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April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by themonk(m): 3:59am On Apr 01, 2019
This happened about 5 years ago, I pranked a friend of mine by calling him very early in the morning around 7:00am and asking him to come to a popular junction that my new car is parked there. He just hurriedly dressed up and rushed down to the junction to meet with me, congratulate and bill me on acquiring my new car. The following conversation ensued:

Friend: Hello boss where you and the car dey?

Me: You no dey see? Check out the car wey shine pass for this junction na, if to say you get eye you suppose don see my ride.

Friend: This your car don dey shark you like ogogoro, e get one sharp Camry wey dey by my left na you be that abi

Me: Fool, Common come here.

Friend: Idiat, I dey come.

Me: Better rush before I leave you comot.



He hurriedly walked towards the car and noticed nobody was inside so he called me back



Friend: E be like say no be the same car we dey talk o, nobody dey inside this one.

Me: Which side you go after you comot that aboki street?

Friend: Left na

Me: I tell you say you no get sense, everyday na left left you dey go. Come back I dey your right.

Friend: I go collect all these insult because I must bill you this morning, if you no drop something this morning I go damage your bumper.

Me: No waste my time o, I gats go buy fuel.

Friend: I don dey come, chill out bro.



He walked towards the other side of the street he came out from and sighted a benz



Friend: Bro you no tell me say na Benz, your name now na Benzema.

Me: you think say I come play? All these work I dey work for Mobil you think say na charity?

Friend: Bro calm down, Na just one car you buy o, you don dey talk like say you be one kind billionaire.

Me: Ogbeni no waste my time, I go sound you o, make I even play some music sef.



I put one Dbanj's song and slowly increased the volume



Friend: Bad guy, this car go sha hear am before 3 months. You wey even your teeth and leg na second hand value them get.

Me: Hahahahaha, dey come. Idiat.

Friend: E remain small, you suppose don see me by now.

Me: I don see you, you dey always Waka like fool.

Friend: All these insult wey I dey collect na because of the billing I wan bill you o

Me: Come jare make I help your life.



At this point He could clearly see nobody was in the benz





Friend: Ogbeni why your car dey empty?

Me: I dey back seat, Na you go drive.

Friend: You don wreck the car already abi you don forget how to drive

Me: No waste my time, I dey try set date for my watch, wetin be today's date again?

Friend: Fool, you no dey ever remember date. Yesterday na 31st of March today na April 1st

Me: Hahahhaha, I no dey everly remember date but I sha remember today own.

Friend: Wetin you smoke, No be me just remind you?

Me: You go soon know who remind who

Friend: Oh Oh Oh, you done prank me. This car dey empty, today na April Fool. You Bastarrrrrr...



I hung up the call and didn't pick up after several dialing attempts by my friend throughout the day



That how I pranked someone, share your experiences.

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by themonk(m): 4:00am On Apr 01, 2019
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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Nobody: 4:43am On Apr 01, 2019
Elder brother was a player
Can chook anything
Had one hanty in CBN that was paying all his bills,though very much older.
Bros was using the cash to fund all those small girls for area
My job...Light house keeper.
I go dey balcony dey sight any of him girls wey dey come house
So as to give am advance warning so he won't be caught off guard. I dey also help am do punna management. I choose when you see him, who he bangs,etc. He pays me enough

March 30 he embarrassed me in front of one of his ladies so as to catch trips
April 1 I was ready. I just barged in his room and told him hanty CBN is around with her convoy. Na that day I witness my first miracle. I saw a cassava turn to a carrot in split seconds. Bros fall like 10 times onto say he wan wear boxers come carry the lady with him enter mumsy room go hide. I allow am clean up spray everything enter parlor with him mumu smile before he hear me shout April fool from downstairs. I feel say I don escape. He pursue me I swear FAM. Catch me for the next street. Na Nigeria of those days wey neighbor dey help person catch pikin. Wetin he do we no fit talk. He beat me sotay the beating come dey sweet me. All my senses numb. We still dont talk till today. And it happened over 25/years ago.

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by originals1(m): 4:51am On Apr 01, 2019
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Meanwhile instagram page with 18k followers for sale, check my signature if you're interestedsmiley
Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by themonk(m): 8:15am On Apr 01, 2019
Shibaraba:
I dey come
Share your experience jare, lalasticlala how far?
Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Nobody: 8:44am On Apr 01, 2019
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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Bossontop(m): 10:02am On Apr 01, 2019

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Groovenaija360(m): 10:03am On Apr 01, 2019
MY PRANK

How a man without a certificate fooled Y -- o---robber professors

How did the self-acclaimed S/W highly educated (No brain) people ended up being slaves for a herdsman

How did he prank and brainwashed them into voting for him the second time

It is now obvious that Afonjas are the problem of Nigeria undecided

April fools

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Tallesty1(m): 10:04am On Apr 01, 2019
Well, a day after my birthday celebration last year. That was on the 17th of April 2018, while driving home from club, some 2 dead gorgeous girls started to wave at me.

