jonaifame22:
See me see trouble o, can you imagine this gal, we use to roll about two years back, of which the friendship yielded some fruits of random sex on 2 occassion at separate intervals, she complained bitterly as she groaned under the hand of my noble preek, like a woman in labour, as she squeezed my bedsheet,twisting and turning like a girl from the marine kingdom who is about to manifest,I pounded her waist religiously wth so much strength and power like its a mortar filled wth boiled yams, I would have felt some pity for her and slowed my pace a bit but for the fact that I suffered terribly before i cld pull that pant to fvck that Toto at that point in time,if not for the fact that i pursued the cause of fvckn her Toto,with the same zeal and determination of a studious Nigerian youth who has sworn to keep writing jamb no matter how many times he fails just in a bid to get admission,if not for that die hard spirit DAT ruled my desire concerning her, i would have lost the sweet pleasure of ramming my long and meaty preek into the wet,warm and moist canal of her Toto.
it was s a doggy style, and in that stance her Toto was widened and opened before me like a university opening it's gate to students for school activities, I held her waist sturdily wth my hands on boths side of her waist, like a man holding up and carrying his chicken that he had jus caught after a hot chase, she bent wth her head resting on the mattress, wth her waist high up in the air,courtesy of her bended knees.I thought about all the times that this gal would tell me that nothing on earth will make me and her have sex,and the thought that now I am fvckn her wth her Unclad yansh staring me in the face like its my reflection in a mirror, I became more sinister like the red eyed abbots in the movie, into the badlands,I fired her adding more speed and she cried out in pain and anguish,calling on the name of the Lord, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus,Israel my intestine,I will poopoo, oh I will poopoo,I will poopoo oh
As i kept ramming into her speedily, her breasts dangled slowly from left to right like the pendulum of the grandfather clock,her mouth splashed saliva repeatedly allover her face,like a car tyre splashn water on a rainy day,I pounded her toto wth reckless abandon, as my noble preek had a field day drilling her warm Toto,
Occasionally she'd use her hands to try to push my waist back a bit, in other to stop me from pushing in the whole length of my long preek into her Toto,finally I was about to come,i doubled my speed like a student in an exam hall trying to write fast before the count at which the invigilator threatened to collect all answer sheets, as I doubled up my speed, she begged me profusely like a lost soul in hell begging on the lord for rescue,I was deaf to her plea as she squeezed my bed spread and grinded her teeth against each other,then after a while I felt my warm and thick akamu finding its way from my scrotum down to my joystick and in no time I released the whole content in to her,like a pastor releasing the anointing on his congregant,as i moaned satisfactorily, then I wiped the tiny beads of sweat on my forehead, as I looked at my dick admiringly like a groom looking at his beautiful wife in a wedding photoshoot.
Then I went to the bathroom and washed my dick,as I came back from the bathroom I met her still in the position of the doggy style wth her yansh wide open and nake.d like the truth, and I joined her in bed and held her close to me,she complained of pains in her abdomen,and I encouraged her to go take her bath which she did and quickly went out and bought her peppersoup wth coconut bread and she ate it slowly, then I proceeded to interview like she's busola dakolo and I asked why called the name of of the lord repeatedly whilst my joystick was firing her Toto ceaselessly and she said it was because she felt as if someone was using turning stick for EBA to turn her intestine, when I heard that,I almost burst into uncontrollable laughter,but I restricted myself and in my heart I wondered what if the lord had responded to the way she called his name ceseleasly,judging by the part of the scripture which says " those that call upon the name of the Lord shall he saved" what would have been my fate, would the lord have cut off my dick in a bid to save his dear daughter whom he died for on the cross of Calvary,dis thoughts and many more puzzled my young heart like a jigsaw
as we spoke and I caressed her laps and my dick started to harden again slowly like pap hardening to form the staple food called eko in Yoruba language and Agidi in Igbo language. as I made to bring out my dick from my boxers NEPA took the light, well my dick still found its way to her Toto in the darkness like the undertaker in wwe approaching the ring to meet his opponent ,I fired her one more time before she left home.
now dis gal is chatting me again on watsapp chai dis gal no dey hear word na until I tear her Toto na DAT time she go know,well I dey wait for am..
The crazy metaphors cracked me up.  |
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