service or other security agency. The DSS also wishes to use this opportunity to assure all law abiding citizens of their safety and urge them to partner with the Service in the smooth discharge of its responsibilities.

Tony OPUIYO

Department of State Services

Abuja.

6th December, 2015

http://saharareporters.com/2015/12/06/department-state-security-robbery-scandal-agents-stole-money-meant-senate-president

Naija hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Daniel Dino na which one you dey oooooooooooooo?

Pls reply SR Evidence oooooooooo

coolscott:
I just discovered Dino Melaye has denied supporting the proposed social media bill.
He did this on social media. I found out when looking at his rant response to sahara reporters on twitter
Below is a link to his denial twit.
https://twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/673491146702761984

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Gombs:
Today's Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's birthday.

I join the whole world in celebrating a dispensation,an Icon, my father, boss, teacher, life coach, mentor... and hero, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome P.hD.

Happy Birthday to a great man of God for our time. You have been positioned by God for our generation. It is a priviledge and honor to be associated with the ministry God's given you. I get deeper insight into God's Word as I listen to you break them down for the simple minds.

My wish for you this special day, is that God will lift you even higher and expaand your coast beyond imagination. God bless you abundantly as He opens a new page of Glory and anointing over you and your ministry. Happy Birthday once more sir!!!

To mark this day, several community services are held all around the world to commemorate the birthday of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD.


These global events are in celebration of dear Pastor Chris, and to show our appreciation and gratitude for the blessing that he has been to all of us in the Ministry, and the body of Christ.

you can send birthday wishes to Pastor Chris here or visit www.dec7.org

is ok now

olascojojo:
http://www.castolee.com/2015/12/photos-midnight-voting-in-bayelsa.html


The People’s Democratic Party (PDP) has alleged that midnight voting is ongoing in Bayelsa State.

“For the first time in the history of Nigeria, midnight voting ongoing. They are reversing our electoral gains,” the party wrote on its Twitter page.

“So far about 16 INEC staff have been kidnapped in Southern Ijaw. Their electoral materials taken away by APC thugs & paid militants.”

“We will resist any attempt to declare election results from any of those PUs tomorrow,” it said.

Gba fun oga ni. na her boss now

murtalaa:
Police profession has really gone to the dogs in this country.

Na wan Ajegunle Actresss oooooooooooooooo

jimfend:
Who is this Omotola lady again? somebody pls help me.

GOD IS REALLY POWERFUL

OCTAVO:
1. Belcher’s Sea Snake

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Belcher%E2%80%99s-Sea-Snake-Cal-Donovam-Flickr.jpg

You may be somewhat familiar with these sea snakes. They are quite common, and you may have seen them in films or even in person. They are recognizable from their stripes. Usually these snakes have no interest in confrontation, but if one feels threatened, it may bite you. Three out of four times this will be no big deal, since only about one quarter of Belcher’s Sea Snakes carry venom. Those that do though have the highest concentration of venom in existence. Just a few milligrams has the capacity to kill thousands of human beings, making this the most poisonous snake in the world. Nonetheless, most Belcher’s Sea Snakes are quite harmless thanks to a
docile personality and a lack of venom.

2. Rattlesnake

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Rattlesnake-Tom-Spinker-Flickr.jpg

When most people think of poisonous snakes, the rattlesnake springs to mind pretty quickly. These snakes are found throughout the Americas and are actually a type of viper. Their name comes of course from the rattle which is
found at the end of the tail and which creates a distinctive noise. Eastern Diamondbacks are the most poisonous of all rattlesnakes. Thankfully, only about 4% of bites result in fatalities with prompt treatment, but untreated, any rattlesnake bite has the potential to kill. The venom can also cause permanent damage to organs and may even lead to the loss of a limb.