I slowed down and noticed that their breasts were almost out so I stopped to know how I can be of help.

They asked if I could give them a ride, I agreed they both got into the backseat and started having sex with each other then one of them jumped into the front seat and performed MouthAction on me while the other stole my wallet…


Well, not really bad. I mean sex for wallet isn't a bad trade but my wallet got stolen on 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.....

In fact I continued losing my wallet to them until I have no money to buy new wallet.


I will probably lose my next wallet to them if they're still around when I buy it.

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by fatymore(f): 10:04am On Apr 01, 2019
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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Offpoint1: 10:05am On Apr 01, 2019
It was 3 years ago, she sneaked in into my room while I was fast asleep on that faithful afternoon. She started romancing me, licking me, wore me a condom, undressed herself, stripe for me, seducingly walked to me, dragged me into the bedroom, tie my legs and hands to the bed, resume the romance again... stroke my d##k. at this time I've lost my sense of reasoning, I knew today I'm getting laid. Then she starts licking me from my toe down to my ears and whispered into my left ear in a sexy tone "April Fool" then she gets down and left me there helpless.

Anita God go punish you anywhere you today.


2nd one: she told me she was pregnant on the phone, she makes believable. I sat down and thought about my life for an hour, how I can feed myself talk more mother and child +myself. I bought 5 rubbers of sniper with my last card and I as I was about drinking, her text came in and I quote "April Fool my love, i was joking" .....i starved for 3 days cuz I've used my last card on sniper

She's an Ex now

3rd one: I was 16 then, I called my mom inside, sat her down and begged her to forgive me... after pleading for 30 minutes, she inquired to know what's the matter. I told her I've impregnated my lordland 16years old daughter, before I could let her know it was a joke... this woman gave me a punched and I was out... I woke up in the hospital a week after with broken nose and disfigured face.


I'm out

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by LuciferYaweh: 10:05am On Apr 01, 2019
My favourite was in 2005 after that infamous Bellview airlines crash in Lisa village.

I told my mum that old man was amongst the casualties (he left Lagos that same day) and even encouraged her to move now to secure our properties before extended family took over. grin

The line went dead before I could finish my call sef...












She died of a heart attack that evening.
That was epic! Can never forget it!! grin
Funny thing was, nobody knew about that call! grin grin
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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by chiroyale(f): 10:05am On Apr 01, 2019
I aint believing shiit today, Idgaf if you say you're dying.. Tell me that shiit tomorrow

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Authoreety: 10:05am On Apr 01, 2019
If u came to read past, present, nd future lies, gather here for a selfie

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by virginboy1(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2019
Saving money in Nigeria is very difficult I swear
You will be jejely saving your money in peace & get a
call from village saying

*"Chinedu,send money for
hospital, grandmama swallow razor"* cry

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Donmoscojaja(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2019
lol
Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by lilfreezy: 10:06am On Apr 01, 2019
cool
Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by virginboy1(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2019
I called my girl that its over between us,before I could scream "April fool",she told me thank God ooo. That she's ending the relationship..."Cuts the phone"
I called back, explaining.....I beg begged and begged...She refused ooo...



I was the Fool last last... cry

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by peteruuu(m): 10:07am On Apr 01, 2019
grin I was actually grinning while reading that grin
Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by hubtiva: 10:08am On Apr 01, 2019
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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Over10(f): 10:08am On Apr 01, 2019
themonk:
This happened about 5 years ago, I pranked a friend of mine by calling him very early in the morning around 7:00am and asking him to come to a popular junction that my new car is parked there. He just hurriedly dressed up and rushed down to the junction to meet with me, congratulate and bill me on acquiring my new car. The following conversation ensued:

Friend: Hello boss where you and the car dey?

Me: You no dey see? Check out the car wey shine pass for this junction na, if to say you get eye you suppose don see my ride.

Friend: This your car don dey shark you like ogogoro, e get one sharp Camry wey dey by my left na you be that abi

Me: Fool, Common come here.

Friend: Idiat, I dey come.

Me: Better rush before I leave you comot.



He hurriedly walked towards the car and noticed nobody was inside so he called me back



Friend: E be like say no be the same car we dey talk o, nobody dey inside this one.

Me: Which side you go after you comot that aboki street?

Friend: Left na

Me: I tell you say you no get sense, everyday na left left you dey go. Come back I dey your right.

Friend: I go collect all these insult because I must bill you this morning, if you no drop something this morning I go damage your bumper.

Me: No waste my time o, I gats go buy fuel.

Friend: I don dey come, chill out bro.



