We having our FIRST ANNUAL Romantic Lottery and some of the lucky people have been selected to enter the lottery drawing. Each Nairalander have a chance draw out a name that they would like to go on a date, have a overnight stay with, invite for a chat, have a menage trois, and go on a dream vacation with, OR JUST PLAIN on having fun with.

Pick TWO people from either category that you would like to get to know or have a romance with. IF you are just looking to have PLAIN fun with no string attached then you can either pick two men, two women, or one man and woman.

This is just TO HAVE FUN, nothing SERIOUS

Ladies:
Madlady
Googles
Omoloa
Ms. Potato
Ink Nerd
Odunnu
Shy One
Tink_sk
Iice

Men:
Jaybee
190
Vic
Koyoke
Mr cock
Mobo
Reality
Sagamite
D-Sense
Yorisb

Each Nairaland have a wildcard that you can use if you do not like ANY of the names mentioned, you can add ONE person name and describe what you would like to do with that person.
The names are based on most popular posters on Romantic section

The two names I would draw would be JAYBEE and Reality,

For Jaybee, (a romantic vacation)

We would be on a secluded island with just the two of us. Nothing covering us but a loin cloth. We survive off fruits and island foods. We would do WILD things in the waterfall lake and make heavenly music all day long until the sunset. We would swim out in the ocean and gaze in the moonlight until the sleeping god calls us to shore. Just wearing nothing but a loin cloth, Jaybee would salute his soldiers good night and I feed him grapes off my buttocks until he couldn't sustain himself any longer and the SAINTS CAME MARCHING IN

For Reality, (a fun date)

We would be at Tyler Perry's play and laughing all through the play as we shared crazy dating stories. Reality shared to me his interest for Inkie and how much he loves her. I then give him tips on how to step up his game because he dealing with an upgrade chick. We exchanged hugs and reality walked away calling Inkie.

You know he likes you,

Stop acting like you clueless girl!

Get your mind outta the gutter Q
I will report you to King E

He wont believe ya,

I play angel very well

I wonder if Mobo suck nyansh, hmmm

We ma never know.
I guess dat question will be best answered by 190

Hmmmmm

Rubbi.sh.

I see a jealousy bish woke up,

Oh my ,

err, good morning everyone , just logged in . . only to see this.

I must be getting younger . .really really

Chaii Chamotex is not on the list  

I will love to kidnap dat boy  

queeneve,

If only , if only, if only . . I could get your husband to see this.

Did I just stammer on the Internet

and of course I would go for Inked_Nerd.

She seems like confident person and real about her sexuality. Every matured man's dream.

Googles

. . . is crazy . But we cool.


Shy One

. . . the 'wife' material.

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who give a damn.

kokoye:

Googles

. . . is crazy . But we cool.

lol. . . .its a general consensus

Ikedonn:

who give a damn.

We don hear you. . you can now press the "x" button on your tab

^^^
 

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I remember this joke about a customer calling into a technical suport call center:
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Rep: Thanks for calling. How many I help you?

Customer: Your service is crap, my phone is not working . . you guys are useless . .fix my phone now before I sue you f.ools %%#&#&%$&$&$!!!

Rep: Sorry about that sir. I can easily fix your problem. Please press the red key that says 'end' on your phone.
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queeneve:

We having our FIRST ANNUAL Romantic Lottery and some of the lucky people have been selected to enter the lottery drawing. Each Nairalander have a chance draw out a name that they would like to go on a date, have a overnight stay with, invite for a chat, have a menage trois, and go on a dream vacation with, OR JUST PLAIN on having fun with.

Pick TWO people from either category that you would like to get to know or have a romance with. IF you are just looking to have PLAIN fun with no string attached then you can either pick two men, two women, or one man and woman.

This is just TO HAVE FUN, nothing SERIOUS

Ladies:
Madlady
Googles
Omoloa
Ms. Potato
Ink Nerd
Odunnu
Shy One
Tink_sk
Iice

Men:
Jaybee
190
Vic
Koyoke
Mr cock
Mobo
Reality
Sagamite
D-Sense
Yorisb

Each Nairaland have a wildcard that you can use if you do not like ANY of the names mentioned, you can add ONE person name and describe what you would like to do with that person.
The names are based on most popular posters on Romantic section

Queeneve ,
Nice 1 from yah,But still wondering y u had to put that boy ''190'' he's too young for all this ,Or u just wanna ruin his life
Me would prefer Ileke-idi, I know she's not on da list nd then Ink_Nerd .
Guess i chose right.

@kokoye

 

i like !

i ve always admired Googles. she is very articulate, sane and courteous. she could be my most perfect companion in my self-created wonderland.

Sane 

Love must truly be blind
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kokoye:

Sane 

Love must truly be blind
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U meant she's not sane

Mr. Corky, want to confirm if he really has 17 inches cork, lol. And ofcourse my babie, 190, we wuld play in a pool, lol

fyne_dr:

i ve always admired Googles. she is very articulate, sane and courteous. she could be my most perfect companion in my self-created wonderland.

Thank you jare. . .all these bad belle pple want to spoil my chance

I bind you pple I'm very very sane

D-sense:

U meant she's not sane

Was Fela sane?

Na smoke she go just dey smoke you 

hmmm i'd pick googles,we'd be roomies and do all the fun things roomies do
hey my booboo firearm aint on the list so he'll be my wild card,we'll go skydiving together,then with the adrenaline rush of our near death experience still pumping away in our veins,we'll make wild passionate love under the hawaiaan sunset  

oh and id have 190 give me a proper rubdown afterwards,to soothe me aching muscles

^^^ OOOooohhh the things we'd do as roomies

kokoye:


Was Fela sane?

Na smoke she go just dey smoke you 

^^^

got nothing but love for you girl

I love fela. . .so its a compliment

I give up then.

**Watching from the sidelines**

Googles my NFL, abeg no mind them jare. u ll always have a special place in my heart.