Hmmm. . .I joined facebook about 3yrs ago cos I got tired of peeps asking me "are you on facebook?" and so I could answer YES to the question truthfully but up till now I haven't posted a single pic on my wall and I probably never will .

My opinion of facebook is that it's just a picture book and nothing more than a gossip site._{It reminds me of those "Janet & John" books I read in Primary school. . .this is Janet, this is John. Janet has a kitten, John has a puppy. . .Janet is skipping, John is running lol . All I see on facebook are people bragging and showing off. . .see me o,I don marry. . .I had a beach birthday party, I don buy new car, I went to London for hols, I go galleria etc. I see all these pics and I'm like wtf! Am I supposed to be impressed or what? AND what a waste of time}

I'm just on facebook for being on facebook sake. I hate am die and I hardly visit it unless I see some really interesting invites in my email.

Speaking about facebook, make I visit the yeye site now sef

Facebook is filled with fakelives, bottomline

http:///qvG1

@ r231, Kokoye, and Jay bee

Correct people

see person wey never remove the iroko from her big eye balls want to remove speck from the lovely eyes of the masses on facebook! Kokoye fake is an understatement cos she's a Beyonce-wannabe and she fail big time!

semid4lyfe:

_{It reminds me of those "Janet & John" books I read in Primary school. . .this is Janet, this is John. Janet has a kitten, John has a puppy. . .Janet is skipping, John is running lol . All I see on facebook are people bragging and showing off. . .see me o,I don marry. . .I had a beach birthday party, I don buy new car, I went to London for hols, I go galleria etc. I see all these pics and I'm like wtf! Am I supposed to be impressed or what? AND what a waste of time}

[Retches] Someone, pass me the sick bucket.

Facebook is for people who actually have lives,to share not those selling spare parts/lifting 80 pound bags of garri or ugly marketwomen/agberos.Don't hate on people who have goals,options and choices.

^^^

Na wah o.

Is that your car . . and your handbag?

Yup, the ideal Facebook picture     

^^^ tell me about it

semid4lyfe:

Hmmm. . .I joined facebook about 3yrs ago cos I got tired of peeps asking me "are you on facebook?" and so I could answer YES to the question truthfully but up till now I haven't posted a single pic on my wall and I probably never will .

My opinion of facebook is that it's just a picture book and nothing more than a gossip site._{It reminds me of those "Janet & John" books I read in Primary school. . .this is Janet, this is John. Janet has a kitten, John has a puppy. . .Janet is skipping, John is running lol . All I see on facebook are people bragging and showing off. . .see me o,I don marry. . .I had a beach birthday party, I don buy new car, I went to London for hols, I go galleria etc. I see all these pics and I'm like wtf! Am I supposed to be impressed or what? AND what a waste of time}

I'm just on facebook for being on facebook sake. I hate am die and I hardly visit it unless I see some really interesting invites in my email.

Speaking about facebook, make I visit the yeye site now sef

Guy u too much much abeg. Dis your post gat me laffin enuff $$$$$ into my bank account !!!

kabukabu50:

Facebook is for people who actually have lives,to share not those selling spare parts/lifting 80 pound bags of garri or ugly marketwomen/agberos.Don't hate on people who have goals,options and choices.

Guy na wa for u oo. So u mean say fb no be for 'eleran' and Ladipo spare part dealers?

kokoye:


^^^
Na wah o.

Is that your car . . and your handbag?

Yup, the ideal Facebook picture     

Guy u no wel at all O!


Maybe d poster see one handsome guy pix with better background for fb com feel say d guy whole enuff $$$$$.
But wen d poster com meet d guy in person, com follow am go house see say na face me i face u d guy live for ajegunle (for yeye bungalo house), d poster com provoke wit beta red eye, run com Nairaland com open dis topic sharp-sharp with annouyance !!!

OP, dem say if u can't beat dem, den join dem! Just live with it ok? it's part of life (after all, every-every wan feel among) !!!

@poster, shay u just com 4rm village , join d game bro mak u no dey dull ur self

kabukabu50:

Facebook is for people who actually have lives,to share not those selling spare parts/lifting 80 pound bags of garri or ugly marketwomen/agberos.Don't hate on people who have goals,options and choices.

^^ Well if that is your ferrari Why is the sign RENT inside it 

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LMFAO!!!! Who asked you?? ehn?? Are you gay?? Why are you with a ladies handbag?? and why does that car have a "please don't touch" tab on it??   hehehehehehe. .

@kabukabu50 rotflmfbao!! Is that 'RENT' i'm seeing inside the car or didn't i see it clearly*lemme check again* hahahahaaaa it's rent.
now this is mt ideal 'fakebooker'.

JewElan:

@kabukabu50 rotflmfbao!! Is that 'RENT' i'm seeing inside the car or didn't i see it clearly*lemme check again* hahahahaaaa it's rent.
now this is mt ideal 'fakebooker'.

you bad my mind no even go there self

You nor fit ever please Nigerians lai-lai. So what pictures should i put on Facebook? The one of me soaking garri or going to the bathroom to take a dump right?? #Unadondeymadt

Today is International HATERS DAY make una dey there dey hate dey go! The owner of Facebook is worth almost 7billion dollars (He ain't 27 yet) and nuccas are here talking about who is real or not on Facebook? How does that tear another hole in anyone's a$$

@poster this post does not make
sense what people choose to do on face book is not ur business
for pessimist am preety optimistic

Idiots

That thing you are condeming was created by a 26 year old who has made million dollars out of it, you stay here yearning nonsense, beef and ras.

