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How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jun 07, 2019
You ll need 5 weeks to successfully do it.




The truth is you really like this girl and she s totally into u and the ongoing relationship thing, but she suddenly starts to bore u and then u feel like trying something else with someone else without feeling the guilt of being unfaithful... so u want a cordial breakup that looks somewhat classy.


week one: start using nice mushy words of affirmation on her. compliment her. Try all the best romantic lines u can remember. call her, text her, buy her gifts. NO SEX



weeks 2:Take her out, any amusement park, resort, beach will do... walk her by the hand through the sand @ the beach shore, hold her close and stare into her eyes and say no words... hands across u two can share sips off one lemonade juice.NO SEX



Week 3: Take her out on a shopping spree. NO SEX



Week 4: Call her up to meet u in a place exclusive for u both alone and dance to the song "AT LAST BY ETTA JAMES" NO SEX.



Week 5: Disconnect, relocate, throw ur SIM away and get a new one. Take a walk, a long one... keep going ... don't look back.



THATS IT!!!
Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Sluvist(m): 1:23pm On Jun 07, 2019
Oga, save your money and time for all these waka-waka, just give her a good Bleep and block her number after. No break up is professional

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Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jun 07, 2019
Sluvist:
Oga, save your money and time for all these waka-waka, just give her a good Bleep and block her number after. No break up is professional
lol
Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jun 10, 2019
Sluvist:
Oga, save your money and time for all these waka-waka, just give her a good Bleep and block her number after. No break up is professional
hmm

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Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 3:20pm On Nov 02, 2019
Sluvist:
Oga, save your money and time for all these waka-waka, just give her a good Bleep and block her number after. No break up is professional
lol
Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by chigoizie7(m): 3:31pm On Nov 02, 2019
If you can do all those with your gf, you won’t be needing another woman in your life

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Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Offpoint: 3:32pm On Nov 02, 2019
The privilege of creating post on nairaland has been abused a lot.

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Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 4:39pm On Nov 02, 2019
Offpoint:
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oga offpoint you ve started again
Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 5:52pm On Nov 02, 2019
Offpoint:
The privilege of creating post on nairaland has been abused a lot.
i think so too smiley

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Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Offpoint: 7:56pm On Nov 02, 2019
GreenMist21:
i think so too smiley
are you in love with me?
Re: How To Professionally Break A Lady's Heart by Nobody: 8:05pm On Nov 02, 2019
Offpoint:
are you in love with me?
embarassed

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