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Saturday Joke Advise by jaksmillioniar: 10:13am On May 18, 2019
Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours ... "
He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him. He stopped and saw his friend galloping very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" Asked the King. Out of breath, his friend Mousa responded: "You gave me the wrong key"
What
can you imagine
He didn't even wait for the said 4days before trying the keys
Be careful with the one you consider your best "friends" and whom you think you can entrust them with your hard earned treasure - they could be wishing you dead soon and hopefully inherit your God-given fortune. cococandy bukatyne dangotesmummy biafrabushboy pocohantas ishilove eyinjuege Victorian queensekxy funmisticqueen cerowo twaci ayamconfidence boyooosa rosieluv vizkiz maxi112 mhisbliss buharifanatic canadiannaija sinaj grabhisballs

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Re: Saturday Joke Advise by QueenSekxy(f): 10:15am On May 18, 2019
Lol
Re: Saturday Joke Advise by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:24am On May 18, 2019
Lol

Teacher - Who is a clerk?

Student - A clerk is the person who performs clerical duties.

Teacher - Good, so what are clerical duties?

Student - Clerical duties are duties performed by a clerk.

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Re: Saturday Joke Advise by Nobody: 11:30am On May 18, 2019
teacher: our topic today is evolution


students: ok ma



teacher: segun what is evolution?


segun: evolution is our topic for today ma.

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