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Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by SaviTar(m): 2:52am On Feb 14, 2019
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Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by SOFTENGR: 3:21am On Feb 14, 2019
Ayodejioak:
in Davido's voice: DODO Leleyi!
cheesy
The girl might change it to weyrey leleyi. grin
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by HZNjnr(m): 5:26am On Feb 14, 2019
What the girl needs is slim tea for her big tummy, not plantain
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by Nobody: 5:52am On Feb 14, 2019
If she loves ogede, bole and anything plantain, she will be overjoyed once the blind fold is off.

She’ll probably enter ‘za oza room’ with the guy and let the ‘biggest plantain’ to fall heavily on her...

Otherwise....

If she is not so keen on ogede, bole and anything plantain...she’ll be so vexed and probably the whole bunch will fall on and scatter the guy’s head.
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by adecz: 7:24am On Feb 14, 2019
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad

The girl is even 4 months pregnant!!!
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Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by sekembaakesan(m): 7:28am On Feb 14, 2019
stephleena:
so cute..I love plantains

What happened to cucumber grin
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by deebrain(m): 8:42am On Feb 14, 2019
In the economy situation we have presently, I think this cute.
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by tonquendo4u(m): 9:16am On Feb 14, 2019
Make she vex nah. She bring pant?
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by Maxi3k(m): 9:23am On Feb 14, 2019
Na she go still fry am
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by Neddyogu(m): 9:25am On Feb 14, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
The plantain actually represents dick.




It means that the number of plantains on the bunch is the number of rounds they'll gosmiley

Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by mechanics(m): 9:42am On Feb 14, 2019
That's stomach infrastructure.
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by Abdul3391(m): 9:54am On Feb 14, 2019
stephleena:
so cute..I love plantains
lol... u and food
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by TGMISKY(m): 11:57am On Feb 14, 2019
Factfinder1:
angry
True talk. But think about these things.
1) There is World Albinism Day. It is used in creating awareness that Albinos should not be seen as 2nd class humans. If you are a normal human, you won't be a racist to them everyday. So why was only a day kept for this?
2) There is Mother's and Father's Day. A rational human would celebrate his/her mother's love and father's sacrifice everyday. So why was a only a day kept for this?
3) There is World Aids' Day where WHO and the Gov't share free condoms and give public lectures on HIV/AIDS. Don't we have the right to protect ourselves everyday? So why was a day kept for this?
The list of 'celebrated days' are endless.
Now understand this: a day is kept to create awareness about different 'things'. It is left for you as a rational human to continue for the remaining 364 days.
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by Ayobami7(m): 1:20pm On Feb 16, 2019
好的
Re: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by ArcToyin(m): 2:11pm On Sep 15, 2019
Emycord:
you mean "flesh ones right? well i got a really "fleshy" one
Huh! You need a right mind!

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