Bamsyle.:

Hax, you'll do better tryin' to revive the Capital Market than teaching Eldee and Ibime the basics of Hip-Hop . . . they're fans of akpala.

Whilst I agree with hax, the only difference in your case is that ya whole rhyme was ALL filler. I cant recall a single punchline or decent metaphor. Your multis dont go beyond Holy Moses and Broken Noses either.

You need lyrical help.

Bamsyle.:

That's the part I don't get. . .the accent, how can you say sumone has an 'Ijaw accent' when you sound like that??

You cant blame a bush man, its lack of exposure. I actually know where hes coming from cos my rhymes are sometimes cockneyed, but lack of exposure makes him identify it as Ijaw.

At least Ofoka has no identity crisis. His H-factor blares resplendently through the speakers with pride. I just cant get round a Yoruba man with Igbotic accent. Was he raised in the East?

Ibime:

Whilst I agree with hax, the only difference in your case is that ya whole rhyme was ALL filler. I cant recall a single punchline or decent metaphor. Your multis dont go beyond Holy Moses and Broken Noses either.

You need lyrical help.

I've listened to ya self-hyped s[/i]hi[i]t dude . . . you never get beyond rhyming like a lazy fat-a[i]ss[/i] nigga who needs a tummy tuck . . . dry-a[/i]rs[i]e boring flows that'll serenade even a die-hard criminal to sleep . . . 

You cant blame a bush man, its lack of exposure. I actually know where hes coming from cos my rhymes are sometimes cockneyed, but lack of exposure makes him identify it as Ijaw.

At least Ofoka has no identity crisis. His H-factor blares resplendently through the speakers with pride. I just cant get round a Yoruba man with Igbotic accent. Was he raised in the East?

You don't only have the hardcore Niger-Delta accent . . . you sound oppressed when you rhyme . . . it's in the upbringing . . . 

The fact that you even inserted that quote under ma name shows how oppressed you are already . . . 

Oya, where are the remaining tracks??!!! Hayam waiting!!

Genu, you go wait taya . . .

this thread is friking hilarious  . . . . . .  .i like the Mohammed Ali 'rope a dope' tactics eldee and ibime are using at the moment . . . . . . some of the jokes are just damn too funny. . . . thanks NL

Ibime, can you just stop this. Ure already sounding lyk Eldee. Uve got the Cred., just spit it on the MIC and stop exchanging words here.

Ibime:

You cant blame a bush man, its lack of exposure. I actually know where hes coming from cos my rhymes are sometimes cockneyed, but lack of exposure makes him identify it as Ijaw.

At least Ofoka has no identity crisis. His H-factor blares resplendently through the speakers with pride. I just cant get round a Yoruba man with Igbotic accent. Was he raised in the East?

Bamchike Obi
Now I feel like mimicking his accent for a week just to see the reaction I get from people

Bamsyle.:

That accident that occurred when you were born . . . that part of your head that hit the ground . . . still affects your mental and cognitive reasoning till date.

Like I expected sumn different from a nucca that I already extinguished with a few lines??

You know what?? No one shows you respect around here no more . . . you're a small turd . . . get outta ma face and lemme face the one you worship . . .

He's the one I've got ish with.

Hehehe . . . dude, just don't break your keyboard.
You know I don't bother with people I consider to daft, you kinda went into that part with your diss track. . . it's cool though, I'll still talk to you, I won't just take you serious.

eldee:

Bamchike Obi
Now I feel like mimicking his accent for a week just to see the reaction I get from people

Hehehe . . . dude, just don't break your keyboard.
You know I don't bother with people I consider to daft, you kinda went into that part with your diss track. . . it's cool though, I'll still talk to you, I won't just take you serious.

Hehehe . . . this nucca doesn't even know the joke is on him.

He now coos when he talks . . . ya folks should be sued for raising a son of pollution like you.

Though asking you when you'll drop ya album is like asking Enron to start breathing . . .

But the question's always nice to ask - Helldee da Dunce, when are you releasing ya diss?? 

Bamsyle.:

Hehehe . . . this nucca doesn't even know the joke is on him.

He now coos when he talks . . . ya folks should be sued for raising a son of pollution like you.

Though asking you when you'll drop ya album is like asking Enron to start breathing . . .

But the question's always nice to ask - Helldee da Dunce, when are you releasing ya diss??   

I've got a week . . . any more questions before I go??

Aiight, wishing you da best mahn . . .

Nice to know that you now answer that name . . . 

Bamsyle.:

Aiight, wishing you da best mahn . . .

Nice to know that you now answer that name . . . 

WOW . . . you're so smart, can't believe you came up with that!!!
Hehehe . . . ode oshi.

eldee:

WOW . . . you're so smart, can't believe you came up with that!!!
Hehehe . . . ode oshi.

I never knew that someone's i[/i]dioc[i]y could shine so clearly through the internet until Eldee came along . . .

Look at how he's screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy . . . castrated lunatic . . .

Bamsyle.:

I never knew that someone's i[/i]dioc[i]y could shine so clearly through the internet until Eldee came along . . .

Look at how he's screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy . . . castrated lunatic . . .

WOW . . .'(I) can't believe you came up with that!!!' to Bamsyle is 'screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy'??

What more can I say?? Can a man be any be any more stupid??

Ok, wrap it up guys, it's getting old.

Eldee, you have time to go back-and-forth but not to reply the original diss?

eldee:

WOW . . .'(I) can't believe you came up with that!!!' to Bamsyle is 'screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy'??

What more can I say?? Can a man be any be any more silly??

