1. They have a very useless pant, big, stinky, probably with holes they wear on regular days at home or on their periods. They keep the ones they wear when visiting a guy on low maintenance.

2. Beware O ye headgivers, the fluid from a lady’s vajayjay is acidic enough to render the gusset of their panties soft, bleach it off, make holes and most importantly oxidize it and give it a resultant brown color.

3. They can wear a particular bra for 1 month.

4. They can wear a wig for a whole year till it starts stinking, funny thing is they get used to the odour, it can only be perceived by friends and lovers

5. 90% of them swipe down with tissue after using the restroom, this introduces faeal remains and bacteria into their honey pots, hence the reason for their malodorous vajayjays

6. A Nigerian lady will go for an interview without a pen but never misses/forget to bring her eye pencil.

7. An average Nigerian lady may not be that smart, this is compensated for in their olfactory sense. They can smell money mint thousands of miles away - this fact puts them ahead of dogs in this regard. They can even smell your pocket by a mere chat with you.

8. A Nigerian lady is another lady’s problem. A Nigerian lady wants to be the only female in a department, faculty or company as a whole. They are quick to use nice terms of endearment like ‘bestie, wcw et al’ but the venom they have for each other can kill 1 million rats combined

9. A Nigerian lady’s intelligence is either black or white. If she is intelligent, she is crazy intelligent and will probably top her class in the university. If otherwise, she’d be an award winner in that respect too. No grey area.

10. They hate the truth like agbo jedi. The reason they will flood this thread with insults especially the ones described in the later part of POINT 9.

Thanks for reading.

Naija girls and greed are like twins

lordskid:


Leave the ladies & their "ills" alone. Instead, direct the energies to create a lasting LEGACY for yourself in Life.

Ohh really? Tell me more

O ye head givers

lordskid:


Intelligence rules the World. Ignorance carries the burdens. Shun Ignorance.

Unfortunately, having properly screened your last two posts and realized one of it is about women, you are an epitome of ignorance. Your middle name is ignoramus. A legendary one at that. Have a good one boy!