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Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by verifiablefacts: 8:01am On Mar 31, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:you dey fast? |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by XhosaNostra(f): 8:04am On Mar 31, 2019 |
verifiablefacts: I meant I didn't eat anything in the taxi, which is the question the other person asked me. |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Nobody: 8:05am On Mar 31, 2019 |
IamD18:OK boss, I'll surely do...jah bless |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by duwell(m): 8:13am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Let me type my own... One day I got a call to come to a nearby town to meet a man and finalize a business. I traveled and was talking with him, then I felt this urge to shit all of a sudden. I was trying to rush the talk and conclude but the man was not having it. Then I told him what has happened to me that I need to use the toilet. Since that place was also his residence and business place, he had a toilet inside. The man declined saying that the only toilet in his house is inside that I can't use it. I was like a time bomb waiting to explode, so I hurriedly had to leave. I left the man's place and was praying I see a bike on the street to take me to my friends place which is not far from there. I didn't see, so I was moving very fast and trying to run,, but this kind of shit was one I had to use my muscles to hold it, else it'll disgrace me before I reach my guy's house. I finally reach my guy compound,,, it's a kind of compound without fence, a flat, other houses surround it, then it has a small bush they throw water and all... By the time I reach him house the poor has started to come out, I thought I'll just open door and enter, unfortunately for me, he was not at home. I hurriedly turned to the back of the house and use the bush. Before I could slide my native I wore my boxer short was completely in shit.. All my trouser was stained. Luckily for me there was water outside so I washed the boxer and trouser before he arrived. My only luck that day was that no body saw this happening to me.. 9 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Zhahovic(m): 8:14am On Mar 31, 2019 |
About 10 years ago while in Ado Ekiti, I went to Central market to purchase something, that's when the stomach upset started. .. gosh I swear, if that thing catch you, you go get heightened senses like Spiderman. .. I quickly called a bike man and pleaded with him to take me to any nearby bush where I could splatter my load. ... omo!.. the bike journey too no be here.. the bumpy roads almost killed me. when I dropped from the bike, I did not even bother collecting my change. ... I rushed into the bush and the rest was history!.. chai!! �� 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by bluefilm: 8:14am On Mar 31, 2019 |
IamD18: Hahaha Bros you can lie for Africa, aswear. But next time, think of Oshiomole. It will give you the fastest result. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by adanny01(m): 8:16am On Mar 31, 2019 |
XhosaNostra: I forgot to add that all of it happened a stone throw to my office. No, one will ever understand the kind of energy i used to control it to no avail. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by XhosaNostra(f): 8:20am On Mar 31, 2019 |
adanny01: Hahaha. It's like that though, it's just like pee. The closer you get to your destination, the worse it gets. It feels like you're about to lose your mind. 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by verifiablefacts: 8:25am On Mar 31, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:you must have eaten something(earlier), different reactions at different levels of digestion. |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by XhosaNostra(f): 8:30am On Mar 31, 2019 |
verifiablefacts: I ate tripe the day before. I've since realized tripe doesn't agree with me. I experience the same thing every time I eat it, but it usually happens in the dead of the night. |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Marvel1206: 8:35am On Mar 31, 2019 |
ottersberger: Nice write up. I could picture every moment 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by coolh3ad(m): 8:37am On Mar 31, 2019 |
MyphoneandI: There are/used to be Fully air conditioned BRT. I have boarded many times then. Can't really say of now o. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Nobody: 8:42am On Mar 31, 2019 |
coolh3ad:The BRT buses are still fully air conditioned. |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by BuzzRay(m): 8:45am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Happened years back, in secondary school. a bit lengthy, but just read. It was a sunny Friday afternoon, school had just closed so my friends and i went to a nearby field to play football. Just as we were about to kick the ball, i saw that people gathered by the side of the pitch buying ice cream. "That ice cream must be delicious" i whispered to myself. I asked another person to replace me, and i ran to get myself this mysterious ice cream, chocolate flavour; it was so delicious, my taste buds exploded. I ended up buying two more and that was my undoing. I sat for like 15mins wondering what was going on with my stomach, it was rumbling and groaning like a beast. I didn't even say anything to my friends, i wore my trouser and immediately i ran the wind. First, there was no bush around, so that was not an option, and my money wasn't enough after buying 3 ice creams. Imagine i had to trek all the way down to a certain gate for like 20mins with only my butt cheeks holding this hot shit together. Omo when i reached the gate, i was just shouting "bike, bikeeeee!!!!" Lol with my blood shot eyes and sweats all over my face. Entered a bike and i was screaming to the bike man "faster, fasterrr" it was as if i was in labour. Finally i reached my street, and my God! bushes and grasses had never looked so beautiful in eyes. Stopped the bike, i cant remember how much but i threw money at him and dived into the bush like that guy in Contra. My trouser wasn't coming off, so i did the thing right inside the trouser, yes you heard!!! came out from the bush and my ass looked bigger lol! Folded my trouser so the shit won't drop. Walked home like a big man....... The rest...... 11 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by coolh3ad(m): 8:46am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Ndidinma: wow!. That's cool.. |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Debayurr: 8:48am On Mar 31, 2019 |