What is this thing that keeps ventillating and panting?? A chicken that almost got run over by a car??

Read what you just posted . . . you're spittin' unadulterated trash.

chiogo:

Eldee, you have time to go back-and-forth but not to reply the original diss?

Eldee's father sent him to empty the dust bin . . . he'll reply the diss when he returns

^^ you're horrible!

Where's all this beef coming from? chai una dey vex.

Hehehe, Eldee is actually a responsible son . . . he'd have replied over the weekend but he had to follow his father to the farm to tap palm wine . . .

Erm . . . hope you're good though

chiogo:

^^ you're horrible!

Where's all this beef coming from? chai una dey vex.

You wan turn Toni Payne in between 9ice and Rugged abi? Lol

Bamsyle.:

What is this thing that keeps ventillating and panting?? A chicken that almost got run over by a car??

Read what you just posted . . . you're spittin' unadulterated trash.

Hehehe . . . again you magically created 'ventillating and panting' from sumn I can't get. . . do you like have communication problems or sumn??
I get the Igbotic accent, but your use of English words is just an example of a modern day malapropism.

chiogo:

Ok, wrap it up guys, it's getting old.  

Eldee, you have time to go back-and-forth but not to reply the original diss?

Read my posts.

eldee:

Hehehe . . . again you magically created 'ventillating and panting' from sumn I can't get. . . do you like have communication problems or sumn??
I get the Igbotic accent, but your use of English words is just an example of a modern day malapropism.

That you don't get what I say further proves that you're daft . . . it ain't ma fault - you know who to sue

It's trite knowledge so it ain't surprising

Genuflect:

You wan turn Toni Payne in between 9ice and Rugged abi? Lol

lol who and who?

eldee:

Read my posts.

I did and what's your point? I don't see the point of you making back-and-forth disses without delivering the actual thing the thread was created for. You might as well hold off till you're 'ready'. . .unless of course you don't plan to reply.

chiogo:

I did and what's your point? I don't see the point of you making back-and-forth disses without delivering the actual thing the thread was created for. You might as well hold off till you're 'ready'. . .unless of course you don't plan to reply.

Touché . . .

Exactly what I was telling this dude . . . if I knew I had nutin to say from the onset, I'll have just said it without mincing words . . . each reply from Eldee further hammers the nail into his coffin . . .

It's a clear case of foolhardiness and inconsistency.

chiogo:

lol who and who?
I did and what's your point? I don't see the point of you making back-and-forth disses without delivering the actual thing the thread was created for. You might as well hold off till you're 'ready'. . .unless of course you don't plan to reply.

I might as well 'hold off', but I don't want to . . . if you've got a problem with that, don't read the thread, it's simple.

Bamsyle.:

That you don't get what I say further proves that you're daft . . . it ain't ma fault - you know who to sue  

It's trite knowledge so it ain't surprising  

Hehehe . . . you mean the way you manufactured 'ventillating and panting' from an internet post??
Just know I'll keep exposing them . . . I enjoy making you look daft.

I used to think Rhymestein was daft, till I met Bamsyle.

Bamsyle.:

It's a clear case of foolhardiness and inconsistency.

Hehehehe . . . who's your English teacher??

That you were setting traps at your village farm when your mates were in school is not ma fault . . . go to the right quarters and vent your frustration

Bamsyle.:

Touché . . .

Exactly what I was telling this dude . . . if I knew I had nutin to say from the onset, I'll have just said it without mincing words . . . each reply from Eldee further hammers the nail into his coffin . . .

It's a clear case of foolhardiness and inconsistency.

Like, I don't get the point of the essays. At least, you didn't waste time in delivering instead of typing essays all over the place like eldee and ibime.

eldee:

I might as well 'hold off', but I don't want to . . . if you've got a problem with that, don't read the thread, it's simple.

You're mad! How dare you? In fact, lemme go record my own diss.  

chiogo:

Like, I don't get the point of the essays. At least, you didn't waste time in delivering instead of typing essays all over the place like eldee and ibime.
You're mad! How dare you? In fact, lemme go record my own diss. 

Hehehe, Chiogo be a lil' kind to Eldee now . . . you don't kick a man when he's down . . . it's a done deal - he has already replied the diss . . . how come you missed the punchlines and inner rhymes he's got up there?? 

Letz switch to more important things jare . . . which songs are you bumping now??

chiogo:

You're mad! How dare you? In fact, lemme go record my own diss.  

You do know you just signed a record deal with Ofoka Ent by saying that??

Bamsyle.:

Hehehe, Chiogo be a lil' kind to Eldee now . . . you don't kick a man when he's down . . . it's a done deal - he has already replied the diss . . . how come you missed the punchlines and inner rhymes he's got up there?? 

Letz switch to more important things jare . . . which songs are you bumping now??

lol@ inner rhymes.
Just a lil' J. Cole here and there. y'know 

eldee:

You do know you just signed a record deal with Ofoka Ent by saying that??

**runs away before ofoka gets here**

Bamsyle.:

That you were setting traps at your village farm when your mates were in school is not ma fault . . . go to the right quarters and vent your frustration  

Bamsyle . . . your use of English words is disgraceful, if you're going to talk to me, use words in the right context, if you don't I'll point them out.
It's simple . . . you don't want me to do that, get a dictionary.

chiogo:

lol@ inner rhymes.
Just a lil' J. Cole here and there. y'know

Wow . . . great.

We're both waiting for October then.

We'll meet over there . . . at that thread . . .  

^{You won't believe I've got some professional exams coming up soon . . . wish me success!}