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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by berbs: 2:23pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
seyidboy: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by segun18(m): 2:23pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
abbey086:hahahaha the 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by berbs: 2:25pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
boom99:True |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by ayox1(m): 2:25pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Most of these agents are theives. Moreso, House rents are damn expensive in lasg unlike Ogun state where u see a very condusive 2bedroom flat for 250-300k.. |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by berbs: 2:26pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
miqos02:What about Obawoole? |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Angelfrost(m): 2:32pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Most Housing agents in Nigeria are one of the reasons Cameron described us as "Fantastically Corrupt... Let me leave it like that first. 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by okerekeikpo: 2:35pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
See my room two months after I paid for house rent at Ajah 16 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by ScotMisile: 2:37pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Ok ooo, I told this agent to get me an apartment. This agent took me to a house facing the forest wthout any fence or form of demarcation. I started thinking that I must have offended this guy in the past. I started apologizing to him that he shouldn't be angry with me by chatting with him and I felt he has forgiven me. So, I believed that he will now show me a good place now that we are friends. We went to the next house, it was then I concluded that Seyi the agent needs Deliverance from poor housing. I encouraged my guy in his biz and that he shud not worry... I shall get a place and when I do, I shall wire him 10k. .. Na so I jakpa from Seyi .... Till today I strong believe Seyi needs deliverance. 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by usefaith(m): 2:42pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
24kmagic: Between 150k-200k per annum |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by americaninja1: 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Agents and 419 are 5 and 6. 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by mkoabiola: 2:49pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
If u nva xperince Lagos agent. No b Lagos u de 4 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Damminglola(f): 2:49pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Vado: Moving in with who? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by dangoteinlaw: 2:53pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Lagos is a country on its own, forget that state monogram. Massive population are trooping in daily for greener pastures. I m saying this for those talking about grave in house front or side, Bru u would be lucky to get that in some circumstances so bro chil lol 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Damminglola(f): 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Some of these Lagos so called agents will intentionally upload an apartment that has been occupied and will now start telling you stories about other fine apartments that they have, meanwhile na scam 8 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Duggedised12(f): 2:58pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
eleojo23:when they tell you there is no key to get into the apartment, that you can just look through the window 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Ejiod(m): 2:59pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Damminglola:In fact you just spoke my mind. Most of them on jiji..I'm just thinking of staying where I am cos these agents are evil. 6 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by blank(f): 3:09pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Who builds these kind of houses? Gosh! |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by PotatoSalad(m): 3:19pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
blank:Human beings |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by DenreleDave(m): 3:26pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Damminglola: When u get it, I will. Happily squat with u till I get mine.. Thanks in advance |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by DenreleDave(m): 3:26pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
seyidboy: Did he refund it?? |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Apple2: 3:31pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Agents in surulere are something else till today I'm still looking for selfcon. Is like i will join that biz o,they re just after the agency and OYO . na u go tire come sey ogar don't worry i will live under the bridge 11 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by bummyla(m): 3:31pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Martin My Friend, who is a real estate agent has never showed anybody a decent apartment since 9 years I have known him. He has PHD is dilapidated houses. Last Year, I need a new apartment, one of the apartment this stupid agent took me to, still had the gut to convince me to pay was behind A Bar cum Brothel. After I told him, I am a married man with a large family. To access the house, I have to pass through the bar, the way those drunkards were looking at me, gave me chills. I tagged along just for curiosity sake. Immediately I started imagining in horror, how my wife will be coming back from work tired and all these hungry looking men will try to grab her backside and all. The amount of fist fights I have to put up with! Thank GOD I have my money and I am not desperate for an urgent accommodation at that time. The apartment was a dark underground house! Long dark corridor, could be a perfect murder scene. The loud music from the bar echoed through the walls. And there were mosque and Church loud speakers blasting through the walls. I told the agent I am coming and I turned and left the place. https://www.bummyla.com 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by leksy07(m): 3:32pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Damminglola: There is in Isolo area |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by 24kmagic: 3:33pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
usefaith: Is that for the single room or self contain? |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by captainking(m): 3:35pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Emotionss:My brother...but i did.....and i got a very very very very very veey good one...am telling you..but i suffered shaa before i got that one.. |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Ladotrader(m): 3:35pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
But I expect more people to share their experiences in this thread Omo I no fit laugh See some Na only their commission their after ,only few Na God fearing person. Some space for ventilation.the heat fit bake bread no b small at all 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by SadMemories(m): 3:36pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
#Voiceout #run for yourlife |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by penguinpikin: 3:45pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
As a young man looking to settle down. I met with agent who took me to.different houses around Surulere. The one I liked so much belong to someone in London. The agent said they will need to.snap my passport so the owner can see. Mind you, I just came back.from night shift. My eyes were swollen and red due to lack of.sleep. She saw my pics and said I looked like a tout. Imagine nonsense. I left the apartment. People living in the compound be like people that are jazzed. Another option came. I went to the bank to get cash. On my way to the agent place. I saw two people fighting at the entrance of the apartment am about to pay for. The guys said I shouldn't pay to anybody. The agent never knew i've gotten idea of what is going on. I just walk away. One took me to abandoned apartment. He was just saying this house is good. You better rush it. I just look at him like am about to pee on him. All these while I didn't bother to fall for all their pranks until a close family agent connive with a landlord son to dupe me. They use my cash to run a business. I was passed off because this is someone who knew me and my plans. My people I take the matter to Police station, only to discover that the guy is a brilliant crook. I only mentioned his name. Not surname o. The police was describing him like he was the father of the crook. Las Las, the agent provide my money after 8 month. Because you no fit chop my money get peace. Agent are like Police. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by penguinpikin: 3:49pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
okerekeikpo:you for kuku buy a boat instead of living inside apartment with water 4 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Emotionss: 3:57pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
[color=#006600][/color] captainking: Good for you. Me am still looking oo |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by deepwater(f): 4:01pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I was actually taken to a kernel 4 Likes |
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