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Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by massmediang: 12:17pm On Feb 10
Woman Wants To Hire Someone To Make Decisions For Her For One Month, Ready To Pay N900k

A woman who does not want to make wrong decisions has actually resorted to a bizarre option which is trending online.

The woman has found making decisions so difficult she’s currently on the look out for someone to take “control” of her life and make all her decisions for an entire month, including who she will date.
This woman is serious that she’s willing to pay whoever she hires a pretty decent amount of money to do it – £2,000 (about N900,000).
The unnamed woman from Bristol has shared an advert on Bark.com seeking help after having a particularly bad year.

She wrote: “Hiya, bit of a weird one I know but basically, I feel like I need someone to make my decisions for me.

“I’ve had a really rubbish year and would love for someone to take control of my life think of it a bit like a real life Bandersnatch.
“I have no idea if this sort of thing exists, but I came across clairvoyants when I was looking for another service, so I thought it was worth a shot.”
The woman went on to explain all of the terrible things that had happened to her lately, including losing money she loaned to a friend, getting stranded without money while backpacking in New Zealand, being abused by a former partner, and getting mugged after taking a shortcut home.
See details:
http://massmediang.com/woman-wants-to-hire-someone-to-make-decisions-for-her-for-one-month/

Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Taniaa(f): 12:19pm On Feb 10
Making decisions is what I do best

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by zicoraads: 12:22pm On Feb 10
What she needs to get is a man. grin tongue

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by bukatyne(f): 1:03pm On Feb 10
zicoraads:
What she needs to get is a man. grin tongue

A man ke?

Do husbands usually make personal decisions for wives? It is more in line with what they do not want or shaping the woman to what they want.

She needs a life coach.

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Timinho23(m): 4:49pm On Feb 10
When you think you've seen it all...

All the best for the person getting the job oh.

I can only imagine the misery whoever it is would be going through, Making his or her decisions and then the adult-baby's too

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by 1stbest: 4:49pm On Feb 10
Tell her that i am more than available, l school at university of Thinklogy and have PHD in decisionists.,, sad

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by calculator123(m): 4:49pm On Feb 10
How can you give someone your life to control for whole month and still get them paid??
This is a whole new level of low self esteem

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by miracood(m): 4:49pm On Feb 10
DIS ARE THE KIND OF WOMEN WE NEED IN NIGERIA

AM NOT ONLY GOIN TO HELP HER MAKE DECISION AM ALSO GOIN TO BANG HER PUNANA VERY WELL

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Elder0001(m): 4:51pm On Feb 10
zicoraads:
What she needs to get is a man. grin tongue

Men have been making all the decisions in Nigeria and today what do we have in Nigeria ? A failed state .

Think before posting

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Ovie2011(m): 4:51pm On Feb 10
Search no more, The decision maker is here grin

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by NtoAkwaIbom(m): 4:51pm On Feb 10
Orr mkpor.
My own is about my people oo, they need to pay someone to help them not choose wrong on saturday

ALSCON was the only big industry in Akwa Ibom, it was built for $3.5 billion but Atiku sold it for $120million and wants to come and sell NNPC .

https://www.nairaland.com/5014636/how-atiku-sold-akwa-iboms#75595032

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by ZombiePUNISHER: 4:51pm On Feb 10
miracood:
DIS ARE THE KIND OF WOMEN WE NEED IN NIGERIA

AM NOT ONLY GOIN TO HELP HER MAKE DECISION AM ALSO GOIN TO BANG HER PUNANA VERY WELL

You see why you are unemployed after failing at interviews

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Houseofglam7(f): 4:52pm On Feb 10
undecided
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Dandsome: 4:52pm On Feb 10
Gini?

When I'm here? For that amount I can make decisions for her, her family, her friends and even church members too.
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by don4real18(m): 4:53pm On Feb 10
grin Get a man... He is a natural life coach
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Macmoni(m): 4:53pm On Feb 10
Woman from bristol is crazy and dont know what to use money and do... I doubt if she worked for it if nt who took d previous decisions for her to be able to make N900k
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Khd95(m): 4:53pm On Feb 10
But she eventually made a decision to hire someone to help her make her own decisions
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by mazizitonene(m): 4:54pm On Feb 10
First decision, send all your savings to me let me decide how to use your money for you..
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by stanliwise(m): 4:55pm On Feb 10
ZombiePUNISHER:


You see why you are unemployed after failing at interviews
This one crack me hahahahah

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by aadoiza: 4:56pm On Feb 10
What if she's making another wrong decision right now.
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Amarabae(f): 4:56pm On Feb 10
She may likely be sex starved.
Good sex relaxes the nerves and a relaxed nerve is good for the thinking faculty.
Good sex is a stress reliever..
Good sex is a depression eliminator
Good sex revitalize every joints and muscles in the body
Good sex keeps the mind in check.
Good sex nourishes the body
Good sex moisturizes the soul
She needs to work on her sexual lifestyle,
It needs to be hot .
It may sound funny but it's the truth.

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by stanliwise(m): 4:56pm On Feb 10
Khd95:
But she eventually made a decision to hire someone to help her make her own decisions


Three gbosa for you.
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Olawalesmarter(m): 4:56pm On Feb 10
I can only Manage Puna grin
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Alejob: 4:56pm On Feb 10
Say what?




Has any Ekiti man ever play for the Super Eagles?
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by pfadom: 4:58pm On Feb 10
what good decision have you made for yourself?

Taniaa:
Making decisions is what I do best
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by NtoAkwaIbom(m): 4:58pm On Feb 10
The last time i used this moniker was to save Ipobs from annexing the Niger delta into its dream i have risen again to safe the Niger Delta from a lootocrat..
Alscon was in ikot Abasi Akwa ibom state.. Atiku wants to come n sell NNPC again

https://www.nairaland.com/5014636/how-atiku-sold-akwa-iboms#75595032

Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by Amarabae(f): 5:04pm On Feb 10
NtoAkwaIbom:
The last time i used this moniker was to save Ipobs from annexing the Niger delta into its dream i have risen again to safe the Niger Delta from a lootocrat..
Alscon was in ikot Abasi Akwa ibom state.. Atiku wants to come n sell NNPC again

https://www.nairaland.com/5014636/how-atiku-sold-akwa-iboms#75595032
How much do they pay you zoooobieees?
Lawd.
Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by priceaction: 5:06pm On Feb 10
Trust her at your own peril. If the decision failed, which is likely to be, she will sue the person hundreds of thousands of pounds for giving her wrong decisions. Who loose? No be akata woman again?

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Re: Woman From Bristol To Pay N900k For Someone To Make Decision For Her For A Month by FunctionX(m): 5:09pm On Feb 10

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