By all Means, MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~ David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~ Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~ Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~ Dumas

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want?
~ Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~ Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~ Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~ Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~ James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
~ Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~ Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once,
~Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~ Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~ Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~ Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


"What lies before us, and what lies behind us, are tiny compared with what lies within us".

Nice compilation. . . . though its good to acknowledge your source(s)

You should have told us you’re a poet

It’s nice tho

This is the most effective way to get along with women-

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~ Nash

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Rofl @ thread

Nice