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If Your Dick Is Naturally Small, Don't Injure Yourself Trying To Please A Woman by Ilekokonit: 2:05am On Jun 14, 2019
Can you imagine Dangote drinking all sorts just because he wants to last 1 hour in bed so as to satisfy a woman's unreasonable sexual expectations or Dangote trying by force to make his dick bigger just because he wants to satisfy a woman?

Think about it for a moment.

Why try to stretch / pump / curse your dick in a vain attempt to make it bigger than nature intended when the woman you are trying to impress can swallow a horse's dick and will most likely go behind your back to use a vibrator / Love Machine whether you have a big one or not.

Can't you just embrace your body the way nature created it withouth trying to change natures design when no non-operative method can make your dick bigger and the only known operative method that works involves removing fat from your buttocks and injecting it into your penis and complications arising may mean your dick has to be amputated to save your life all in a bid to please an ungrateful scheming woman.

Same way some men lick and suck what they are not supposed to suck again in a bid to please a woman and again put their lives at risk of drinking and swallowing enough bacteria and HPV - Virus which is resident in every vagina and is one of the causes of throat cancer. - Just google how the Hollywood mega star Michael Douglas said he got throat cancer. Or why do you think all women are advised to do regular cervical smear tests.

Next time you suck that thing, immediately try to kiss the woman with the same mouth and you will see that she WILL REFUSE the kiss. Why, because she knows better than you the stuff that comes out of that place and she doesn't want THAT STUFF in her mouth.

Yet a man will after spendin so much time and his money on a woman will still condescend so low as to suck and swallow what the producer of the stuff can not stand entering her own mouth. How sad and low men have descended.

Just because billions of people are doing it does not make it right.
Exodus 23:2 (KJV) - Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.

Same way men are beginning to die on top of women because they drink and rub all sorts on their penis in a vain attempt to satisfy a woman who will ALWAYS dump you for a rich guy who has no dick but plenty of money.

Sex is not war and any greedy uninformed woman who wants a horse dick can go buy a large Love Machine and GO Bleep HERSELF to her hearts intent. They already do this anyway which is why a large number of them now roam around with smelly vaginas which they damaged with their greedy use of large vibrators leading them to have Vesico Vaginal Fistula. When they were busy drilling a well / bore hole between their legs with a vibrator / Love Machine they forgot that when they repeatedly rub a vibrator (which is just a long metal pole surrounded by ball bearings and encased in thick rubber) against the walls of their vagina, the walls will gradually wear own and osmosis will make piss water from the bladder and shit water from the rectum seep into their vagina through its vibrator weakened walls - hence the epidemic of smelly vaginas in society at large.

Men, you should not let UNREASONABLE and UN-SCIENTIFIC societal expectations push you to harm yourself just because you want to please ONE woman who WILL abandon you or your corpse if you injure your self or DIE trying to satisfy her unruly demands.

Women don't deserve that much effort and I can not imagine Otedola trying so hard to meet any woman's unreasonable sexual expectations.

Men should start realising that making money is more important than satisfying a woman's sexual expectations which are unreasonable, unscientific and just not worth the effort.

Nuff said.

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Re: If Your Dick Is Naturally Small, Don't Injure Yourself Trying To Please A Woman by Jicqueville: 8:28am On Jun 14, 2019
Way out.... Love yourself.


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Re: If Your Dick Is Naturally Small, Don't Injure Yourself Trying To Please A Woman by born2reign001(m): 8:35am On Jun 14, 2019
Well said....

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