These people who talk like this are people who all their lives has seen nothing but poverty, so when they see people who ordinarily own these things and take pictures with them in their common day to day life, they imagine their own poor lifestyle and sum up that it can only be fake.

If you own a Mercedes Benz and take pictures with it, someone who owns a Mercedes Benz will see that picture and wont count it as a biggie, but someone who has never sat inside a mercedes benz will see it like a big deal and say you are posing. Stupid idi ots.

Poverty is really disturbing some people, fela say na ur fault if u r poor, work hard and show off also,

Na wah for you guys o!!

How una take see the 'RENT' sign inside the car??

I had to really strain my eyes before I could make out the word.

CIA . . . SSS . . FBI . . .KBG in da house

LouisThoru:

Idiots

That thing you are condeming was created by a 26 year old who has made million dollars out of it, you stay here yearning nonsense, beef and ras.

These people who talk like this are people who all their lives has seen nothing but poverty, so when they see people who ordinarily own these things and take pictures with them in their common day to day life, they imagine their own poor lifestyle and sum up that it can only be fake.

If you own a Mercedes Benz and take pictures with it, someone who owns a Mercedes Benz will see that picture and wont count it as a biggie, but someone who has never sat inside a mercedes benz will see it like a big deal and say you are posing. silly idi ots.

Common Sharrraaappp!!! Bullshit!!

kokoye:

Na wah for you guys o!!

How una take see the 'RENT' sign inside the car??

I had to really strain my eyes before I could make out the word.

CIA . . . SSS . . FBI . . .KBG in da house

Shhhhh!!! There are russian spies everywhere

[img]http://luckybogey.files./2010/06/kgb1.jpg[/img]

I was a russian spy

Mobinga:


Common Sharrraaappp!!! Bullshit!! Shhhhh!!! There are russian spies everywhere

Which dog is barking?

LouisThoru:

Idiots

That thing you are condeming was created by a 26 year old who has made million dollars out of it, you stay here yearning nonsense, beef and ras.

These people who talk like this are people who all their lives has seen nothing but poverty, so when they see people who ordinarily own these things and take pictures with them in their common day to day life, they imagine their own poor lifestyle and sum up that it can only be fake.

If you own a Mercedes Benz and take pictures with it, someone who owns a Mercedes Benz will see that picture and wont count it as a biggie, but someone who has never sat inside a mercedes benz will see it like a big deal and say you are posing. silly idi ots.

L.O.L @LOUIS you get mouth no be small. @poster i don't understand why you are trying to paint what somebody took many years to create black. If after doing a nice hair, wearing a nice dress, shoes etc i walk up to you in public and shout, YOU ARE VERY UGLY, won't you feel bad? Try always to obey the golden rule! Also, If you want to go to church, will you not make-up and wear a nice dress to look good to the public?-why are you against taking picture in a nice place? Facebook is very good, i believe its one of the best. If you think people are misbehaving in facebook, then you try and correct them and not criticising the good work somebody took time to create. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD HAVE PUT A GENIUNE PICTURE IN MY PROFILE BEFORE CREATING THIS THREAD FOR ME NOT TO BE MISTAKEN AS HYPOCRITE! Have a nice night.

@ OP, starting with your NL profile picture. That picture is certainly not you, so how come you can have the guts to refer to other people showing off on their FB profiles as Fake. You are the original fake person and please allow people to show off what good they have. Abi person go go sidon for toilet snap picture and post for facebook because ein no wan make dem sey eim dey show off. Abeg!

I still seriously wonder how some topics make from page. Tired ass mods I guess
Poster abeg go post ur pix when u dey shit. At least that way u can show how real u are.
Please do give us ur email add on fb let us check out ur real pix,

I still seriously wonder how some topics make from page. Tired ass mods I guess
Poster abeg go post ur pix when u dey shit. At least that way u can show how real u are.
Please do give us ur email add on fb let us check out ur real pix,

@ mobinga, stop being too insultive and bellicose, its too obsolete for my liking!

@y'all complaining bout my profile pics, if you can read you'l notice i wrote 'I love this Nike advert'. At no point in time did i claim that's me!

@y'all saying that i'm condeming facebook, I AM NOT!!! Why is it so hard for some Nigerians to understand simple English

@louisThoru no need to insult you silience is the best ans for you, i'm sure you are @kabukabu50's brother.

. . . . There is more to Facebook than pictures/

. . . . .Nigerians are not the only Facebook Users

wetin concern you.

@mystical Facebook is more than pictures, tru, it's bout meeting old contacts and all and i know it's not only Nigerians that use Facebook bt i'm a Nigerian thats why i'm talking bout Nigerians. Can't be a Nigerian and be talking bout some other country, can i?

e dey pain u o

JewElan:

@mystical Facebook is more than pictures, tru, it's bout meeting old contacts and all and i know it's not only Nigerians that use Facebook bt i'm a Nigerian thats why i'm talking bout Nigerians. Can't be a Nigerian and be talking bout some other country, can i?

I feel you. But posers (worldwide) will always live amongst us.

Jealous dummy come n defend your silly envy post