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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:21am On May 28, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:20am On May 28, 2019 |
BankyGee:heat coz of radiation 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by donielord(m): 5:41pm On May 28, 2019 |
Nayo08: Yaff mad fa. Walahi 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:17pm On May 28, 2019 |
donielord: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:36pm On May 28, 2019 |
Nayo08:WRONG! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:47pm On May 28, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Heat, because you can catch cold Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:50pm On May 28, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:12pm On May 28, 2019 |
BankyGee:zuze 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:13pm On May 28, 2019 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 7:42pm On May 28, 2019 |
BankyGee:Johnny 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:51pm On May 28, 2019 |
Johnny or what Choose one 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:04pm On May 28, 2019 |
pu7pl3:It's you that should choose one bros |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:03pm On May 28, 2019 |
Kai! U ehn!! BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:07pm On May 28, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:01am On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee: Both 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:26am On May 29, 2019 |
- I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have sex with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?" He said yes. That is when I had my revenge - Your boyfriend dumped you 2 weeks to his wedding, Baby don't feel sad , at least you made it to semi finals - A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to his father-in-law, "Your product is not matching my requirements" The father-in-law replies, "Warranty expired Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken" Who wins? - When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already - Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer - Drinking a lot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping TO BE CONTINUED 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:58am On May 29, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Johnny Winners of yesterday's riddle:- otiwisdom! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers* NB: The pu7pl3 champion is still confused |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:01am On May 29, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:40am On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee: Lol...bruh you said and i quote "WHAT is the name of the fifth brother" that makes WHAT a viable answer You also name dropped "johnny's father" before naming the other 4 sons which also makes JOHNNY a viable answer Hence i said both and you say im confused? The champ is never confused bruh |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:24pm On May 29, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Buh you shoulda chosen one . |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:57pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee: I could not now cos there were 2 answers...well that one have passed |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:38pm On May 29, 2019 |
pu7pl3:'What' can't be the answer cos it ended with 'question mark' which makes it a direct question, had it been it ended with 'full stop', then it's a statement. hence, 'what' can be the answer in that case . Well, it has passed sha |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:43pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee: Its a riddle...the question mark can be for misdirection 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:59pm On May 29, 2019 |
pu7pl3:¿1st rule of RIDDLES. Punctuation counts. Riddles are questions, only when you don't see a question mark at the end of 'what', bro, then you should know there's a misdirection there |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:10pm On May 29, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS What is the first thing a man sets in his new garden? < > |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 8:24pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee:A hole 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:58pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee: his foot...duh 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by uzhofficial: 9:17pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee: his foot 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:46pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee:I wanted to change but it's too late 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:47pm On May 29, 2019 |
BankyGee:his foot 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 4:18am On May 30, 2019 |
His foot 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:52pm On May 30, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - His foot Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! uzhofficial Nayo08 Hayqiu010 *Claps, cheers* |
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