He walked towards the other side of the street he came out from and sighted a benz



Friend: Bro you no tell me say na Benz, your name now na Benzema.

Me: you think say I come play? All these work I dey work for Mobil you think say na charity?

Friend: Bro calm down, Na just one car you buy o, you don dey talk like say you be one kind billionaire.

Me: Ogbeni no waste my time, I go sound you o, make I even play some music sef.



I put one Dbanj's song and slowly increased the volume



Friend: Bad guy, this car go sha hear am before 3 months. You wey even your teeth and leg na second hand value them get.

Me: Hahahahaha, dey come. Idiat.

Friend: E remain small, you suppose don see me by now.

Me: I don see you, you dey always Waka like fool.

Friend: All these insult wey I dey collect na because of the billing I wan bill you o

Me: Come jare make I help your life.



At this point He could clearly see nobody was in the benz





Friend: Ogbeni why your car dey empty?

Me: I dey back seat, Na you go drive.

Friend: You don wreck the car already abi you don forget how to drive

Me: No waste my time, I dey try set date for my watch, wetin be today's date again?

Friend: Fool, you no dey ever remember date. Yesterday na 31st of March today na April 1st

Me: Hahahhaha, I no dey everly remember date but I sha remember today own.

Friend: Wetin you smoke, No be me just remind you?

Me: You go soon know who remind who

Friend: Oh Oh Oh, you done prank me. This car dey empty, today na April Fool. You Bastarrrrrr...



I hung up the call and didn't pick up after several dialing attempts by my friend throughout the day



That how I pranked someone, share your experiences.


You would be Good at writing Yoruba Films

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by sotall(m): 10:08am On Apr 01, 2019
Here to read the lies

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Starboytwo(m): 10:09am On Apr 01, 2019
I still remember the epic slap from Mum that year after I do April fool finish....

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by nicepeople: 10:12am On Apr 01, 2019
themonk:
This happened about 5 years ago, I pranked a friend of mine by calling him very early in the morning around 7:00am and asking him to come to a popular junction that my new car is parked there. He just hurriedly dressed up and rushed down to the junction to meet with me, congratulate and bill me on acquiring my new car. The following conversation ensued:

Friend: Hello boss where you and the car dey?

Me: You no dey see? Check out the car wey shine pass for this junction na, if to say you get eye you suppose don see my ride.

Friend: This your car don dey shark you like ogogoro, e get one sharp Camry wey dey by my left na you be that abi

Me: Fool, Common come here.

Friend: Idiat, I dey come.

Me: Better rush before I leave you comot.



He hurriedly walked towards the car and noticed nobody was inside so he called me back



Friend: E be like say no be the same car we dey talk o, nobody dey inside this one.

Me: Which side you go after you comot that aboki street?

Friend: Left na

Me: I tell you say you no get sense, everyday na left left you dey go. Come back I dey your right.

Friend: I go collect all these insult because I must bill you this morning, if you no drop something this morning I go damage your bumper.

Me: No waste my time o, I gats go buy fuel.

Friend: I don dey come, chill out bro.



He walked towards the other side of the street he came out from and sighted a benz



Friend: Bro you no tell me say na Benz, your name now na Benzema.

Me: you think say I come play? All these work I dey work for Mobil you think say na charity?

Friend: Bro calm down, Na just one car you buy o, you don dey talk like say you be one kind billionaire.

Me: Ogbeni no waste my time, I go sound you o, make I even play some music sef.



I put one Dbanj's song and slowly increased the volume



Friend: Bad guy, this car go sha hear am before 3 months. You wey even your teeth and leg na second hand value them get.

Me: Hahahahaha, dey come. Idiat.

Friend: E remain small, you suppose don see me by now.

Me: I don see you, you dey always Waka like fool.

Friend: All these insult wey I dey collect na because of the billing I wan bill you o

Me: Come jare make I help your life.



At this point He could clearly see nobody was in the benz





Friend: Ogbeni why your car dey empty?

Me: I dey back seat, Na you go drive.

Friend: You don wreck the car already abi you don forget how to drive

Me: No waste my time, I dey try set date for my watch, wetin be today's date again?

Friend: Fool, you no dey ever remember date. Yesterday na 31st of March today na April 1st

Me: Hahahhaha, I no dey everly remember date but I sha remember today own.

Friend: Wetin you smoke, No be me just remind you?

Me: You go soon know who remind who

Friend: Oh Oh Oh, you done prank me. This car dey empty, today na April Fool. You Bastarrrrrr...



I hung up the call and didn't pick up after several dialing attempts by my friend throughout the day



That how I pranked someone, share your experiences.

I no fit laugh. Very funny.

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Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by EmperorKpee(m): 10:12am On Apr 01, 2019
Barcelona just bought Alex Iwobi for £90M on Goal.com. Seemed real until I got to the end of the article

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