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Ngwababe

As good as the information is, d long 11 digit emergency numbers spoilt it. Who will have d presence of mind in an emergency to remember 11 digits no or be scrolling thru phone to locate police number that might even be picked by an officer who is not mentally ready to respond to emergency.

Are the police saying that it is impossible for them to have a unified 3 digits nationwide emergency number with a central response centre in 2019!!

What a pity

I hope this will work in Nigeria

Nb

Hmmm

If u call them they will b telling u stories like no fuel, motor no get tyres, officers with ammunition key is nt around

80 percent of this problems would be solved if the NPF can retrieve 50percent of police force from VIPs and station them in our neighbourhoods

Nice

Naija go better

gud day, pls i seriously need a job, i am a graduate of accounting (hnd) 07037799108

Good one

Livefreeordieha:
26) In your next life try to avoid our airspace and ensure u monitor which continent you coming to..

Sub-Sahara Africa..

I beg me I no see police control room number for Oyo state o. Abi I no dey see wella ni?

Is this write up about HOW TO STAY AWAY FROM TROUBLE IN NIGERIA or HOW TO STAY AWAY FROM NIGERIA POLICE?
which one

NPF,edit most of these.Substitute 'will' for 'may'

Most of us christians are guilty of point 14.it is common seeing people mounting the podium to highlight one achievement or the other, forgetting that these hoodlums go to church as well.

So not having enough credit will put you in trouble?

They forgot to add......

"do not for any reason find yourself on any nigerian road after 11pm faced by a police patrol team"

nice one OP, quite informative.
u tooo much

Bossontop:

Wetin i wan carry d police numbers do now??

No be everything dem take dey play!

I hate the Nigerian Police, but that does not mean I don't respect them or give them credit where they deserve.

I remember in around 2004, a guy in my neighborhood called me in dead night that armed robbers were in their compound. So I called the Asaba police control room and another police distress call no, about 5-8 minutes I got a call from the rescue police team that they were in the location. Though they did not see the robbers, they disappeared when the police arrived without robbing my friend. The police even encouraged me to tell my friend to come out that night through a second call, to assure them of safety.
So they are not totally useless, don't trivialize .everything

Number 2 is complete rubbish and only something the Nigerian Police would say. So if someone steals my car or phone and goes to rob with it I will be considered an accomplice because I didn’t report the theft within minutes?

Wow. Thanks op

igbodefender:
Hello Nigerians and visitors to Nigeria, I saw this and thought I should share:

*_#STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE#_*

*{FROM “INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE’S CRIME PREVENTION UNIT}*.

*It is so EASY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT DIFFICULT to COME OUT OF IT. The following are easy tips to stay out of trouble:*

*1. Do not offer lift to anybody at night for any reason whatsoever. You may be fallen into a trap.*

*2. If you were robbed and any of your property is taken away by the robbers, you should report the incidence within minutes, because if the robbers are caught and your property is found with them, without your report at The Police Station recorded, you will be deemed to be part of the robbers and may be charged and prosecuted as an Accomplice!*


*3. Do not buy used phones or laptops, except you are buying from a known friend and you have ascertained that he was the previous User, as it could be a product of theft, armed robbery or kidnapping, if so and you are arrested, you will be dealing with a case of armed robbery or kidnapping. Also do not buy vehicles from vendors, until you check the registration details at the National Vehicles Registration Database to know the actual owners, or you ascertain that the Customs Papers are genuine, it could be stolen, robbed vehicles or a product of a kidnapping operation.*

*4. Do not leave Credit Alerts on your phone. Delete them immediately, it could make a target of kidnapping in some circumstances or an easy way for fraudstars to empty your account.*

*5. Do not disclose your location online, it could make you an easy targets for assailants.*

*6. Do not give anybody, no matter how close, your phone or sim to make calls or allow people to put their sims in your phone to make calls, instead offer them airtime or your battery. If the person is wanted for a crime, you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the person.*

*7. Do not respond to strange persons, telling you about NNPC Contract, PHCN Contract, or errors in your accounts, they are fraudsters.*

*8. Do not ever stay in the midst of a mob, if any body dies from the mob action and you are apprehended at the scene, you will become a Murder Suspect!*

*9. Always watch your rear through your side or inner mirror while driving to ascertain if you are being trailed, if yes, drive to the nearest Police Station.*

*10. When flagged down by security agencies,, be calm, polite and communicate with them in good English. It helps. If at night put on your inner lights before you approach them, it shows you have nothing to hide.*

*11. Do not allow anybody to use your account or email for a third party transaction and do not transfer money for people indiscriminately, because you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the Person.*