This is so me and I have actually experienced twice. On my way to a cousin's place in surulere (Lagos) with my sister. Everything looks fine and promising when I left the house. You know when you are hanging out with your little sister and you want to create this impression of " I am the big brother". I started feeling this royal rumble in my stomach from Ojodu berger to Ojota to catch a bus to Surulere.. It got worse when we approached Oregun and the journey started to look quite far. The bus was picking passengers from any bus stop and you need to see how some passengers were taking their time to alight from the bus. I was still thinking I can suck it up anyways till I alighted from the bus at Ojota. I had to pause after every 5 step that I took while walking to suck it up...it was getting worse. My sister didn't even notice why the stops. All she wanted was to get to our cousin's place to get her groove on. I kept praying cos I couldn't walk again...I thought of just doing it in the open inside the gutter at Ojota bus stop. I thought of all the embarrassment it would cause myself and especially my sister....In fact I thought of just doing it on my body and get a bike to take me home from Ojota. I was almost in tears begging God to save me, then I sighted this RED coloured housing. It felt like God sent that stuff down for my sake. Rushed there and the Lady in charge told me it's 50naira...I said to myself let it be 5,000 I will pay double sef. That was how I was saved o. You can imagine almighty Ojota and you are that stranded in broad day light around 11am!!!! Men God dey! 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by jieta: 8:55am On Mar 31, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:You can never make a comment without indirectly shading Nigeria. 50 billion megawatts smile that can't cure millions of HIV carrier in your country is that one a smile. just joking anyway. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by XhosaNostra(f): 9:00am On Mar 31, 2019 |
jieta: Where's the shade? I obviously made a joke to make it relatable to him. If it makes you happy, I could shit on the Zulu king' s feathered hat. Damn! What difference does it make? I'll try it on a few HIV patients to see if it works. Never thought of that before. Good idea. 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by eneojoedu(m): 9:13am On Mar 31, 2019 |
hmm mine happened some two years ago. I was having a ''running '' stomach that morning, I had just 200naira with me but I no gree buy drugs from am. Na so I chop raw garri thinking everything done dey alright. had a two hour lecture that afternoon, my guys say make i stay house as I no well, I no gree(mr serious student) less than 30minutes into the lecture I couldn't hear anything again, see sweat for my head, my hand were shaking. my brother Na hot purge hold me so, I could not stand for fear of poo coming out. as my belle calm small Na so I dashed off from lecture (nothing mattered that moment, if u see as I take cross roads without looking right and left) I go run small stop and stand still to hold it from coming, when it calms again, run will start again. got home and boom.... Na so I dey untop toilet they say ''thank you Jesus '' ...i won't even pray that experience for my enemies. 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by shilenji(m): 9:33am On Mar 31, 2019 |
this one happened to me about seven years ago when my church took us to easter camp out,i cant still remember wat i dat day buh i knw i had a serious stomach problem,it was bad i hat to go summon my sister at the choirs side,she rushed outside to help me look for toilet cause i was quite young and dense. Unfortunately, the church had no toilet ,so i and my sister started moving around house to house,by the time we started moving i began to let goooooo(poo) little by little by the time we found a house i had let half out i had started smelling, with tears in my eyes i walked gently to their toilet and blasted everywhere,my problems started wen i found out they had no water in the house ,mehn i had to wash every inch of their toilet dat day. i had to throw my pant away,my lace had little shit on it.thankful to my sis she helped my rub it off a little,i was embarrased to enter the bus dat took us home dat day cos i smelled like SHIT 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by enoch273: 9:36am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Yuceeluv: true definition of embarrassing.. |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by horhizah(f): 9:39am On Mar 31, 2019 |
MyphoneandI: Yes, the blue BRT buses in Lagos are fully air conditioned. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Nobody: 9:47am On Mar 31, 2019 |
horhizah: Emabinu ejoor. I've never entered blue brt B4. Na only red ones my village people dey direct me go 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by DONADAMS(m): 9:54am On Mar 31, 2019 |
MyphoneandI:lol na you sabi oh...abi you no dey stay lag? |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by hausadreturn(m): 10:02am On Mar 31, 2019 |
During service year (Sokoto)... Was moonlighting... Returning home with my bicycle around 4:45am... Weather was too hot and there was so much heat... I couldn't stay at the workplace... The plan was to ride home and take a bath, sleep small and prepare for class at PPA... Was a 35-minute bicycle ride from workplace to corper's lodge... After 20 minutes, I slept off on the bicycle and crashed, tumbling and rolling from one lane to the next... Blood and bruises everywhere... Now history. I started to imagine later, why trailers dey get accidents from time to time. Lack of sleep na bad thing. 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Fidelismaria: 10:06am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Abegi make una leave matter for Mathias Check my signature |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by tomtos88(m): 10:28am On Mar 31, 2019 |
I was moving from left to right on my sit, and being a very shy person, i wouldn't speak up.... Sweating, droped my phone and odas in my back pack, so that i can survive this nature call, i managed to get to ojota, from shagamu and there was trafic, around 6:30, Dawn already setting in, i just told the driver, lemme get down, seems they have noticed i was holding the shit all along, the passengers helped me to shout at the driver, i look around, behind the flowers, shit my thing, no water, no tissues... I use flower to clean my anus... The kind of peace i felt afterward is more sweet than honey.... Whew! I almost die oo cc: fibonacci2526, Gptech, dollyjoy |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Rozaytee: 10:36am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Athena4:one day it happened to me mine was so heavy it was dripping at d bustop see run... Lol.. I hopped bike Omo... It wasn't funny and I was on my way to work o |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Hollysaint: 10:37am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Very hilarious thread... 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by wiseword316(m): 11:02am On Mar 31, 2019 |
stinjoe: The day i fell from 24 story building at the age of 2 |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Nobody: 11:07am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Is it possible to pee inside plane? Because I did not want to embarrass myself so I held it till i reached Lagos Airport, see downloading of pee na |
Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Rozaytee: 11:10am On Mar 31, 2019 |
adanny01:...chai shit no dey respect anybody oo |
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