Nairalanders
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Abeg make una help me shook mouth for this matter o .
E get this babe for my new apartment area . The first day I park go there she just day look me eye any how but we never day talk to or greet heech hother . Na so one day accidentally me and her enter Keke together o . We greet o. We talked to each other o.
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After that day once the babe see me she don call me to wait , I go wait she go Waka come , she go day ask me questions upon questions , like how are you doing. Where are you going , how's is this how is that? After that she go go back.
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Me I know shall say na that kind stuff she day fine but I no too interested on her like that, no be say she no fine o she fine and she gatther Wella but I just don't want to do anything with her base on say na my area and na the front of the road to the entrance to my compound she day live. And me no too like too CLOSE stuffs.
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My brothers and sisters na so the babe just call me the other day o say make I wait. Na she begin day yam me say them don tif her phone and she no get money like this. Abeg make I help her buy phone for her . Android phone.
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Chai brothers and sisters make una tell me wethin I go do cous as I day so I day confused like this. Shay make I blip this babe abi make I leave an as I leave an since?? As for the phone, Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an.
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Abeg I need your opinions . Please insult is allowed but matured advices is needed
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Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishlove
Dominique
.
Make una help una brother. Cos me no too gather head put for babe matters like that. Make I no go become mugu money spender .

As she is just talking about her problems indirectly hoping you to offer to help Just tell her "Eeya. You'll be alright" and promptly move the conversation to something else.

If she gathers the liver to ask you directly, just say "no" or if you want to be soft "Sorry, I can't help with that".

If she says ok you should borrow her, she is pushing it. Be sure look her squarely in the eyes and say "I don't do that". This will end the matter there.

Understand that when a woman demands these things from you guys, she does not respect you.
In her mind too there is no relationship. She just wants to see how much she can get from you BEFORE you develop some self-respect. She has senses some kind of weakness in you.

Cocoyamdcomedia:
Nairalanders
.
Abeg make una help me shook mouth for this matter o .
E get this babe for my new apartment area . The first day I park go there she just day look me eye any how but we never day talk to or greet heech hother . Na so one day accidentally me and her enter Keke together o . We greet o. We talked to each other o.
.
After that day once the babe see me she don call me to wait , I go wait she go Waka come , she go day ask me questions upon questions , like how are you doing. Where are you going , how's is this how is that? After that she go go back.
.
Me I know shall say na that kind stuff she day fine but I no too interested on her like that, no be say she no fine o she fine and she gatther Wella but I just don't want to do anything with her base on say na my area and na the front of the road to the entrance to my compound she day live. And me no too like too CLOSE stuffs.
.
My brothers and sisters na so the babe just call me the other day o say make I wait. Na she begin day yam me say them don tif her phone and she no get money like this. Abeg make I help her buy phone for her . Android phone.
.
Chai brothers and sisters make una tell me wethin I go do cous as I day so I day confused like this. Shay make I blip this babe abi make I leave an as I leave an since?? As for the phone, Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an.
.
Abeg I need your opinions . Please insult is allowed but matured advices is needed
.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishlove
Dominique
.
Make una help una brother.

Na yeye dey worry her

What is wrong with you.
Buy her a phone.
Add phone-case
And screen protector.
Don't forget, join a powerbank
64Gb memory card is aldo a must
With two months internet sub.
Then check your pocket,
Maybe there will be money left to buy yourself common sense.

Next time, when a sexy female neighbour greets you,
You will know how to frown your face and bark "Any problem?!"

A lot of dolts acting as grownups. OP you get sense so?

Yoruba eh greet heech hother [color=#000000][/color]

I can smell something fishy from the fish pond.... Sorry to say this op....

Craziestgirl:
What is wrong with you. Buy her a phone. Add phone-case And screen protector. Don't forget, join a powerbank 64Gb memory card is aldo a must With two months internet sub. Then check your pocket, Maybe there will be money left to buy yourself common sense.
Next time, when a sexy female neighbour greets you, You will know how to frown your face and bark "Any problem?!"

Lol!!! Na you crazy pass, baby. This your comment makes too much sense abeg.

Ibu onye ala. Are you a mad man?
Buy her the damn phone na
Pay her house rent
Give her feeding allowance
Give her clothing allowance and also
Pussy clean up allowance
ode!

Just watch how this thing will reach front page

Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an..

Things I read on nairaland

Pukes
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Buy the phone and forget about blipping her, she will respect u more and u will be able to do any fuckinq tin later

Cocoyamdcomedia:
Nairalanders
.
Abeg make una help me shook mouth for this matter o .
E get this babe for my new apartment area . The first day I park go there she just day look me eye any how but we never day talk to or greet heech hother . Na so one day accidentally me and her enter Keke together o . We greet o. We talked to each other o.
.
After that day once the babe see me she don call me to wait , I go wait she go Waka come , she go day ask me questions upon questions , like how are you doing. Where are you going , how's is this how is that? After that she go go back.
.
Me I know shall say na that kind stuff she day fine but I no too interested on her like that, no be say she no fine o she fine and she gatther Wella but I just don't want to do anything with her base on say na my area and na the front of the road to the entrance to my compound she day live. And me no too like too CLOSE stuffs.
.
My brothers and sisters na so the babe just call me the other day o say make I wait. Na she begin day yam me say them don tif her phone and she no get money like this. Abeg make I help her buy phone for her . Android phone.
.
Chai brothers and sisters make una tell me wethin I go do cous as I day so I day confused like this. Shay make I blip this babe abi make I leave an as I leave an since?? As for the phone, Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an.
.
Abeg I need your opinions . Please insult is allowed but matured advices is needed
.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishlove
Dominique
.
Make una help una brother. Cos me no too gather head put babe matters like that. Make I no go become mugu money spender .

