So, I've been heart broken a number of times before (I'm not James fuckn Bond) but the one that happened yesterday was the funniest I've ever had.
So one out of the three girlfriends I have decided she want to move on and she messages me on WhatsApp and goes "can I ask u for a favour?"
and I'm like "yeah, I'm all ears baby, ask"
then she goes "let's break up"
I first look at the phone for like a minute, then start laughing like crazy for like 5 - 10mins. I really don't know why it was funny, but damn! I found it really hilarious... Babe, u want to break up with me, go ahead and do it na. Which one is can I ask u for a favour? Let's break up. Abeg does breaking up now involve two people to do it?? Well, I'm now down to two girlfriends, and I'm single and seriously searching for a third to fill up the space she left in me heart...
Lol...

I'm in sifia payhne!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, I've been heart broken a number of times before (I'm not James fuckn Bond) but the one that happened yesterday was the funniest I've ever had.
So one out of the three girlfriends I have decided she want to move on and she messages me on WhatsApp and goes "can I ask u for a favour?"
and I'm like "yeah, I'm all ears baby, ask"
then she goes "let's break up"
I first look at the phone for like a minute, then start laughing like crazy for like 5 - 10mins. I really don't know why it was funny, but damn! I found it really hilarious... Babe, u want to break up with me, go ahead and do it na. Which one is can I ask u for a favour? Let's break up. Abeg does breaking up now involve two people to do it?? Well, I'm now down to two girlfriends, and I'm single and seriously searching for a third to fill up the space she left in me heart...
Lol...

You are a real Man bro,not all this ass licking grown up boys that will come here and write epistles of how to get over a break up..
Thumbs up.