WilliamsChelster:
You tell a lady you’re a zoo keeper and expect her to instantly like you

Zookeeper them no be human beings? Are they not worthy to be liked?

Foodforthought:

Nice one, it works fine. You can also learn how to ignore women. As in...whenever you find yourself in a circle of 'em or constantly around a particular one, do well to snub. I used to do this deliberately to make myself feel good until I found out a lot of 'em took notice and were marking me. When my name came up in a friendly lecture hall chat in my dept years back, about a dozen ladies were like "Is it not that guy that snubs people?" .
I was shocked.

You just described me. In fact it has turned a lifestyle

Do you still snub them?

austyn0:

Zookeeper them no be human beings? Are they not worthy to be liked?

mrakeeno:


You just described me. In fact it has turned a lifestyle

Do you still snub them?

Sometimes I can't... ladies are becoming more seductive these days...we are at their mercy

austyn0:

Zookeeper them no be human beings? Are they not worthy to be liked?

Lol, no be so but just imagine your daughter comes home with a man shes been talking about, and he says he's a zoo keeper, how wud you feel?

austyn0:

Where I meet ladies aren't limited, they are everywhere. My place of work na "site" itself .
And yeeeah, all I do is stare for a moment and appreciate God's magnificent handiwork on that beautifully endowed random lady on the street because I find it somewhat embarrassing approaching them. I grew up that way and feel if she refuses me publicly, I would lose the respect people have for me because of the "gay" kinda lifestyle I live. Funny isn't??

Me on the other hand i find it embarrasing not to approach them

Foodforthought:

Sometimes I can't... ladies are becoming more seductive these days...we are at their mercy

Lol, Na so bro, b4 i used to think its konji but i just realised that these girls re evolvin into sth else. May God help us.

Gaspardd:

Lol, no be so but just imagine your daughter comes home with a man shes been talking about, and he says he's a zoo keeper, how wud you feel?

If it was the century before, I would gladly accept both of 'em provided it is built as a result of love. But baba, that word be like scam for this our century so I would only pray my daughter comes home with a man of great quality.

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