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Re: Crazy Parrot by ElementG(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2010 |
jokingmary: Oh God, nw dat is wat i call sheer wickedness |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 7:08am On Aug 30, 2010 |
Element G: |
Re: Crazy Parrot by cynthoney(f): 7:20am On Aug 30, 2010 |
nice one @poster |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 8:02am On Aug 30, 2010 |
Thanks |
Re: Crazy Parrot by kodylicky(f): 9:23am On Aug 30, 2010 |
nice one Mary |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 12:39pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Thank u all of u good people |
Re: Crazy Parrot by Vic2k3(m): 12:42pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Crazy joke |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 1:14pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Thanks Vic |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 2:11pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER, using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette. Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little, Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette. If that was not enough, one more deadly answer, scroll down, Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop, (TIP - TIP)"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee."us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". If that was not enough, one more deadly answer, scroll down, Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega" Searching for me, I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!! |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 2:20pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?" The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it." |
Re: Crazy Parrot by jokingmary(m): 8:55am On Aug 31, 2010 |
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er, How much for a season pass?" |
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