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If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2019
This is to whom it may concern:

I will make it, as brief as possible, I want to make sure I satisfy everyone here.
If you want christmas gift from me, since my inbox is now full of gimme Christmas gift, gimme Christmas gifts! When will you send my Christmas gift!
OK I give in to all your requests but please kindly provide the following papers for more clarification :

1. Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Clearance.
4. Recent Passport
5. Marriage Certificate Of Parents.
6. Consent Of Parents approval, be it dead or alive (for those below 17yrs)
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background).
9. Report Card
10. Provide valid Drivers licence ( not the temporary one but the plastic card type
11. Then compose an Essay to explain why on earth should i give you a Christmas present! Before 12 midnight tonight. angry

So I can do the needful.

Merry Christmas all!



cheesy

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Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Oluwasaeon(m): 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2019
Delete this before it's too late
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 10:23pm On Dec 25, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
Delete this before it's too late






Why should I delete it?
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by nlPoster: 10:23pm On Dec 25, 2019
Is something wrong with Nigeria's population stats, because I dont get it. . .
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Oluwasaeon(m): 10:25pm On Dec 25, 2019
victorian:







Why should I delete it?
You posted crap

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Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 25, 2019
victorian:







Why should I delete it?
please are you the Xmas gift.
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Dec 25, 2019
Victorian,

You could have made things easy for yourself by telling us to rate your photo instead cracking dry jokes.

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Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Dec 25, 2019
Anything for clout
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2019
Oluwasaeon:

You posted crap








Hahahahahahaha cheesy


That's not crap!


angry
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2019
See face like power puff girls

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Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2019
uruba23:

please are you the Xmas gift.







Relax!

Provide those documents for verification and clarification before I unveil the Christmas gifts.
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 10:32pm On Dec 25, 2019
Erediauwa:
Victorian,

You could have made things easy for yourself by telling us to rate your photo instead cracking dry jokes.









Na so!
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2019
Oya more pictures of yourself let see if you are worth the bid.
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 10:36pm On Dec 25, 2019
uruba23:
Oya more pictures of yourself let see if you are worth the bid.






I'm not offering myself as Christmas gifts.


I'm taken already.


Provide the following documents listed above.
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 10:39pm On Dec 25, 2019
Okay o, not interested
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 12:05am On Dec 26, 2019
Offer closed. It's midnight.


Goodnight peeps.


Sweet Dreams.

smiley
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 12:08am On Dec 26, 2019
victorian:
Offer closed. It's midnight.


Goodnight peeps.


Sweet Dreams.

smiley
Why na?
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 12:16am On Dec 26, 2019
uruba23:

Why na?






Offer ends midnight as stipulated above, so which one is why na?

I want to sleep.

I have lots of activities taking my place in my office tomorrow.
I need to be there on-time to supervise everything .

So bye bye my friend. Lemme sleep and feel energized for tomorrow's supervision.

Go sleep Biko! angry
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 12:19am On Dec 26, 2019
victorian:







Offer ends midnight as stipulated above, so which one is why na?

I want to sleep.

I have lots of activities taking my place in my office tomorrow.
I need to be there on-time to supervise everything .

So bye bye my friend. Lemme sleep and feel energized for tomorrow's supervision.

Go sleep Biko! angry
Lol nzubu adi ....sweet dreams ...let us know what the secret offer was tomorrow .
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by fergie001: 9:12am On Dec 28, 2019
Compliments of the season, Victorian......
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 5:07pm On Dec 28, 2019
fergie001:
Compliments of the season, Victorian......






Compliments dear. Thanks
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Finnese001: 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2019
This post just made my day

Thanks op
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Jacqueline22(f): 6:40pm On Dec 28, 2019
Shibaraba:
See face like power puff girls
Lol
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 7:32pm On Dec 28, 2019
Finnese001:
This post just made my day

Thanks op









Awww cheesy You are welcome dear.
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Finnese001: 7:35pm On Dec 28, 2019
victorian:










Awww cheesy You are welcome dear.




You're welcome my lady, hope today was good?
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 8:54pm On Dec 28, 2019
Finnese001:





You're welcome my lady, hope today was good?





My day was good but very very hectic.

But I thank God for everything.

I'm just done with today's activities.

How's your day too? Hope good?
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Nobody: 9:05pm On Dec 28, 2019
you no know watin dea do you. was rushing in to get my gift only to be disappointed
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by Finnese001: 11:13pm On Dec 28, 2019
victorian:






My day was good but very very hectic.

But I thank God for everything.

I'm just done with today's activities.

How's your day too? Hope good?


Yeah my day was as beautiful as you are
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by victorian(f): 11:27pm On Dec 28, 2019
Finnese001:



Yeah my day was as beautiful as you are









smiley Thanks
Re: If You Desire Your Christmas Gift, Please Fall In Here! by CrushedHeart: 11:50pm On Dec 28, 2019
Shibaraba:
See face like power puff girls
grin grin grin,my favourites back then

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