NwaAmaikpe:





I'm thankful to the Almighty for Naira Marley.
Dude has subliminally made Naija folks feel less hypocritical about masturbation.

I'd say it and say it again,
Masturbation is a gift, if you aren't using it....you're worse than the biblical servant who buried his talents.

Have you ever sat back and imagined the number of unwanted pregnancies, STIs, rapes, forced marriages, heartbreaks, financial losses that could be prevented only if folks masturbated more?
There woulda been no prostittutes either.

I know this, I am always awed by its realization.
That's why I never fail to reach out my hands and grab my preek as a sign of appreciation to the most high.

Our God makes all things perfect, but his people perish for lack of knowledge.

correct

Fadafada231:
This nwaAmaikpe eh, I raise hands for you.. u have sense of humour walai talai

i burst into laughter reading nwamaikpe's comment in a public vehicle....people were looking at me like"what's wrong with this one"

NwaAmaikpe:





I'm thankful to the Almighty for Naira Marley.
Dude has subliminally made Naija folks feel less hypocritical about masturbation.

I'd say it and say it again,
Masturbation is a gift, if you aren't using it....you're worse than the biblical servant who buried his talents.

Have you ever sat back and imagined the number of unwanted pregnancies, STIs, rapes, forced marriages, heartbreaks, financial losses that could be prevented only if folks masturbated more?
There woulda been no prostittutes either.

I know this, I am always awed by its realization.
That's why I never fail to reach out my hands and grab my preek as a sign of appreciation to the most high.

Our God makes all things perfect, but his people perish for lack of knowledge.

I swear this guy is a bastard

exstreve:
Dude lol this is the sad true, but we all too shy to talk about it LIKE IF YOU KNOW YOU HAVE EVER MASTURBATED SHARE IF YOU HAVE NEVER

Everyone has done it. Period

philsbaba:



I swear this guy is a bastard

Am telling u I think after that Kenyan lawmakers fart, this is the second most funny post I read last week

Inspectorsuga22:


U are the one that should be banned... hypocrite

This is not funny.
How do you know I'm a hypocrite?

You guys don't know the harm you're creating by endorsing or making acts of spiritual bankruptcy seem common place or normal and at this, i wonder; what faith do you profess?

What values will you pass on to your children?
When you don't recognize evil for what it is or condemn it in its raminifications, it spews its heads and forms into how you deal with the world.

And, tomorrow you guys start asking why do we have bad leaders and bad policies, drawing Nigeria backwards....

It starts with your values.

NwaAmaikpe:





I'm thankful to the Almighty for Naira Marley.
Dude has subliminally made Naija folks feel less hypocritical about masturbation.

I'd say it and say it again,
Masturbation is a gift, if you aren't using it....you're worse than the biblical servant who buried his talents.

Have you ever sat back and imagined the number of unwanted pregnancies, STIs, rapes, forced marriages, heartbreaks, financial losses that could be prevented only if folks masturbated more?
There woulda been no prostittutes either.

I know this, I am always awed by its realization.
That's why I never fail to reach out my hands and grab my preek as a sign of appreciation to the most high.

Our God makes all things perfect, but his people perish for lack of knowledge.

my G may God continue to replenish you with wisdom.well spoken devoid of hypocritical bias.