Hahahahaha

I see

Weldone

What starts with F and ends with UCK? THATS RIGHT! FIRETRUCK. Well what starts with P and ends with ORN? Thats Right Popcorn!

IT'S CRAZY RIGHT TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO HURTs YOU? Yeah well, it's crazier to think that someone who hurts you loves you.

To be TOGETHER. You need TO-GET-HER.

The average person tells 4 lies a day & 1,460 a year. A total of 88,000 by the age of 6. The most common lie is "I'm fine"

Made a mistake? Don't beat yourself up over it. We'll do that for you.

Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer.

Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Never say think "POSITIVE" to someone waiting for their HIV test results.

Age is just a number, Restraing order is just a paper, and Jail is just a place.

Stop complaining about our generation, Your generation raised us.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face

Don’t Like Me? Have A Seat With The Rest Of The people Waiting For Me To Give A Bleep.

I see a fly following you so I automatically assume you smell like shi*t

I want to carve my name into a bullet so i can be the last thing running through your mind


If your life is a series of endless ups and downs, consider a more supportive bra.

TENSION: when ur wife is pregnant TERROR: when ur girlfriends pregnant HORROR: they're both pregnant TRAGEDY: u're not the father of either

Thats my boy

Weldone

Studio CFR:

Thats my boy

Weldone

thanks,

You're welcome

A piece of cake in the fridge and a note on it, "Dont eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I dont take orders from a cake."

Mornig prayers: Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an  today, Amen

Love is blind. "My Mom started to love me before seeing my face"

A boy's dad just joins Facebook. The son puts on his status: 'WTF'. His dad asks: 'what is WTF?' Boy replies: 'Welcome To Facebook.(wat tha bleep)

Boys are like purses : cute , full of crap , and can easily be replaced

Age 6: "I love you mommy!" "I love you too sweetie." Age 16: son: "Mom, you know I love you right?" mom:"what do you want?"

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished!

Don't talk about yourself so much. We'll do that when you leave.

I don't lie, I withhold information.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.

Don’t change I want to forget you just the way you are.


No one is normal. There are just a lot of weird people with things in common.


Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

You were meant for me, Perhaps as a punishment


Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa


Born free!! Now I'm expensive


I need someone really bad, Are you really bad?


The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

the jury is out and u have be found guilty of been creative yet sassy, na real bad boy u be, nice 1 and i swear i don load am for my system

more of that cos i will still be checking for ur latest

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” on Facebook that u should stop kidding urself & change it to “Single”

this really cracked me up with laughter, cos its so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice 1,keep them coming,cheers.

Facebook luv

goodgirl84:

keep them coming,cheers.

will do that, cheers to you too

lancaster:

the jury is out and u have be found guilty of been creative yet sassy, na real bad boy u be, nice 1 and i swear i don load am for my system

more of that cos i will still be checking for your latest

on it,

i ve never had so much fun reading posts b4thumbs up man, Seriously efemena, y r u bein antagonistic? Jst enjoy d flow

Quote from: lancaster
on Yesterday at
01:14:10 PM
the jury is out and u
have be found guilty of
been creative yet sassy,
na real bad boy u be,
nice 1 and i swear i don
load am for my system
more of that cos i will
still be checking for
your latest

,  So ve I poster nd as will i

"When people show you who they REALLY ARE , Believe it, Don't let ur emotions chime in, Open ur EYES! Pay attention, Then RUN!!!

Can you REALLY expect the OUTCOME of ur relationship to be any different when ur dating the SAME TYPE OF PEOPLE , ??

I don't hate you, I just don't appreciate your existence.

Girls get periods, pregnancy, and pain. Boys get food, football, and females, WTF?

"omg, did you hear ___ & ___ broke up " "yea . " How did you find out" "Facebook told me "

I'm not 'judging' people, I'm 'labeling."


Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone


if your going to be two-faced;at least make one of them pretty.


If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning

moooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice .me likey

lancaster:


moooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here,

Its not hard to be a shitty person, I accomplish that on a daily basis.


A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


Life isn't conquered until death is achieved.


If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.


‎"Don't worry I won't tell anyone, And if I do, I'll tell them not to tell anyone!"


Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in my family. Doctor: No the problem is 'no one runs in your family.


Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



I dont laugh at people, I just smile out loud.

Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


Majority means that all of the fools are on the same side.


A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.


A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because they change it more often


Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.


Never try to drown your troubles, especially if they can swim.


Some people are hungry for love but get fed up when they find it.


I do not have an attitude problem.You have a perception problem.


Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.


You're not completely worthless, you can be used as a bad example.


You know it is time to go on a diet when your cell phone goes off and you can't feel the vibration.

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.


You're not completely worthless, you can be used as a bad example

u make my day, sam miller watch out cos the new ruler is back

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.


You're not completely worthless, you can be used as a bad example

u make my day, sam miller watch out cos the new ruler is back

Got five on it all

*thumbs up*

lol
50/50

nice one man, kip them comin

thanks guys, here are more.

No matter how good he looks, some other girl is sick and tired of putting up with his crap.


f I gave a sh*t, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.


Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.


'You think you're cooler than me' , Nope, I'm just hotter than you.


relationships are kind of like fat people, they never really work out.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.



“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

you no de fall my hand, lai lai!!!!
nice one

Give me 2bottles of shawamma,I like my salad been hot,I just make my hair in shop rite. I don't buy cloths in U̶̲̥̅̊.k cos they re too expensive, London is quite cheaper!Give me your pin let me call u, Is your bb samsung or nokia?Lmao, sum gurls re just one sided

When i was younger i used to say a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P!

Relationships really would have less arguements without the internet.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.


Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.




By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

I see u
Weldone

ride on, and again, can you tell us about the originator of all these quotes. thanks

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.


Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.


Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.


Having s*e*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand


Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!


My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for s*e*x, she objects


There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL


Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.


Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation, The other eight are unimportant