My crush of 3 years told me last week that she will soon get married.

Boom! Immediately I heard this, headache, Fever, Catarrh, Malaria and even Typhoid hit me
It was then I remembered the proverb that "A man that stays around a lady without making his intentions known will serve guest Palm wine during her wedding"

I'm in Severe pains my people. I even told her last night that I'm having Catarrh and she told me to take hot water and Rubb..

Who told her that my Catarrh is Rubb induced? It's love induced oh.
I think I need a break. The only lady I have gone quite a distance to see.
Who get handkerchief abeg?
What a life of pain.
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