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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 9:02pm On Jul 21, 2019
ThothHermes:
Christ Embassy

I remember when I attended their service in school.

When one choreography dance group came out to dance.
Guess the song they danced to

"Bulieya elu" (Don't know the spelling) by P-Square.

I shock. shocked shocked



don't mention the church name na cheesy

Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by ThothHermes: 9:24pm On Jul 21, 2019
Officialgarri:
don't mention the church name na cheesy
Lol

So I was right.
If you know that song, the lyrics go...

"Thank God it's Friday
And I go rock am like my birthday
Oh ohh
We go dey celebrate
Everybody
Move your body"...


Inside church
Those people no dey fear God lai lai...

I don't take their members serious.

They also had dress code.
Some Sundays they will give a particular colur.
If you no get am you go look odd for church.

Church and club no difference. Even the way they decorate the hall.

E be like say their decorators work for Quillox.

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Biglittlelois(f): 9:34pm On Jul 21, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
i was expecting more than just a 'twas great' reply



If I should type long sermon, you'll end up mocking we the religious people so.......

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CosmicPhoenix: 9:39pm On Jul 21, 2019
why do i have this feeling that you did not go to church and as a christian it should be your duty to preach the gospel even in the face of mockery

Biglittlelois:



If I should type long sermon, you'll end up mocking we the religious people so.......
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Biglittlelois(f): 9:47pm On Jul 21, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
why do i have this feeling that you did not go to church and as a christian it should be your duty to preach the gospel even in the face of mockery




So I should knowingly preach the Gospel to a former christian who will intentionally mock all I say right? Naaah,

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CosmicPhoenix: 9:52pm On Jul 21, 2019
then you are not a true christian

Biglittlelois:




So I should knowingly preach the Gospel to a former christian who will intentionally mock all I say right? Naaah,
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Biglittlelois(f): 9:57pm On Jul 21, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
then you are not a true christian



Okay.
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CosmicPhoenix: 10:00pm On Jul 21, 2019
it's late already.you should be asleep so you wont be late for the school assembly tomorrow

Biglittlelois:



Okay.
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Danielawrence(m): 10:04pm On Jul 21, 2019
Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us cheesy cheesy shocked

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique angry angry angry

if you read the scripture clearly it didn't state that they where unconscious while speaking in tongue. in fact the scripture stated that while they where praying the Jews where mocking them saying they are drunk and immediately peter confronted them and made it know to them that they are not under the influence of. Act 2:1-20. The Bible didn't state that they were unconscious and if they were peter wouldn't have heard nor responded.
Note the things the spirit is a misery to canal man 1cor 2:12-14. God bless you
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Biglittlelois(f): 10:04pm On Jul 21, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
it's late already.you should be asleep so you wont be late for the school assembly tomorrow



Not a bad job, compared to the sewage disposer that you are, go to bed so you wont be late as usual.
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Shibaraba(m): 10:08pm On Jul 21, 2019
Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us cheesy cheesy shocked

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique angry angry angry
I Don suffer

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CosmicPhoenix: 10:08pm On Jul 21, 2019
you are mean o shocked wetin i do you

Biglittlelois:



Not a bad job, compared to the sewage disposer that you are, go to bed so you wont be late as usual.

Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Biglittlelois(f): 10:10pm On Jul 21, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
you are mean o shocked wetin i do you



Thought you were tying to Diss me, my bad kiss
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CosmicPhoenix: 10:14pm On Jul 21, 2019
i'm not going to lie,i felt that one.
I'm off to dreamland
Biglittlelois:


Thought you were tying to Diss me, my bad kiss
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Umarzy(m): 10:14pm On Jul 21, 2019
Ok
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2019
Danielawrence:


if you read the scripture clearly it didn't state that they where unconscious while speaking in tongue. in fact the scripture stated that while they where praying the Jews where mocking them saying they are drunk and immediately peter confronted them and made it know to them that they are not under the influence of. Act 2:1-20. The Bible didn't state that they were unconscious and if they were peter wouldn't have heard nor responded.
Note the things the spirit is a misery to canal man 1cor 2:12-14. God bless you
Did you read incident surrounding the event whereby they spoke on tongues?
My choice of word "unconscious" was just literal.
Do you think a carnal man should just speak in tongues as you wish?
When you can no longer utter words in prayer but speaking gibberish in the name of tongues.
Who told you guys that the gift of tongues can come easy to ''every'' man. That's blasphemy and the teacher will suffer worse than his sheep.

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Biglittlelois(f): 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
i'm not going to lie,i felt that one.

I'm off to dreamland



I'll be waiting for you tomorrow, nanite kiss
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by SmellySperm(m): 10:30pm On Jul 21, 2019
EVILFOREST:
When ever I think of going to a CLUB in Nigeria and I remember the state of insecurity that follows it, I just branch off at one of these PENTECOSTAL GATHERINGS that perpetrate and condone all manner of MADNESS...

RIGHT there, I will catch a CHICK...
Far better than Clubbing, since you would meet a large chunk of desperate chicks waiting for the opportuned Man to introduce eggs into them.

Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by TBIZZY(m): 10:44pm On Jul 21, 2019
Me that always complain my church is boring... No fine babes, in my church the old women are much more than ladies. These ladies that I always complaining they dress so poor. I see those ladies as fellow niggas. undecided

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by tbabs10166(m): 11:04pm On Jul 21, 2019
TBIZZY:
Me that always complain my church is boring... No fine babes, in my church the old women are much more than ladies. These ladies that I always complaining they dress so poor. I see those ladies as fellow niggas. undecided
I feel ur pain bro. Yet another person is complaining of seeing too many sexy babes. Well, too much of everything is bad(including good things) grin
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by TBIZZY(m): 12:40am On Jul 22, 2019
tbabs10166:
I feel ur pain bro. Yet another person is complaining of seeing too many sexy babes. Well, too much of everything is bad(including good things) grin
lol... grin Mayb we should switch cheesy
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Danielawrence(m): 7:37am On Jul 22, 2019
Officialgarri:

Did you read incident surrounding the event whereby they spoke on tongues?
My choice of word "unconscious" was just literal.
Do you think a carnal man should just speak in tongues as you wish?
When you can no longer utter words in prayer but speaking gibberish in the name of tongues.
Who told you guys that the gift of tongues can come easy to ''every'' man. That's blasphemy and the teacher will suffer worse than his sheep.


The Bible says my people perish for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6a. The bible never stated that the holy spirit will be difficult to receive but rather he promised to send us the comforter which is the holy spirit after the departure of christ. john14:25-26. The bible vividly recorded that if we ask of Jesus for the holy spirit he us every ready and willing to grant to us the holy spirit. Matthew 7:7-11. In fact when peter was preaching in Act 2:38. he said to the people that they should give their life to Christ so that they can be baptized and receive the holy spirit and it happened. so the gift of the holy spirit isn't a hard to receive provided you are qualified for it. The qualification required of you is holiness and righteous living with God. once you fulfill this and you request for the holy spirit God will give you joyfully.

Note: The wisdom of man cannot explain the mysteries of God. You need the understanding and spirit of God to understand the way he operate. kindly study your bible well before you speak about the scriptures. God bless you
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by mercilize(f): 8:03am On Jul 22, 2019
The first time I attended Christ embassy . lipsrsealed Make I no talk
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 8:35am On Jul 22, 2019
Danielawrence:



The Bible says my people perish for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6a. The bible never stated that the holy spirit will be difficult to receive but rather he promised to send us the comforter which is the holy spirit after the departure of christ. john14:25-26. The bible vividly recorded that if we ask of Jesus for the holy spirit he us every ready and willing to grant to us the holy spirit. Matthew 7:7-11. In fact when peter was preaching in Act 2:38. he said to the people that they should give their life to Christ so that they can be baptized and receive the holy spirit and it happened. so the gift of the holy spirit isn't a hard to receive provided you are qualified for it. The qualification required of you is holiness and righteous living with God. once you fulfill this and you request for the holy spirit God will give you joyfully.

Note: The wisdom of man cannot explain the mysteries of God. You need the understanding and spirit of God to understand the way he operate. kindly study your bible well before you speak about the scriptures. God bless you
A word is enough brother. If you are part of the party that speaks gibberish in the name of tongues under slight provocation, I'd advice that you desist from such blasphemy
Let the holy spirit minister to you first.
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by castro316(m): 8:43am On Jul 22, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
there is no difference between churches and night clubs,they are social gatherings.

You just brought it outa my thoughts
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Danielawrence(m): 9:55am On Jul 22, 2019
Officialgarri:

A word is enough brother. If you are part of the party that speaks gibberish in the name of tongues under slight provocation, I'd advice that you desist from such blasphemy
Let the holy spirit minister to you first.

lol I wouldn't argue. But the bible says that those that are led by the spirit of God are called the sons of God and in as much you are led by God you can't speak gibberish cause you are always connected. most people view the thing of the spirit like data connection that you on and off. as child of God your spirit man is always sensitive and connected hence you can do the work of your father anytime. Jesus Christ never waited for anything to propel him before he does anything reason been that he is always connected to God and that the same way a spiritual man is connected at all times. So don't think it is until you are in a particular mood before you can pray in tongue. in as much as you are filled with the holy ghost when you open your mouth to pray the holy spirit will give you utterance. Christianity is about faith not sight. for without faith it is impossible to see God
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by ITbomb(m): 11:11am On Jul 22, 2019
The kind of post Danhumprey would like
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by sunnitus: 11:55am On Jul 22, 2019
Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us cheesy cheesy shocked

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique angry angry angry
it's so unfortunate that Christianity has been ridiculed and mocked by most of the so called DADDY GO and MUMMY GO, we no longer follow Christ teachings and allow the Bible to guide us aright, instead some are people are foolishly following the false doctrines of their pastors...pls marry your Bible, pray for understanding and protect yourself against false teachings...pls be guided

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Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Phreshmann12(m): 11:56am On Jul 22, 2019
Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us cheesy cheesy shocked

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique angry angry angry
You are supposed to be in church to serve God and not to judge people.... God no need you. Na you need God
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Danhumprey: 1:47pm On Jul 22, 2019
ITbomb:
The kind of post Danhumprey would like
Nah. these are very cheap reasons. I actually do better than these.

cheesy
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 2:53pm On Jul 22, 2019
Phreshmann12:

You are supposed to be in church to serve God and not to judge people.... God no need you. Na you need God

Am not sure you understand things easily. So because I pointed out major distractions in a church I attend, then it becomes judgment.
Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by GOFRONT(m): 3:53pm On Jul 22, 2019
A shrine is even Holier than some churches nowadays...

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