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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Blissbath(f): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Hahahhahhaha...i cant stop laughing anayolity: |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Blissbath(f): 8:26pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Lol kakakii: |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Blabbermouth: 9:18pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
ivoryhouse:Around bariga, can I get an apartment |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by vinelli(m): 9:21pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
LadySarah:
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Dearlord(m): 9:38pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
samzy: The agent must have seen a priest in you 5 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Ronline(m): 9:51pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Funny Nigerian Agents.... |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by joshinto01: 10:43pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Need a room self contain @ shipeolu cum Pedro...
Total package of 300k. Thanks |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Coolgent(m): 12:33am On Aug 28, 2019 |
okerekeikpo:Oh my God! Water gushing from the floor? Damn |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Timoleon(m): 2:37am On Aug 28, 2019 |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Timoleon(m): 2:50am On Aug 28, 2019 |
This agent na legend! His courage and optimism is outta dis world. To want to rent an empty land out? Damn! surebona: 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Blankstare(m): 4:36am On Aug 28, 2019 |
Sparkle777: ...are u partially blind?...truth be said, Nigeria is in short of housing on a massive scale. |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by dedons: 6:33am On Aug 28, 2019 |
They took me to a cell in a police station 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by foster212: 9:16am On Aug 28, 2019 |
dedons: 1 Like
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by dedons: 9:25am On Aug 28, 2019 |
[quote author=foster212 post=81683387][/quote]It's the truth o. I went with the Agent to a certain place here in Lagos. He entered a police station and I followed him. Later he took me into a room without windows, only to discover that it's a cell. I took off before he could say Jack. |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by foster212: 9:31am On Aug 28, 2019 |
dedons: 1 Like
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by eleojo23: 9:58am On Aug 28, 2019 |
dedons: Cell for rent! 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by surebona(m): 1:32pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
Timoleon:My brother he was so confident |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Ahijobuzuzu(m): 2:50pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
One took me to a house in Gbagada that year I think the landlady converted the security house to a room & parlour self contain. 2 toilets, a bedroom, parlour & kitchen she wanted 250k & request that I pay 2yrs plus agent & agreement 100k. Funny thing is that the entire apartment is about the size of my bedroom in my father's house. She told to pay immediately that because she likes me. I told to keep am to pay. I vamoose 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by olasunky15(m): 4:14pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
Agent matter don tire me for lag. I have encountered lots of agent palaver, but this is the most Unforgettable. Ok. I want a room sefcon around ojota. After paying the mofo reg fee. He called another agent that call another agent. (Meanwhile I already told my agent what I wanted. I even told him, don't bother to call me if there's any deviation from what I wanted) We were like four sha. Naso we reach this house(not a new house but not bad storey building) around 2pm. Then we started knocking the door of one apartment (I was like maybe they want to take the key to my own apartment). We knocked for more than a hour but nobody responded. Meanwhile, we all can sense that people are inside because they curtain was stretched to a side for ventilation and door shows it was locked from inside. After a while, the door was opened. We saw two elderly people, a man and a woman believe to be couple. Then the next show (me expecting someone to lead us to the vacant apartment after the waits), my agent asked : Nibo ni Yara ye wa with (where is the apartment ? with anger). The old man then told us to enter. Baba, we mean the house that is vacant, my agent asked again. The man said we should follow him. Guys, this man showed us a room from their apartment of 2-bedroom flat. Hahahaha, at that point I was sweating profusely. A tenant wanting to rent out a portion of the house to another person. Wait, I ll be living and paying rent with this elderly people (that was the first thing that came to my mind) I just kept quiet and calm. I refuse to listen to what is inside me, coz if I do, ........... My agents, having shown him the kind of person I am in the past, almost beat up the other agent that took us to the house. He was visibly angry. We chartered napep, to and fro, and alighting from the tricycle, I just stroll as if nothing happened, my agent was like, oga e wa San wo nw( I should come and pay the tfare), I was like, because I didn't cause a scene there, you still want me to pay. It's like you want to Ogun lakaye to visit you this night. I just walked on to join the next bus to my house. Guys, if you re reading this and looking for a house in Lagos, Take your time. Give it like one and half month to look for a house. Budget like 6k for inspection Engage like 4 agent(some will tell you to pay reg. fee. these agents most cases do not have a good apartment to rent, they are "anyhow" agent that will take you to anyhow apartment. Avoid them) Do not rush (plead with the person you re squatting with to give you time. Don't show desperation. That the situation we found ourselves, huge housing deficit. And lastly, Lagos is overpopulated. (The smallest state in landmass yet the highest in population density) 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by thegiant: 10:38am On Aug 30, 2019 |
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by 2Radii: 12:34pm On Aug 30, 2019 |
LadySarah: Am tumbling already 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Alkanoicacid(m): 11:59pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by flexindino(m): 9:17pm On Sep 01, 2019 |
Cyberleets: dis d maddest thing that can happen to someone.....u can imagine |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by akmaldini(m): 9:21pm On Sep 02, 2019 |
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Nobody: 6:40pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
This thread is so funny.. I don laugh tire lol |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by anayolity: 9:12am On Feb 01, 2022 |
Whyna how are doing Really good to have you back, I follow your thread and see all the good works and guidance you give, keep it up. Let me know when you see this |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by WhyNa: 9:39am On Feb 01, 2022 |
anayolity: Seen. Any better for me > |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by anayolity: 10:46am On Feb 01, 2022 |
WhyNa: Every better for you jare You're doing well, see as everybody dey cry say dem no see you for some days... I wan be like you when I grow up oh |
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