*12. Do not use ATMs at remote places at night, you could be robbed or kidnapped.*
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*13. Do not use an ATM Machine that shows Microsoft Error or any other error covering the screen, it may have been programmed by Yahoo Boys to siphon your money.*

*14. Do not give testimonies in church or at an occasion with details of you making money or acquiring priced assets, you may acquire a kidnapping value, the Church is a mixed crowd and venue of an event is not a safe place.*

*15. Keep details of your financial dealings away from your domestic staff and security details.*

*16. If you have Security Details, be careful what you say or do in their presence, they are also with you to spy on you.*

*17. If you worked in a Government Establishment or Multinational, be careful what you relate to your colleagues, Government may have spies in every Government Body and Major Company in Nigeria.*

*18. Be careful what you say on the phone, write on text and social media messages, every conversation is being monitored!*

*19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.*

*20. Be careful what you communicate on Messenger, WhatsApp, or phone calls. They could easily be used as evidence against you by the Law Enforcement Agent. If wanted to make a classified communication, do it by WhatsApp calls. It cannot be recorded as it is an encrypted, end to end communication.*

*22. Read documents very well before you sign.You are bound by what you sign. Do not allow any police man, investigating officer or security agent to force you make any statements. Insist on seeing your Lawyer. By the New Law -ACJL, they will oblige you, never make a statement for any reason that will implicate you as you could be on your way to jail.*

*23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.*

*24. Always have enough credit on your phone before sleeping, never sleep without airtime on your phone and you must have the Police Control Room Number of your state and call first to be sure, that number can save your life and I tell you it works like magic.*

25. *Effective Use of the Nigeria Police Control Rooms:–*

a. You introduce yourself and explain your situation very briefly, which you must make look like a real emergency!

b.You must create by your call an urgency, that requires a swift and instant intervention of a Police Patrol Team and I assure you the Police will respond immediately, as there are punitive measures against not doing so, especially when something goes wrong.

c. Ensure that you give a vivid description of your address and be patient with the Control Room Operators, ensuring that you follow up on them with subsequent calls!

d. *The following are the Nigeria POLICE CONTROL ROOM NUMBERS in EACH STATE of the FEDERATION:–.*

S/No. State Command Police Control Phone Numbers:

1 ABIA 08035415408 08079210003 08079210004 08079210005
2 ADAMAWA 08089671313
3 AKWA IBOM 08039213071 08020913810
4 ANAMBRA 07039194332 08024922772 08075390511 08182951257
5 BAUCHI 08151849417 08127162434 08084763669 08073794920
6 BAYELSA 07034578208
7 BENUE 08066006475 08053039936 07075390677
8 BORNO 08068075581 08036071667 08123823322
9 CROSS RIVER 08133568456 07053355415
*10 DELTA 08036684974*
11 EBONYI 07064515001 08125273721 08084704673
12 EDO 08037646272 08077773721 08067551618
13 EKITI 08062335577 07089310359
14 ENUGU 08032003702 08075390883 08086671202
*15 FCT ABUJA 07057337653 08061581938 08032003913*
16 GOMBE 08150567771 08151855014
17 IMO 08034773600 08037037283
18 JIGAWA 08075391069 07089846285 08123821598
19 KADUNA 08123822284
20 KANO 08032419754 08123821575 064977004 064977005
21 KATSINA 08075391255 08075391250
22 KEBBI 08038797644 08075391307
23 KOGI 08075391335 07038329084
24 KWARA 07032069501 08125275046
*25 LAGOS...
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Thanks

Best way to be safe is to stay d Hell away from Humans

Like if you know Nigerian Police is a scam, share if you agree with them.


Pls don't waste ur contact space. I called these idiots at Lugbe 2015, 3am - 5am the robbers operated, they said no fuel, the most annoying response was when they said it was too late for them to come outside. I mean, what they hell are they paid for? to sit in that toilet they call a station or what? If people dey pursue me, I'd rather run go inside market than to enter nigerian police station. Nonsense and ingredients.

My testament is that, I was thrown inside the cell that morning when I went to report the case , they refused to take my statement until about 2pm, I slept in he cell, after bail, one month later, they started inviting me back for telling them they're not discharging their duty as supposed. Last last na Police Head Quarters the matter end.

Bunch of devils. mtchwww

LIES

I dont realy like anything about the nigerian police force. ...... But this is highly comendable i must admit!!!
This is d level of professionalism ive always hoped for!!!! Qudos!!!!

Akanaz:
I beg me I no see police control room number for Oyo state o. Abi I no dey see wella ni?

It's in the link o the original post. Click am. Even Lagos own is there...right down to Zamfara.