Men are too much sha. When we wake up in the morning we look fab. Women just hide behind make ups. Without make up dem resemble monkeys 



Imagine supposedly beautiful women like Jennifer Garner, Brooke Shields looking like my dog
These are even pretty women, imagine how all these ugly nairaland girls will look. Disgusting i guess.
Men, we too much jare.

WELL, AS THE NAME "MAKE UP" IMPLIES, IT MAKES UP FOR WHAT THEY DONT HAVE.

GBAM!!!!

Lame way to chyke your fellow guys. Gay murdaphucka.

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One of those mugus who donates his salary to a woman. Oloshi.  When i wanna get it in the morning i put a pillow on their faces so i don't see Frankenstein.

Hehehe.

No doubt, 80 % of girls are Ugly, Let them have hair cut,majority would divorce his wife in a minute

Same wit men, Witout money most men are also ugly

Na 2day? E don tay wey we kwn na.If u wan truely knw if a gal fine jos com see in d morni wen she jos wake up.

Na lie

~~I no dey lie on sunday.I de 4bid am.

am talking about the topic

[size=13pt]I can bet 10pounds with any lady

that if she goes on LOW CUT or SKIN CUT

when rain falls, some quantity of water would gather @ the center of her head, !


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Okay

Fine boy no cash!!! abi na fine i chop witout cash men for wowo die! in fact una for the marry una self. [s]cos me no ready to patch wit any man[/s]

Why should a woman go low cut to prove she is beautiful?

Insignificant ranters. Having a d*ck still doesn't make you relevant enough to pass judgement on my fellow women.

I don`t use make up- never did.

michelin89:

Why should a woman go low cut to prove she is beautiful?

Insignificant ranters. Having a d*ck still doesn't make you relevant enough to pass judgement on my fellow women.

I'm sure u would look like a monster without your weaves and make up. I probably would cover your face with a pillow when i want to have intimacy with u in the morning.  

mutter:

I don`t use make up- never did.

show ur pix and shame d devil. If u look half as good as me, i will delete this topic.

Gaggi:

I'm sure u would look like a monster without your weaves and make up. I probably would cover your face with a pillow when i want to have intimacy with u in the morning.  

Now I understand how you were born.

Your father never looked at your mother's face, and neither his.

Lol

michelin89:

Now I understand how you were born.

Your father never looked at your mother's face, and neither his.

true talk ma, just d way ur dad doen't look at ur mum's face and ur husband won't look at yours. Like one dummy always says on NL, no offence.

lmao!

Gaggi:

true talk ma, just d way your dad doen't look at your mum's face and your husband won't look at yours. Like one dummy always says on NL, no offence.

Stop trying to consol yourself.

Accept that your family is seriously deficient in looks. Envy won't change anything.

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Look who's talking. Ugly duckling.
I love women, i love teasing dem, i get a kick out of their reaction. I'm gonna marry 7 women, though i would avoid dem in the mornings.

O.k u guys shud quit dis n get back 2 d topic!(although am enjoyin masef) just post ur contribution nd go. Stop arguing abeg.

michelin89:

Now I understand how you were born.

Your father never looked at your mother's face, and neither his.

she sure knows how to dish it hot and peppery


@post

wat point are you tryna make ? if girls are ugly why not swing the other way and enjoy your guys who dont need make up to look good

i bet 190 will look good on your right arm  

Gaggi:

^^^^
Look who's talking. Ugly duckling.
I love women, i love teasing dem, i get a kick out of their reaction. I'm gonna marry 7 women, though i would avoid dem in the mornings.

Hope you are rich. You are good as a money bag. For the rest, your are pretty useless.

PS: don't believe you'll be the father of your children.

Girls r this, girls r dat, Ahhhhh!!! bunch of ranting little children,

she sure knows how to dish it hot and peppery


@post

wat point are you tryna make ? if girls are ugly why not swing the other way and enjoy your guys who dont need make up to look good

i bet 190 will look good on your right arm

You aint only ugly, u're dry too. What a horrible combination.

Michelin still has an edge, she's ugly but witty.  

Gaggi:

You aint only ugly, u're dry too. What a horrible combination.

Michelin still has an edge, she's ugly but witty.

LOL!! look at hamattan calling olive oil dry

michelin89:

Hope you are rich. You are good as a money bag. For the rest, your are pretty useless.

PS: don't believe you'll be the father of your children.

Yet  u wish u were with me. . .hmm. Powder ur nose and i may consider u.  

Girls r this, girls r dat, Ahhhhh!!! bunch of ranting little children,

na woman dey pay your house rent? na woman dey feed u? woman wrapper. 

@Yme, i like ur jokes, . .heheheh. . .will u marry me?

y me:

LOL!! look at hamattan calling olive oil dry

Gaggi:

You aint only ugly, u're dry too. What a horrible combination.

Michelin still has an edge, she's ugly but witty.  

yea marra of fact am ugly. . . . but i will make the finest girl in your lineage look like a shrek clone

you berra ask somebody