The Long Thing, This Strong Thing, This Thong Thing and This Wrong Thing.

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So they have decided to make jeans to cause more confusion for the men shey? If my babe buys this i will scream @her

;d ;d ;d ;d

slex:

So they have decided to make jeans to cause more confusion for the men shey? If my babe buys this i will scream @her

Nigerian girls are free to buy it. No problem. But let me see who among them will open her mouth to say men are cheating alot these days.

lol , surely not meant for warehouse type asres
dat babe no even get arse sef , ironing board

strolling~

Idowuogbo:

lol , surely not meant for warehouse type asres
dat babe no even get arse sef , ironing board

omo pastor, bawo ni?

Kai see jeans, when ra pe happens no body should be blamed.

I hav a feelin my catch wuld be 10 gurls a day, if such were 2 b.

This Long Thing, This Strong Thing, This Thong Thing and This Wrong Thing

Your libido drives your ego.

The Igbo word for money is “ego”, the same spelling with ego. And among the Igbos of Eastern Nigeria, how much money you have determines how much ego you have. The more “ego”, the more your ego, and invariably drives the libido of every Igbo man. A poor man does not have much pride in the materialistic Igbo society, because he is seen as a failure. In fact, the poor man loses his woman to the rich man, except the woman has sworn to love and suffer with him no matter the trials and tribulations of their life.

Before the advent of the Christian practice of monogamy, polygamy was the common practice and most of the polygamists were rich men. Only a wealthy man can afford many wives and take good care of them like my grandfather. Monogamy is an alien practice and very unrealistic in the native African society. I don’t see myself having only one wife. One woman cannot be enough for a through-bred Igbo man of noble birth and not enough for my libido, because I want to have sex every day and at least with four different women weekly. Definitely, I am going to have a multiracial family with my different wives from four different races. Back African, Caucasian, Asian and Arabian. Polygamy is necessary for the survival of the human species, because monogamy will threaten our survival on earth as you can see the consequences of the pressure of the teeming population of single women who outnumber the single men. Monogamy has left many women single and desperate to even share married men with their wives who are desperately holding on to their husbands by fire and by force.


They met on Facebook months ago and she came to join him from Italy and they are wedding tomorrow.
“You look better than on webcam,” I said.
She smiled with glints in her brown eyes.
I could see that her mind was made up and she would not look back.
So, one can really find true love on Facebook where many fake profiles abound.
Love is wherever your heart finds peace of mind.


When you have been known as a Ladies man in Lagos and your buddies teased you as “Pastor Awon Obirin” in Yoruba, meaning pastor of women, because the more you preached the gospel of Jesus Christ, the more women flocked to be your companions; you might as well appreciate the benefits. So, you started a modeling agency to manage these pretty and sexy young women, but observers concluded that you were sleeping with them when you were only doing your best to make them use their beauty positively. But the licentious acts of the lascivious models did not help matters and in fact attracted more wannabe models and ignorant observers thought you were running a call girls club or your residence was now a brothel. They pointed accusing fingers at you that being tall and slim means you have long “mojo” and the popular myth is that taller guys have longer “mojos”; and girls prefer long “mojos”. But in fact, of all the models only two were your lovers whilst the rest had their own private affairs which were not your business.

Yes, I like slim models, but I prefer voluptuous women. Women with big round boobs and full buttocks like one particular girl whose booty I would have insured for $30 million. Her booty is magnetic and makes her the cynosure of randy male students and lecturers at the Lagos State University, Jibowu Campus.

Men are the prisoners of women, but pretend to be in control. We are either their prisoners of lust or their prisoners of love. Don’t blame us. Women brought us into this wonderful world through their vaginas and the first thing they gave us were their boobs to suck and cradle us in their arms kissing and sucking their boobs and carried on their buttocks for years. So, men become fixated on the sexual organs or women 24/7. We are always going after them for sex. We cheat, we lie, and we steal and even kill because of sex!

The Thong Thing

“You are slim and I am slim and we should be rolling together. But you don’t seem to like me,” Nuella said and smirked. She was one of the pretty and sexy models. She was skinny, but with a good backside. I regarded her as she made a face before climbing one of the “Okada” motorbikes used for public transport in Nigeria. As she sat down behind the motorcyclist, her red thong was revealed in her low rise blue jeans pants. I could see a good part of her buttocks. Nuella loved G-Strings and I concluded that wearing a thong made having a quickie easier for her. She would not need to remove her underwear for the guy to enter her from the rear. Wow! Thongs were in vogue then. Princess even suggestively touched her toes to reveal her thong during one of my visits. I was naturally tempted as I gazed at her big bum. Entering a woman from behind is still the most thrilling position for a quickie. Gosh.

