Oh by the way,

I was not getting heated, I welcome all opinions and statement and actually SUPPORT people right to express how they feel as long as it not going lethal,

Mine was gr8.

Btw wait a sec are u insinuating that i'm a coward or trying to instigate a fight. Pls don't go there hon cos i might fry ur azz wif ma bo.oby trap lined words.

If the shoe fit, WEAR IT,

Brang it,

It might help you release some of that FRUSTRATION OUT

You know men can't stand being frustrated long,

Oh come on it is not worth it. Lets forget it.

Ha Ha,

There she goes again. **pours water on her** heh come back

What you pouring water on me for?

I wasn't hot!

Oh did you go to the NIGERIAN INDEPENDENT DAY PARADE?

My husband's cousin friend got injured during the blast, I meant to ask you the other day,

It was horrible, Yall dont like yall president that much?

No i wasn't. Moreover sorry concerning ur in-law's accident. And who says i hate the president?

Well,

Not you per se, BUT WHY DID YOU THROW WATER ON ME? YOU KNOW YOU DONT PUT WATER ON A BLACK WOMAN HAIR NEGRO!!!

U were too hot to handle dats y. So hows ur afternoon going? I guess it is 1:15 there. Am i right?

No, it still morning suga,

Well, I am HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT

Well,

I am a cool chick and MOST MEN ENJOY spending time with me, I most of the time don't mean no harm, I just talk fiesty, but I do enjoy listen to other people talking and learning,

You got a good head on your shoulder, and I enjoy chatting with you because you don't let chit get discombobulated, if you feel me,

It good to shoot breeze with someone who can gel on yo level and go PLACES FARTHER THAN EARTH,

My sister in-law inviting me over the holidays, I am thinking about going Lagos for the holidays cos I am tired of being snowed in and then she want to show me off to her friends and thangs,

They act like I am the prodigy child or something,

What your plans for the holidays? Maybe you can meet hubby and I for the holidays, WHATCHA SAY?

Yea that sure sounds like fun minus ur hubby part. I'll love it.

Talking about snows. Don't make me crack/throw a snowball @ ya for being naughty.

You want me to leave my husband at the in-law house? Why you scared my husband gon overshadow you? Why not meet the Mister? I want to be able to wear a skirt DURING CHRISTMAS!!!

I am always wearing boots and furry pants it be cold DURING THE HOLIDAYS! I BE LOOKING LIKE AN ESKIMO!

Do yall put up christmas trees up or yall just go with the flow during the holidays?

How am I naughty because I asked you to meet me and hubby during the holidays?

Lol. I meant u're being naughty-cos u've been eyeing ma bulge all along and not concentrating on what we're saying.

U once said that ur husband is over-protective. Here lies the big! problem.

As for xmas tree. Look out for a fake lol.

Lol@ looking at that bulge,

You right I said that VIc, he is not going to do anything UNLESS you trying to get me in your bedroom,

I might even wear that sexy boots that drive men crazy!! The kind with the long heel and the slender leather up to my thigh, and wear this short skirt with fishnet stockings and a form fitting blouse with a v-neck shape,

would that be appropriate for the holiday festival?

U see? Temptation @ its best and still u want moi to visit. May God hve mercy on u. U fink i'm a monk don't u? On top u inviting me, u're seducing me indirectly wif ur husband @ door waiting for the kill.

Now lets turn the table around mentally. how will u feel visiting me wif ma wife around and me bare chested?

I wouldn't feel anything because I am visiting you and your wife. Your wife shouldnt want to whoop my azz because I will just be introducing myself and spending time with yall,

I would go to the festival and enjoy myself with yall and meet other people,


Now as far as yo been bare chested hmmmmmm well I am going to look and look, nothing wrong with looking it the actions after the looking you should be worrying about

Welll, we will be in a public place, the village where all kinds of people will show up and celebrate, i will introduce you as my friend, my husband wont trip now if you talkin about taking me to a nearby hut just two of you then I am NOT liable for what happen afterward,

Lol. Whos talking about a hut? Not me! A hut? GOD HVE MERCY. Y not motel.

Anyway u'll be putting ur . . . . u know erm. . . . . . . Thats risky u know.

Btw which tribe is ur hubby?

James strolls in*what a thread!!!sweating*leaves the room*slamming the door so much the house shock!!!

What you sweating for James? Did we turn you on boo?

My husband is Igbo,

I will be putting my what in what VIc, spit on out boo, WE GROWN UP IN HERE

Igbo? OMG! We're very territorial queen. I give up.

I guess u weren't @ church today were u?

Nope wasn't at church today,

Oh you igbo too?!!!!!

Oh you gon throw me down like a used rag cos my husband's igbo?!!

What happened to us JUST CHATTIN? Gone ahead give up scaredy cat!

No problem wif our chit chat. Jxt that i wont play up any hope.

So what did u do all day? Sleep? Watch movies? . . . . . . . ?

My husband is working and I watched a movie and chatted on the phone,

I am trying to do a powerpoint presentation on why should we wait to have a baby to my husband,

other than that I aint doing chit,

So, what hopes were you looking to achieve?

Nvm thats forgotten now.

So u want to hve a baby? . A boy or a girl?

Oooooh it like that VIc?!!!! You gon do me like that? I see you,

Now I am TRYING NOT TO HAVE A BABY that what the presentation is for to convince my husband to hold on the baby makings, HE WANT HIS BABIES NOW!!!!!

THEM DAMN IGBOS!!!!

Are u dissing ma tribe? i've got ma 100% attention now

I SURE IS DISSIN YOUR TRIBE NOW!

I mean the elders of the tribe dont give women time to be married before they talking about WE NEED CHILDREN, wives must give husbands children!

I am like all them CHILDREN FLOATING ALL OVER THE STATE, WE DONT NEED NO MO CHILDREN, WE NEED TO RAISE SOME OF THESE CHILDREN UP AND OUT THE WAY FIRST BEFORE WE HAVE MORE,

It not the woman right to say no children for right now, Yall igbo men think that married women must provide children to the husbands regardless if we are ready or not, AND BECAUSE WE ARE YOUNG, WE MUST PRODUCE, whatever!

Yeah i am dissing your tribe!!!

Then you say yall terriotrial, the hell yall is terriotrial, a man cant even look at the woman he ready to flip a script!!!!

Hold it right there. Now tell me what is the primary motive of getting married? Huh? Laughing @ urself? U should be.

We Igbos like fast results, we don't like long tins. Btw how can we be sure u're fertile, without u giving us a child. Yes yeah we luv children we don't mind.