NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu.

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Come to Awka ka anyi gaa gbaru ani na Cosmilla after all night in Abakaliki Street .

gidimafia:
Abeg shey y sabi who dem dey call Apa for mayaz bunk..shaii memories

Ah

You're very right brother. Everything in Nigeria is just so wrong.

travelwaka:
Well YOu cant blame them, Almost all the beaches in Nigeria are privately owned, Our Govermnment doesnt think tourism. So private owners must make money

So like play like play Bar beach Na history

Nice list @travelwaka, which beach is the the second pic with a pool?

@thefacelessman keep your imaginations short, the longer it gets the more it looses its vibe.

Lagos should please transfer just one of them to Abuja oo. Na only Garden full everywhere here.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu

you can visit ejighinandu town hall or civic centre or eke awka meat market or fatima hospital or ask of uwa ekwuotu for iru owelle

No bar beach??

Esomchi800:
Am visiting Nsukka in Enugu for easter
Who is going with me?

Enugu-ezike

Wow that's nice !...

candlewax:


No. I dey ekoo

OH OK. Odinma

Afonja007:
you can visit ejighinandu town hall or civic centre or eke awka meat market or fatima hospital or ask of uwa ekwuotu for iru owelle

Da all u gat? Very tasteless joke

ArcSEMPECJ:
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Come to Awka ka anyi gaa gbaru ani na Cosmilla after all night in Abakaliki Street .

You ain't scared ill rip out your heart or slit your throat

Surprised Barracuda beach isn't mentioned. It's cool over there. Try it

Thanks bro!

travelwaka:
he is the super admin of nairaland

Esomchi800:
Am visiting Nsukka in Enugu for easter
Who is going with me?

Make sure u go jives..
If its still there. Front of zik flats

TheStarsAlign:
Nice list @travelwaka, which beach is the the second pic with a pool?

@thefacelessman keep your imaginations short, the longer it gets the more it looses its vibe.

LA campaign Tropicana

Delite01:
Lagos should please transfer just one of them to Abuja oo. Na only Garden full everywhere here.

Make dem do artificial beach oooo or turn a lake to a beach

Vizzy4u:
are u based in lag? Dat whispering palms issa banger. Dat place is dope. As a student, i think as at when we visited early 2018 was 1k

Am Based in lag, planning to go spend time der soon.

greatermeme:
Stop this nonsense, and start writing a story book: You can make money with it!

Ur blue n white shark

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu

St. Joseph Awka Etiti

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu

St. Joseph Awka Etiti

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu

Igbo ukwu museum
Ogbunike Cave

Esomchi800:
Am visiting Nsukka in Enugu for easter
Who is going with me?

I'm at Opi waiting for nigger

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu

Okija shrine. Thank me later. �

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What exciting place can one visit in Anambra biko nu

1. Potor resort.
2. Red mud arena
3. Gully inn.
4. Erosion Island
5. Bia-bia gorilla ranch.

TheFacelessMan:


I had a close shave ….near death experience on Kuramo Beach in 2007.


I was swimming in the sea, trying to avoid the urine, sperm, menses and other biological fluids of other swimmers



I swam further out in the sea.... I imagined I was swimming with Michael Phelps for Olympic trials.


I looked towards the beach and I heard people screaming

Suddenly I realized I was all alone, all the beautiful colorful fishes had disappeared.


Everyone was screaming because a dark shadow had emerged. Immense and foreboding had silently risen from the ocean floor


I must confess. I peed on myself, I am not ashamed to admit. I might have passed solid waste as well.

I panicked and gulped a stomach full of salt water. Rookie mistake!


I remembered my sweet mum and I thought : "so I would never see Mama again?"

Her face gave me the strength and I headed for the shore...

The shark's head grazed lightly around my ankles and then knocked me off balance with moderate force.

It seemed as if it wanted to toy with me a bit before eating me for lunch

I stroked furiously towards land but with each stroke, it seemed as if my legs were weighted with pure iron and the shark rapidly closed the distance between us.

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I saw its immense black body coming rapidly at me ….200km/second

I saw it's cruel beady eyes looking directly at me, probably thinking of how juicy a snack I would be

It opened its jaws and I saw at least 120 evil looking razor sharp teeth as if it wanted to take a selfie

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That was a split second before I felt the most excruciating pain you could ever imagine.

The sea turned from blue to RED I am VERY sure it wasn't because of MOSES

The shark had clamped on half of my torso. It was trying to chomp down and bite me into 2. But its teeth were stuck in my rib-cage.

It took me high up, above the surface like a prize. The crowd at the beach cried out as one like they were singing the chorus of a song.

It shook me from side to side like a big giant dog.

Though I was already weak from blood loss, I drew my left hand back and punched its snout with all my strength.


The shark bellowed ! It was a guttural, spine-chilling, otherworldly sound that resonated through the water

I had the advantage it seemed. My ribcage were like toothpicks wedged in its jaws so it limited the ability to bite which worked to my favour

I had the momentum! I punched as hard as I could ; its snout, I poked the gills and it thrashed around in pain.

Suddenly a huge wave came and descended on us both; millions of gallons of water pushing us downwards and towards the direction of the beach.


On the way down, I saw in a flash, one single evil beady eye looking at me with hate & intent :


"You snack, why can't you just die and be eaten" I am sure it was saying.


In one last desperate effort, I jammed my hand to mid fore-arm into that eye!


PLEASE, I don't want to recall that cry of anguish and pain.


It was in such pain that it probably wanted to get rid of me quickly. In the frenzy, I had already gotten loose.

I quickly tried to swim towards the shore, the wounded shark in pursuit.....


To be continued......

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

I know you're lying but I enjoyed every bit of it.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I ain't catholic

St Mary's Anglican will do you then

Airtimex:



St Mary's Anglican will do you then

I ain't an Anglican pls

ClitRaider:


1. Potor resort.
2. Red mud arena
3. Gully inn.
4. Erosion Island
5. Bia-bia gorilla ranch.

Niggy u crazy

sleepyeyez:


Okija shrine. Thank me later. �

You can lead d way