“Pium!! Pium!! I shoot you. Fall down”

“No now, I’m wearing bulletproof”

“But I shoot your head”

“I dodge dawan”

“Ooooh mummy, I shoot seun and e dinnuh want to die”


Mummy: If I see you children shoot again in this house ehn!!!! Seun! Have u finished washing the plates Nonsense. Nobody will die in my house in Jesus name. Cover my children with the blood of Jesus!!

Na there police and thief go end

This adulthood is tiring jere

I remember how we will be begging to die, die joor die!


Sweet old days.

When I've finally caught my brother with all necessary proof that he's to die, Baba will start forming "I use odeshi!"
Nigga wtf?? Die man... F**ckn die bro
Mehhnn... Adulthood is sh*t