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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:55pm On May 30, 2019
otiwisdom:

A hole
WRONG!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 7:58pm On May 30, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- His foot


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
uzhofficial
Nayo08
Hayqiu010

*Claps, cheers*
Thanks, I know that i will later be the champ here oneday.Pu7pl3 should wait and see.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:04pm On May 30, 2019
Hayqiu010:
Thanks, I know that i will later be the champ here oneday.Pu7pl3 should wait and see.
Well, we'll see about that grin grin grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:08pm On May 30, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the difference between a new $100 note and an old $10 note?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On May 30, 2019
Hayqiu010:
Thanks, I know that i will later be the champ here oneday.Pu7pl3 should wait and see.
Forgot to welcome you. Welcome to our humble abode bro grin grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:25pm On May 30, 2019
Value
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dimelo: 9:28pm On May 30, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What is the difference between a new $100 note and an old $10 note?
zero (0)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:07pm On May 30, 2019
Hayqiu010:
Thanks, I know that i will later be the champ here oneday.Pupl3 should wait and see.

Bring it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:16pm On May 30, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the difference between a new $100 note and an old $10 note?

Bro we are in naija now how can we know this...do you even know if ive ever seen a dollar before?


Im guessing there is no physical difference except the extra zero

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:20am On May 31, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the difference between a new $100 note and an old $10 note?

Or maybe $90 cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by uzhofficial: 10:51am On May 31, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the difference between a new $100 note and an old $10 note?



The extra zero(0)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:39pm On May 31, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- 'Difference=Minus'
$100 - $10 = $90



Winner(s) of yesterday's riddle:-
Undisputed champion;
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:44pm On May 31, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

An electric train was moving in a southern direction but the smoke from the train was going East.

How is this possible?? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 10:45pm On May 31, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

An electric train was moving in a southern direction but the smoke from the train was going East.

How is this possible?? undecided
My brother it is your version of electric train that have smoke.
Ans=there is no Smoke in an electric train

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:01pm On May 31, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- 'Difference=Minus'
$100 - $10 = $90



Winner(s) of yesterday's riddle:-
Undisputed champion;
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Yass!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:05pm On May 31, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

An electric train was moving in a southern direction but the smoke from the train was going East.

How is this possible?? undecided

An electric train...no smoke...its not possible

Nice try buddy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by uzhofficial: 7:50am On Jun 01, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

An electric train was moving in a southern direction but the smoke from the train was going East.

How is this possible?? undecided


An electric train doesn't release smoke.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by uzhofficial: 7:52am On Jun 01, 2019
Pu7pl3, Am coming for you.
watch out.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:39am On Jun 01, 2019
otiwisdom:

My brother it is your version of electric train that have smoke.
Ans=there is no Smoke in an electric train

This is a riddle bro, try to be less vulgar when answering a riddle. Thanks
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:22am On Jun 01, 2019
HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS
BankyGee is feeling grateful grin with:
pu7pl3
Nayo08
ZoeyJ
walterterri555
otiwisdom
donielord
pinkfeet
topher052
Centino
wizi44
dimelo
uzhofficial
Hayqiu010
TheKingIsHere
MJBOLT
Highcollide
McRhelax
greatme2good
Ayanfe29
All nairalanders and;
2,264,012 others...

BREAKING NEWS:
The Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) has officialy announced that:








All short people can now use their full pics as passport (bankyreportts.com) grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:55am On Jun 01, 2019
uzhofficial:
Pu7pl3, Am coming for you.
watch out.

Il be waiting angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:58am On Jun 01, 2019
BankyGee:
HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS
BankyGee is feeling grateful grin with:
p7pl3
Nay08
ZoyJ
wlterterri555
otiwidom
dnielord
pinfeet
toher052
Cetino
wzi44
dielo
uzhoffcial
Haqiu010
TheKingsHere
MBOLT
Hghcollide
Mhelax
greatm2good
Aynfe9
All nairalanders and;
2,264,012 others...

BREAKING NEWS:
The Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) has officialy announced that:








All short people can now use their full pics as passport (bankyreportts.com) grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

Oh jesus...why bruh? Why?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by McRhelax: 1:28pm On Jun 01, 2019
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 1:29pm On Jun 01, 2019
BankyGee:


This is a riddle bro, try to be less vulgar when answering a riddle. Thanks
shocked You got to be kidding me,You the master of jokes can't understand a simple joke I made. grin
But no cause for alarm since it is a false alarm.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:04pm On Jun 01, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- An electric train does not emit smoke


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
otiwisdom!
pu7pl3!
uzhofficial!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:04pm On Jun 01, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- An electric train does not emit smoke


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
otiwisdom!
pu7pl3!
uzhofficial!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:14pm On Jun 01, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the similarity between a girl/woman and an aeroplane? grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:43pm On Jun 01, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the similarity between a girl/woman and an aeroplane? grin grin

Their cockpits lipsrsealed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by donielord(m): 1:06pm On Jun 02, 2019
BankyGee:
HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS
BankyGee is feeling grateful grin with:
pu7pl3
Nayo08
ZoeyJ
walterterri555
otiwisdom
donielord
pinkfeet
topher052
Centino
wizi44
dimelo
uzhofficial
Hayqiu010
TheKingIsHere
MJBOLT
Highcollide
McRhelax
greatme2good
Ayanfe29
All nairalanders and;
2,264,012 others...

BREAKING NEWS:
The Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) has officialy announced that:








All short people can now use their full pics as passport (bankyreportts.com) grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

This man ehn grin

Happi new month shaa

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2019
donielord:

This man ehn grin
Happi new month shaa
Same to you Egbon cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 5:06pm On Jun 02, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the similarity between a girl/woman and an aeroplane? grin grin
cockpits

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:41pm On Jun 02, 2019
- Waste of resources is when you die a virgin and still go to hell undecided
- Nigerians seff, is it a bad thing for me to stop a taxi, greet all the passengers and walk away? Just see injuries on my body cry cry
- Give smokers 100% respect, it's not easy to decide that you want to die young grin grin grin
- Boys can be funny when expecting girls. They can even hear the footsteps of Spirits seff grin grin grin
- It's funny when you are in a toilet with no lock on the door. You can clear your throat, kick bucket or pour water on the floor to let people know you're in there tongue tongue
- Don't give up on your partner when they cheat on you. When you were cheating in the examination hall, did your books give up on you? undecided undecided
- A man is happy when you call him a LION, but when you call him an ANIMAL he gets angry. Please is a LION not an ANIMAL? undecided grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

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