The Wrong Thing

On Wednesday September 15, 2010, a grownup teenage girl came to see me in the office. She wanted to use my cell phone to call someone, because her own phone was bad
“There is only N4 credit left,” I said.
“You use MTN?” She asked.
“Yes,” I replied.
“Good,” she said as I handed her my phone. She brought out N100 recharge card and loaded it. She called someone and was speaking sotto voce. She did not say much and returned my phone.
“Thanks.”
As she left, my buddy concluded that she spoke to her boyfriend.
“She could be having sex already,” he presumed.
“But she is only 15,” I said.
“That is why she did not want to use her parents’ phones and left their residence for our office to call her boyfriend,” he said.

She will be 16 before Christmas, but she is already 6ft tall and looks like a young woman of 21 or 23 with sex-appeal. She has been attracting the attention of both grownup boys and men. But I have been focusing on her academic pursuits. She is one of the most brilliant secondary school graduates in Nigeria and has been given admission to study Computer Engineering at the University of Lagos. But I have advised her to apply for scholarship to study at any of the Ivy League Universities in the US, because none of the local universities would be good enough for her outstanding genius. No Nigerian university is even among the top 20 universities in Africa! Her aunt who is an American citizen sent her the names of three top US universities to choose the one she prefers and she asked for my advice. I recommended Yale. Minutes after she left my office, my phone rang and I answered the call. The male caller called her name, but as he heard my voice, he ended the call immediately. He made a wrong call. No romantic distractions for her until she is on campus in the US.

Our impressionable teenage girls are vulnerable to temptations and the exposure to pornography on TV and the Internet has made parenting more complicated for parents who can no longer control their baby girls who are now growing wings to fly away to wherever they wish to sow their wild oats. It is really troubling to see these teenage girls hanging out with boys at corners of the street in the night. Of course, they are out for quickies and they don’t really care about the dangers of their high-risk behavior. They copy what they see other teenagers are doing in the US, UK and other developed countries, because they forget that there are no safety nets for them in Nigeria where the government has no plans for their welfare. We call them No Future Ambition (NFA), because they seem to be impetuous and vacuous. In fact, most of them need psychotherapy, because they have been either verbally abused or sexually abused by boys, men, uncles, fathers, teachers and other dogs of the earth. A young woman told me that she was deflowered by her godmother in boarding school. She never told her parents who thought a girls only school would be safer for their daughter.

So wot s d long story about ?0

daduke2k:

So wot s d long story about ?0

READ. READ. READ.

I believe you weren't hoping that i'll read all that.

Pls could you summarize that project into 1 paragraph

Her shape isn't bad at all.

Wow just took my time 2 read that ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ lol. But its kinda cool, just like it anyways

chai, i kant shout. This is too complicated for guys to behold

this is not popular yet
but believe me in few days time you will see Nigeria Nigerian girls wearing it.
just watch and see

Orikinla:

The Long Thing, This Strong Thing, This Thong Thing and This Wrong Thing.

Read it all soon.

Watch this page.

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why wont they be raped?

Orikinla:

This Long Thing, This Strong Thing, This Thong Thing and This Wrong Thing

Your libido drives your ego.

The Igbo word for money is “ego”, the same spelling with ego. And among the Igbos of Eastern Nigeria, how much money you have determines how much ego you have. The more “ego”, the more your ego, and invariably drives the libido of every Igbo man. A poor man does not have much pride in the materialistic Igbo society, because he is seen as a failure. In fact, the poor man loses his woman to the rich man, except the woman has sworn to love and suffer with him no matter the trials and tribulations of their life.

Before the advent of the Christian practice of monogamy, polygamy was the common practice and most of the polygamists were rich men. Only a wealthy man can afford many wives and take good care of them like my grandfather. Monogamy is an alien practice and very unrealistic in the native African society. I don’t see myself having only one wife. One woman cannot be enough for a through-bred Igbo man of noble birth and not enough for my libido, because I want to have intimacy every day and at least with four different women weekly. Definitely, I am going to have a multiracial family with my different wives from four different races. Back African, Caucasian, Asian and Arabian. Polygamy is necessary for the survival of the human species, because monogamy will threaten our survival on earth as you can see the consequences of the pressure of the teeming population of single women who outnumber the single men. Monogamy has left many women single and desperate to even share married men with their wives who are desperately holding on to their husbands by fire and by force.


They met on Facebook months ago and she came to join him from Italy and they are wedding tomorrow.
“You look better than on webcam,” I said.
She smiled with glints in her brown eyes.
I could see that her mind was made up and she would not look back.
So, one can really find true love on Facebook where many fake profiles abound.
Love is wherever your heart finds peace of mind.