..

Y will u buy her a fone wen she is nt even ur galfrd??oga abeg tell her dat u cant do it.If u mumu buy her d fone nw,she will use it n be calling oda guys.Who knws if she wat to give it to her boyfrd.PLS DONT DISGRACE UR FELLOW MEN.BE REANSONABLE FOR ONCE.IF U DNT VE WAT TO DO WIT MONEY,MBOK SEND IT TO ME LET ME KNEEL DOWN N PRAY FOR U.

Buy the phone for her. Then tell her to stop disturbing your life. I have done such before.

Huncle I get phone to sell o.. just in case

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Cocoyamdcomedia:
Nairalanders
.
Abeg make una help me shook mouth for this matter o .
E get this babe for my new apartment area . The first day I park go there she just day look me eye any how but we never day talk to or greet heech hother . Na so one day accidentally me and her enter Keke together o . We greet o. We talked to each other o.
.
After that day once the babe see me she don call me to wait , I go wait she go Waka come , she go day ask me questions upon questions , like how are you doing. Where are you going , how's is this how is that? After that she go go back.
.
Me I know shall say na that kind stuff she day fine but I no too interested on her like that, no be say she no fine o she fine and she gatther Wella but I just don't want to do anything with her base on say na my area and na the front of the road to the entrance to my compound she day live. And me no too like too CLOSE stuffs.
.
My brothers and sisters na so the babe just call me the other day o say make I wait. Na she begin day yam me say them don tif her phone and she no get money like this. Abeg make I help her buy phone for her . Android phone.
.
Chai brothers and sisters make una tell me wethin I go do cous as I day so I day confused like this. Shay make I blip this babe abi make I leave an as I leave an since?? As for the phone, Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an.
.
Abeg I need your opinions . Please insult is allowed but matured advices is needed
.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishlove
Dominique
.
Make una help una brother. Cos me no too gather head put babe matters like that. Make I no go become mugu money spender .

Op make I follow throwey the pidgin. Na only if you be fada Christmas na him make you buy the phone.

That was how 1 I was meeting for the 1st time started telling me her birthday is coming up and that I will buy her a phone as a birthday gift. 2mins later she said she is hungry I should get her food. Some girls are fools sha or is it just all.
I was ashamed of her that day. Like wtf

DjClassik:
Buy the phone and forget about blipping her, she will respect u more and u will be able to do any fuckinq tin later

She won't respect him..
She will consider him a weak fool
She won't allow him sex her
She will keep asking for more things
She will only be smiling at him as a reward for his dumbness

She will use the phone to call her guys for sex

Sex is one of the cheapest thing to get these days. It's no longer an achievement saying "I Bleep that girl".

Op Remember it is a Mans' World...

blissgregory:
Y will u buy her a fone wen she is nt even ur galfrd??oga abeg tell her dat u cant do it.If u mumu buy her d fone nw,she will use it n be calling oda guys.Who knws if she wat to give it to her boyfrd.PLS DONT DISGRACE UR FELLOW MEN.BE REANSONABLE FOR ONCE.IF U DNT VE WAT TO DO WIT MONEY,MBOK SEND IT TO ME LET ME KNEEL DOWN N PRAY FOR U.

She will pray for him also. Don't you know?

Mi own prayer will be more effective n fast

Raalsalghul:

She will pray for him also. Don't you know?

Cocoyamdcomedia:
Nairalanders
.
Abeg make una help me shook mouth for this matter o .
E get this babe for my new apartment area . The first day I park go there she just day look me eye any how but we never day talk to or greet heech hother . Na so one day accidentally me and her enter Keke together o . We greet o. We talked to each other o.
.
After that day once the babe see me she don call me to wait , I go wait she go Waka come , she go day ask me questions upon questions , like how are you doing. Where are you going , how's is this how is that? After that she go go back.
.
Me I know shall say na that kind stuff she day fine but I no too interested on her like that, no be say she no fine o she fine and she gatther Wella but I just don't want to do anything with her base on say na my area and na the front of the road to the entrance to my compound she day live. And me no too like too CLOSE stuffs.
.
My brothers and sisters na so the babe just call me the other day o say make I wait. Na she begin day yam me say them don tif her phone and she no get money like this. Abeg make I help her buy phone for her . Android phone.
.
Chai brothers and sisters make una tell me wethin I go do cous as I day so I day confused like this. Shay make I blip this babe abi make I leave an as I leave an since?? As for the phone, Shay make I buy an for her blip her join or make I just tell an to forget an.
.
Abeg I need your opinions . Please insult is allowed but matured advices is needed
.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishlove
Dominique
.
Make una help una brother. Cos me no too gather head put for babe matters like that. Make I no go become mugu money spender .

..cheerful giver. I kinda like u shaaa.. But pls tell her that u r giving her d phone
with an open mind... Tell her that no string's is attached unless u want any

blissgregory:
Mi own prayer will be more effective n fast

because, ur own borne hole na double size abi?

Y r u pained??

Austineva:
because, ur own borne hole na double size abi?

Dont buy sh*t......!!!!!

blissgregory:
Y r u pained??

cos u re double borne holed

Gabbage...i wont mention u again

Austineva:
cos u re double borne holed

I hereby present u as Nigeria candidate in election coming for most stupid being in the world