can someone please explain what was going through the head of this young chicken?

If the chicken get smtin for head
i die!
This chicken dulllllll
en 2dull

Mehn, u never close from work already?

Abi u dey do over time?

No ooffeince

You don fall my hand Studio.
Shey na Mr Cork be ya role model now?
'no ooffeince' Lorharmmercii!!

@stud
is that question for me

the chicken is thinkin , is life wot living if slex turns gay

Odunnu - u can lie oh - who's mr cork abeg cuz all of una just dey say i dey copy am.

Is he a native doctor?



@XINA- yep talking to u gurl cuz i care - i bin wan come give u a ride back home since Fashola don ban okada for lagos.

But I know u get Bicycle sha - No ooffeince

I'm on 24hrs on 2morow i'll b 48hrs off

Are u a civil servant? I heard they pay them peanut.

Studio CFR:

Are u a civil servant? I heard they pay them peanut.

Peanut ke?i'l prefer popcorn!!!

Meet me at silverbird galleria then make i spoil u small with popcorn and ice cream.

Are u a civil servant ?

fowl , u must be high on ur dogs urine

Hey hey hey - lol

Studio CFR:

Meet me at silverbird galleria then make i spoil u small with popcorn and ice cream.

Are u a civil servant ?

How about u coming over to Iya -Idowu's buka,let me spice up ya life?

Tehehehe - mehn na die i dey - but anyhow sha, if dats what u want then no shaking.

I need to know if iya whatever buka's foods get NAFDAC APPROVAL

I'm too young to die u know - and and and ok whatever. Lol

'Iya whatever' is that what you jst called Iya Idowu?Wait,she dey come deal with u soon. I trust her sha.

I don take off - tell her to come back later.

I heard she dey fight customers wit long spoon and knife, nor be sey i dey fear cuz i don insure' my some vital parts of my body - na the wey my body guards go manhandle her i dey pity.

Is she yo aunt?
No ooffeince

Oh boi eh! See race! Abeg luk road b4 u cross o.
I no wan contribute yet 4d burial

Studio
my mum told me not to lie 2day.i'm not a civil servant
i'm a student

@ODUNNU, u well so? Lol
Ok, Why u go sey make i cross BRT LANE u want make Kick against indiscipline (KAI) officers arrest me? Lol





@XIANA - you're lucky u get better mom who wants u to be a better person in life - some people nor get dat kind luck u know.

(i'm in love)
BUT WHY ARE U NOT LIGHT SKIN'?

Cant u bleach?

(No ooffeince)

I fit buy
u get money?

I like it natural - i dont want one side light and the other side dark- Hell No - i no like gurl wey no clean and wey i no fit get the liver to lick her ice cream inbetween her , her, her, hhmm, i don forget that thing name sef.

But u fit remind me sha

Thank God u knw i'm ur godmother and u 2small 2lick the cream btw my laps
do u mean
c**t

Yes Yes Gurl - lol - but u sef corrupt small sha lol

So which school u dey mehn?

***comes in,sees two oldie youngies on d verge of licking icecream and blowing whistle,stepz out and shuts d door***

*grabs her by the colar quick*
Ol gurl wia do u think u are going? U wan lick ice cream and chop pop corn your favourite ?

****screams**
Somebody H.E.LP!!!
I'm abt to be r. A. e. Ped!!

****screams**
Somebody H.E.LP!!!
I'm abt to be r. A. e. Ped!!

Why are u Screaming like a lilly livered IBO GURL - Dont u want dad to take gud care of u?

@studio
pls leave d ladies alone

wats wit u n IBO gals

Madam, may i remind u dat all the MOD my friends, be nice to me or else i tell them to ban u for a year.

By the way are u light skinned and can u cook & clean?
And i hope u not IBO?

No oofffeince

Is that someone's kitchen on top of a gutter? Terrible