When you have been known as a Ladies man in Lagos and your buddies teased you as “Pastor Awon Obirin” in Yoruba, meaning pastor of women, because the more you preached the gospel of Jesus Christ, the more women flocked to be your companions; you might as well appreciate the benefits. So, you started a modeling agency to manage these pretty and sexy young women, but observers concluded that you were sleeping with them when you were only doing your best to make them use their beauty positively. But the licentious acts of the lascivious models did not help matters and in fact attracted more wannabe models and ignorant observers thought you were running a call girls club or your residence was now a brothel. They pointed accusing fingers at you that being tall and slim means you have long “mojo” and the popular myth is that taller guys have longer “mojos”; and girls prefer long “mojos”. But in fact, of all the models only two were your lovers whilst the rest had their own private affairs which were not your business.

Yes, I like slim models, but I prefer voluptuous women. Women with big round bosoms and full buttocks like one particular girl whose booty I would have insured for $30 million. Her booty is magnetic and makes her the cynosure of randy male students and lecturers at the Lagos State University, Jibowu Campus.

Men are the prisoners of women, but pretend to be in control. We are either their prisoners of lust or their prisoners of love. Don’t blame us. Women brought us into this wonderful world through their vaginas and the first thing they gave us were their bosoms to suck and cradle us in their arms kissing and sucking their bosoms and carried on their buttocks for years. So, men become fixated on the sexual organs or women 24/7. We are always going after them for sex. We cheat, we lie, and we steal and even kill because of sex!

The Thong Thing

“You are slim and I am slim and we should be rolling together. But you don’t seem to like me,” Nuella said and smirked. She was one of the pretty and sexy models. She was skinny, but with a good backside. I regarded her as she made a face before climbing one of the “Okada” motorbikes used for public transport in Nigeria. As she sat down behind the motorcyclist, her red thong was revealed in her low rise blue jeans pants. I could see a good part of her buttocks. Nuella loved G-Strings and I concluded that wearing a thong made having a quickie easier for her. She would not need to remove her underwear for the guy to enter her from the rear. Wow! Thongs were in vogue then. Princess even suggestively touched her toes to reveal her thong during one of my visits. I was naturally tempted as I gazed at her big bum. Entering a woman from behind is still the most thrilling position for a quickie. Gosh.

The Wrong Thing

On Wednesday September 15, 2010, a grownup teenage girl came to see me in the office. She wanted to use my cell phone to call someone, because her own phone was bad
“There is only N4 credit left,” I said.
“You use MTN?” She asked.
“Yes,” I replied.
“Good,” she said as I handed her my phone. She brought out N100 recharge card and loaded it. She called someone and was speaking sotto voce. She did not say much and returned my phone.
“Thanks.”
As she left, my buddy concluded that she spoke to her boyfriend.
“She could be having sex already,” he presumed.
“But she is only 15,” I said.
“That is why she did not want to use her parents’ phones and left their residence for our office to call her boyfriend,” he said.

She will be 16 before Christmas, but she is already 6ft tall and looks like a young woman of 21 or 23 with sex-appeal. She has been attracting the attention of both grownup boys and men. But I have been focusing on her academic pursuits. She is one of the most brilliant secondary school graduates in Nigeria and has been given admission to study Computer Engineering at the University of Lagos. But I have advised her to apply for scholarship to study at any of the Ivy League Universities in the US, because none of the local universities would be good enough for her outstanding genius. No Nigerian university is even among the top 20 universities in Africa! Her aunt who is an American citizen sent her the names of three top US universities to choose the one she prefers and she asked for my advice. I recommended Yale. Minutes after she left my office, my phone rang and I answered the call. The male caller called her name, but as he heard my voice, he ended the call immediately. He made a wrong call. No romantic distractions for her until she is on campus in the US.

Our impressionable teenage girls are vulnerable to temptations and the exposure to indecency on TV and the Internet has made parenting more complicated for parents who can no longer control their baby girls who are now growing wings to fly away to wherever they wish to sow their wild oats. It is really troubling to see these teenage girls hanging out with boys at corners of the street in the night. Of course, they are out for quickies and they don’t really care about the dangers of their high-risk behavior. They copy what they see other teenagers are doing in the US, UK and other developed countries, because they forget that there are no safety nets for them in Nigeria where the government has no plans for their welfare. We call them No Future Ambition (NFA), because they seem to be impetuous and vacuous. In fact, most of them need psychotherapy, because they have been either verbally abused or sexually abused by boys, men, uncles, fathers, teachers and other dogs of the earth. A young woman told me that she was deflowered by her godmother in boarding school. She never told her parents who thought a girls only school would be safer for their daughter.

You owe me $10 for wasting bloody hell 10 mintues of my life!

There is a lot of shift in theme. More like musings. Made interesting reading though. But author may need to see a psychiatrist.