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Agreement Before Sex! by Francis35(m): 1:22pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following: 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic. 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM) _______________________ (Signature of Screwee) ------------------------------------- (Signature of Screwer) DoD |
Re: Agreement Before Sex! by donbachi(m): 2:05pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Wisdom will not kii u in Jesus name. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex! by ubunja(m): 2:09pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Sex Dolls are looking attractive now 1 Like |
Re: Agreement Before Sex! by Newguyhere: 2:14pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Re: Agreement Before Sex! by alphaNomega: 3:31pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Biodun should have a copy handy. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex! by Burgerlomo: 3:32pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Biko I need a copy because prevention they say is better than cure
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