kokoye:

I remember some guy's bunk was moved from the room into the middle of an open field with him fast asleep. Imagine his craze when he woke up to a full view of the sky.

kcjazz:

I saw a rat pulling a Ghana-must-go out of a cupboard . That rat scared me

timmy2409:

Navy PH in the house? y'all know that school was the shyt, I swear I can write a thousand-page book on all the shyt man had to endure in that craphole

for starters

- I was made to sleep on a bare metal bunk while a senior slept on my mattress

- I had to pin my head on concrete parade ground for at least 30 mins before bedtime (lights out) every night for one term.

- One time, I was made to give up my bunk for some random senior and then had to sleep with my mattress on the floor. Then in the middle of the night, while I was asleep, some other senior yanked my mattress out from underneath me. When I complained, he effing slapped me!

- I never went through one whole day without getting flogged at least once

- our prefects were supplied with fresh new 'koboko' whips EVERY MONDAY!, nuff said

- Our drenches were full of years of decayed shyt (including urine, bath water, occasional feces, etc) that had turned totally black, imagine rolling in all that stuff, yeah they made us do it (btw those things had some extremely big as$ mosquitos, )

- what would all this be if I forget to mention that our toilets were bad and we had to pound shyt down them when they got full (picture FAT toilet flies buzzing around, horrid smell killing your organs and liquidy shyt splashing all around) eww!!!! *pukes*

Okay nuff said

Rofl
The last one was traumatizing. Till now any small dirt for toilet, i nor fit. Ahahahaha when you had to take big sticks to pound the thing, meanwhile trying to avoid those other ones smeared on the walls, floor and door, the flush handle. How people managed to contort their body to shit on all those areas is beyond me. Was totally gross. And that was what seniors thought to 'catch' me with. Give me toilets as daily chore? Tufia.
Only form 6 students were allowed to bathe outside the shower blocks and to use the toilets in the dorms. I started using them when i was in form 3 You can imagine trying to bath in the middle of four cornered shit. Trying not to get shit to splash on you. I endured it for my first year but after that, i started finding ways to escape that kind trauma.

You guyz were pure evil, I was a junior in Navy Abeokuta over 13 years ago still the memory is fresh:
1. flogging us with belt on our bare backs
2. frog jumping round the whole hostel
3. obtaining our provisions by force
4. waking us up by 2a.m and rolling across the lawn while a bucket of water was poured on you
5 planting our port (knelling with your head on the floor to support your weight)

pure pure evil dayz,

timmy2409:

Navy PH in the house? y'all know that school was the shyt, I swear I can write a thousand-page book on all the shyt man had to endure in that craphole

for starters

- I was made to sleep on a bare metal bunk while a senior slept on my mattress

- I had to pin my head on concrete parade ground for at least 30 mins before bedtime (lights out) every night for one term.

- One time, I was made to give up my bunk for some random senior and then had to sleep with my mattress on the floor. Then in the middle of the night, while I was asleep, some other senior yanked my mattress out from underneath me. When I complained, he effing slapped me!

- I never went through one whole day without getting flogged at least once

- our prefects were supplied with fresh new 'koboko' whips EVERY MONDAY!, nuff said

- Our drenches were full of years of decayed shyt (including urine, bath water, occasional feces, etc) that had turned totally black, imagine rolling in all that stuff, yeah they made us do it (btw those things had some extremely big as$ mosquitos, )

- what would all this be if I forget to mention that our toilets were bad and we had to pound shyt down them when they got full (picture FAT toilet flies buzzing around, horrid smell killing your organs and liquidy shyt splashing all around) eww!!!! *pukes*
Okay nuff said

dayokanu:

All the housemasters chickens never lived to see maturity courtesy of we.

kcjazz:

I saw a rat pulling a Ghana-must-go out of a cupboard . That rat scared me

LadyT:

And you have people screaming that kids need to be sent to boarding school in Naija to learn!

scarphase:

wonderful days of feshelu and dry pepper mixed with geisha ir sardine!!fed govt coll ogbomos pips wld rem dis!

Obo Boco:


i remember the day we came back from class and someone had come to the front of our hostel to poo, and we were sure it was not one of us, since we already know the consequence of such, but our room prefect said since we can't produce the person responsible we should pack it, thinking it was a piece of cake ( since we were just gonna use hoe or shovel ) to our surprise she said we should use our [b]bare hands   to pick it little by little so that it can go round for everyone. [/b]see us mixing dettol, izal, tcp, purit, bleach e.t.c. to was our hands after that.