3. Death Adder

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Death-Adder-Loza-Tarantula-Tamer-Flickr.jpg

You know that famous legend about Cleopatra using a snake to kill herself?
The type of snake she supposedly used was a death adder. You can find these snakes throughout Australia, New Guinea, and other regions. A bite can result in paralysis, respiratory arrest, and death inside of only six hours. With
fast treatment, a patient is unlikely to die, but without treatment, about 50% of bites are lethal. Death adders also prey on other snakes.

4. Inland Taipan

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Inland-Taipan-Matthew-Klein-Flickr.jpg

While it’s difficult to be as impressed by the Inland Taipan after learning about the concentration of venom in a Belcher’s Sea Snake bite, it’d be foolish to discount the Taipan just because its bite can only kill as many as 100 people! Taipans usually avoid human contact, however, and you are unlikely to ever encounter one.

5. Eastern Brown Snake

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Eastern-Brown-Snake-Matt-Summerville-Flickr.jpg

This type of snake is among the few which are actually aggressive. It is commonly found in Australia, and may be found in populated areas like cities, not just remote locations. If it perceives someone as a threat, it will actually
chase that person out of its territory. If the snake is not confident of its safety, it may decide to bite. If it does so, it may bite many times during a
single attack. Less than half contain venom, but those that do can cause paralysis or death. Because of its proximity to population centers and its aggression, you could argue the Eastern Brown Snake is the most dangerous snake in the world.

6. Blue Krait

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Blue-Krait-Markus-Oulehla-Flickr.jpg

This snake is not as well known as some, but its venom is 16 times more potent than that of the cobra! There also is no really good antivenin to use, which makes it quite deadly. The Blue Krait tends to keep to itself and usually only comes out at night, though, so it is generally easy to avoid.

7. Black Mamba

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Black-Mamba-Victor-Fernando-Ocampo-Flickr.jpg

This snake is usually found in Africa. A single bite contains enough venom to kill ten people (Just ten? You’re still thinking about that sea snake, aren’t you). It can travel as fast as 20 km/h, which makes it the fastest snake on
the planet. The Black Mamba will bite a number of times when it attacks, and if the bite is not treated, it is almost always going to result in death.

8. Tiger Snake

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Tiger-Snake-Barry-Kiepe-Flickr.jpg

This snake is native to Australia and is recognizable because of it width and yellow bands. The bites are very accurate, and without treatment, will result in death nearly three quarters of the time.

9. Philippine Cobra

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Philippine-Cobra-Dangerous-Snakes-2012-Flickr.jpg

This snake is easily spotted because of its wide neck collar. While cobras inspire fear, most types of cobras don’t even make this list. The Philippine Cobra, however, does. It doesn’t even have to bite you to poison you. All it has to do is spit, and it can do that from 3 meters away and still hit you. Paralysis from the venom can cause death within thirty minutes.

10. Saw Scaled Viper

https://www.conservationinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Saw-Scaled-Viper-Bhavya-Joshi-Flickr.jpg

This viper is usually found in the Far East and Middle East, and generally comes out after dark. The main danger with this creature is that the venom.is so slow-acting that a victim may make the mistake of waiting too long to seek treatment. Treatment can prevent death in the majority of cases, but without it, death will result slowly and painfully over the course of two to four weeks.

Now you know the most dangerous snakes in the world. Some are easy to avoid, like the Blue Krait, while others, like the Eastern Brown Snake, may
sneak up on you even in the middle of a busy city. Some snakes are dangerous because of the speed or ferocity of their attacks, others because
of how common and widespread they are, and still others because their toxins are so deadly. As you can see, though, the majority are not
aggressive, and will steer clear of you if you steer clear of them. And even if you do get bit, with prompt treatment, in most cases you will live.

SOURCE: http://www.conservationinstitute.org/10-most-poisonous-dangerous-snakes-in-the-world/

Cc: Lalasticlala

u don vex finish oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Gelengelen:
lie mohammed . useless man


may the thunder of Allah strike you there.

ok oooo

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Dino oya respond oooooooooooo