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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by oweniwe(m): 4:03pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
okerekeikpo:na wa o. Drill a small hole at the bottom of the wall and put a small water pipe into the hole for the water to flow out. If outside the house is dry, you you can have temporary reprieve. Or call carpenter to build bed matress support like platform with plank all over the room... Or small wooden podium to cover the whole room.... Use carpet or rug to cover the wood surface. You can build such for half of the room so you'll have dry space to put your things on. Is extra cost... But since you're just 2 months in... You still have a long way to go in the house 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Ahmedo101(m): 4:09pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I saw hell searching for house two years ago. One agent took me to an abandoned house with no ceiling where nobody is currently living, I know the house so I didn’t bother entering the house with him. Another agent took me to a house where as short as I am my head is almost touching the bedroom ceiling. They took me to a lot of old dirty houses, mehn I saw hell. 4 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by eleojo23: 4:17pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Ahmedo101: Na chicken pen? 6 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Godson214(m): 4:18pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
leksy07: Good evening bro Can you help me with a house (Room and parlor self contain) in isolo. With fenced compound. Budget is 250k or less please |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by captainking(m): 4:18pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Emotionss:Thanks bro...you will get...just be patience..and dont be in a hurry..also...tell them your budget... with these,,, you will get..though it might take time a bit |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Emotionss: 4:29pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
[color=#006600][/color] captainking: Thanks man 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Ejiod(m): 4:36pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I need a good just room self contain..its just only me. Budget 250k-300k. Please it has to be close to island. Where I am I have to wake up by 6am before getting to office by 9am. |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by LadySarah: 4:47pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Emotionss: Ikwerre ppl got no joy.My neighbours bro at Ogbunabali recently discovered he was living ontop the compound.s sewer(the one that houses shit. Landlord came and told him to travel for some days thatthwy will need to crack hos sitting-room floor to drain poo 12 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by shawlar(m): 4:48pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Emotionss: Hehn.....!! 6 Likes
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Emotionss: 4:52pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
[color=#006600][/color] LadySarah: That is port Harcourt for you. I try to avoid any old house owned by an indigenous person. I can not come and go and kill myself by myself with my money 6 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Emotionss: 4:53pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
[color=#006600][/color] shawlar: It's a fact. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by justphillips(m): 4:58pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
LadySarah: 11 Likes
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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Mctitanmj(m): 5:08pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
tstx:same here |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by beautyhd: 5:08pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I'm already laughing from all the write ups. I'm currently looking for a mini flat. When I go for house hunting I dress well to avoid nonsense. Last week I was a bit unwell and my dressing made me look somehow, this agent of darkness took me to the end of the world all in the name of an estate, renovated building and he said it was a new building. When the guy holding the keys came he was like madam you are lucky ooo, the person that left here didn't want to leave if not that he built his own house. I looked at the agent and he said the house is good as new. The kitchen has only the sink hanging somewhere and no space for cabinet, the toilet nko be like say someone did something nasty there and didn't flush Na so I para for the guy, he was like you go wash am now. I gave him 5h for his stress and he stood there ranting. I don't pay for agent until I see the house. Highest I will pay is 7h. Agent peeps, nonsense and buhari. House hunting is not easy and it's quite draining. 13 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by dayleke: 5:12pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
habaja: The parlor of the tenant? Can they do that? 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Mctitanmj(m): 5:15pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
KiggerLomo: here to laugh ni ooh |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by dayleke: 5:16pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
anayolity: |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by surebona(m): 5:44pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I was in the office jejeli, when the agent called that he has seen the best house for me!! I was very happy and rushed down to meet him up so that we go check it out, you won't believe on getting there, he showed my to an empty land close to the landlord building, he say if u pay now, before 1month them don build am finish, he went further by saying I can even decide to give them the plan I need for the bedsitter.. My people I weak dat day 35 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Cyberleets: 5:55pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
They took me to an apartment where I have to introduce any visitor am having to the landlord...I must not use gas, only stove! I told the landlord to eat his house...I stormed out! Untop my money again? 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by eleojo23: 6:16pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Cyberleets: Is the landlord living in 1960 or what? 5 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Oseniade(m): 6:52pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
So it kinda remind me of my own o. Almost 3 years ago. I saw an agent's number and I gave him a call that I needed a room preferably in a flat. I t should be neat and the likes... He described one place for me to go and check at a relatively low price(1st trigger). As I entered the flat, the room was filled with numerous jargons and the ceiling is almost touching my head with the way it bent inward. When I attempted to check the toilet and I knocked my head against the wall as the entrance was low (even for a person of average height like me); that was when I confirmed I should run for my dear life. I did not even call back to give him my assessment. He later called me that I didn't even tell him if I was able to locate the place. I nearly blasted him for making me suffer unnecessary hardship. He said the rent price could be reduced further. 6 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Sparkle777(f): 6:52pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
daddytime: Come back hia, na this kain tori I dey like 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by daddytime(m): 6:55pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Sparkle777: Amebooo 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by bass7: 7:01pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
ivoryhouse: Please what's the website ànd. ...I want to relocate to Lagos Thank you |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Sparkle777(f): 7:03pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
okerekeikpo: Woow, I initially tot the tiles were so shiny until I looked well. This agents no go kee person. 10 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by osytex: 7:04pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
surebona: Oh!! How can I forget when someone did this to me, in Igboeffon, lekki?? Funniest and scariest day of my life. 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by misskenny(f): 7:12pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I can't stop laughing. I can recall what I and my fiancee went through looking for a place in Ketu before we settled at Jakande Estate. The developer showed us a renovated building in front of an old buried house. Telling us to pay, that people are already coming for the place. Dirty environment, small rooms, in short . The agents are just after your money and stressing you enough to want to settle for anything after the stress. Better not to always be in hurry to rent house in Lagos. 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by FreeMejoor1(m): 7:16pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
surebona:i don laugh tire 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by FreeMejoor1(m): 7:19pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Sparkle777:lol thought i was the only that saw that..i don almost de jealous the nigga tiles 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by hemartins(m): 7:36pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I remembered looking for a Mini flat. The agent took me to a house. I had to pass through a long passage to the backyard. The entrance was just opposite the face me I face you toilet. The doors were made of plywood. The ceiling was dangling. The agent told me to pay and the money would be used to make repairs. Bloody lairs. If I had paid, I'd be left with my fate. 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by lennsmart(m): 7:38pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Lol... But why are we like this in naija, always looking for how to rip off other people 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Vado(m): 7:45pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Damminglola: Mr Right. 1 Like |
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