Tehehe

"What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick."

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women"

"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"---D1ckless

"The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead."

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."---Googles

"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. "

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend."

"Give a man an igbo and he smokes for a day. Teach him how to wrap the igbo and you get rid of him all weekend and weekday." (Naija merix)---Sledge

*Clears throat*

Studio CFR:

*Clears throat*

I don see you already. Midget

I'm hot - you're not

Wow! I like the pictures so funny.

and so

BOREDOM and SADDIST is tattooed to ur forehead, no wonder you come out to play by this time

Ko easy

Walahi lol

Studio wanted 2 have S^ex with his secretary, Kunbee, he then said to her, I will give you #20,000 and I will throw it on the floor. You will bend down and I will be through before you pick it. Kunbee called her husband, hectorswaggerless and told him about it. Her husband says, ask him for #50,000 and pick the money fast before he zips down. After waiting for his wife's call about 1 hour, hectorswaggerless calls and asked what happened, Kunbee replied and said, "The idiot used coins" and I am still picking them, I will call you when I am done.

E too confirm say dis NL wen u come especially this JOKE thread, na cry u go cry till d rest of ur days dey horrible.

Disfigured mouth leading to a disfigured face is what you are more like an imbeshile

Tehehe kunbee still picking da coin'

Dat sledge of a boy na saddist - no dey follow him mouth dear lol

@Studio. . .Faya burn your bald head again and again
Comot for my road jor. Shift!
BTW, u dey call am dear abi u think say na babe I pity your dyck and im yansh 

@Swaggerless. . .Seriously, you have a talent like no other. Speaking from the bent side of your mouth. I would not be surprised to even hear you speak through your A^ss

SLEDGE, Dem supposed construct special cage for u and lock u inside whenever your madness like e wan start again.

I no envy u oh

^ U nor well at all. If you nor want my wrath, try make u nor dey come in between and if you wan yab me, do am direct! Nor dey tackle me from side or back as u dey do with that swaggerless dude

U no get mouth - comot!

Swaggerless boi, you are in my thread and I've given you audacity to say whatever trash you've been able to formulate in the past 24 hours (probably with the assistance of your friends and family members---mind you, be careful wat u spit else breeze fit blow am back enta ur eyes)

Maybe you should have spat ur venom wen 'twas hot (u dey form holy holy) con come here dey advertise for yab as if say u get mouth.

See as you dey squeeze face anyhow as if say u get anything wen u fit do. Another midget with wrinkled forehead.

sledge406:

Studio wanted 2 have S^ex with his secretary, Kunbee, he then said to her, I will give you #20,000 and I will throw it on the floor. You will bend down and I will be through before you pick it. Kunbee called her husband, hectorswaggerless and told him about it. Her husband says, ask him for #50,000 and pick the money fast before he zips down. After waiting for his wife's call about 1 hour, hectorswaggerless calls and asked what happened, Kunbee replied and said, "The used coins" and I am still picking them, I will call you when I am done.

You are very stup.id

Studio CFR:

Tehehe kunbee still picking da coin'

In ur mind, you are that fab in se.x

My friend, would you bend and keep on picking the coins while Studio fayas u from behind instead of tryna draw me into d picture.

Jeez!!

Sledge u and Stud - I swear, una be siamiase twins!!

Joined at the erm. . .

U wish u could be dat person dat makes me feel good abi

sledge406:

My friend, would you bend and keep on picking the coins while Studio fayas u from behind instead of tryna draw me into d picture.

Chai - see war.

Kunbee too corrupt walahi lol

Sledge easy she's only a powerless young woman u know. . .



EFE, dem supposed carry u go correctional center for dat thing u just talk lol

^^ wetin??

nor be your languge I dey yarn so??

Efemena_xy:

Jeez!!

Sledge u and Stud - I swear, una be siamiase twins!!

Joined at the erm. . .

Na dat one I wan hear before I answer you well abi u dey fear to talk

Kunbee:

U wish u could be dat person dat makes me feel good abi

U too dey FONcuse urself jare. As u be so, I fit bet say u nor get anybody for real life wen dey make u feel good as per ur confession for that ZOBO thread wen u say u be like dat for real life. Who get time for Saddist

Studio CFR:

Kunbee too corrupt walahi lol

Sledge easy she's only a powerless young woman u know. . .

Corrupt wetin Dis one know anything She just wish say she know or say she dey on board

And yes, she is indeed powerless but to dey make noise like hen wen eagle carry im chick. I go attend to her matter.

Studio. U nor go wise

sledge406:

U too dey FONcuse urself jare. As u be so, I fit bet say u nor get anybody for real life wen dey make u feel good as per your confession for that ZOBO thread wen u say u be like dat for real life. Who get time for Saddist
Corrupt wetin Dis one know anything She just wish say she know or say she dey on board

And yes, she is indeed powerless but to dey make noise like hen wen eagle carry im chick. I go attend to her matter.

ehn ehn u can talk, clap for yourself

Studio CFR:

Chai - see war.

Kunbee too corrupt walahi lol

sharrap olodo

sledge406:

Na dat one I wan hear before I answer you well abi u dey fear to talk

I nor fear nuffin man!  

and I don talk am - up to u to decode am  

**small pikins full ground for hia - u 'spose know**