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Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(m): 12:24pm On Nov 29, 2010
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place


seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already


If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?


Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building, your brain tells you its not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly


My mom thinks "lol" means 'lots of love" She texted me :"Your Grandma had just died LOL"


A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart.


iloveyou" is better than "i love you", because there's no space for lies

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Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Nobody: 12:34pm On Nov 29, 2010
; grin grin grin grin grin
INSHORT 'ILOVEYOU' grin grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(m): 1:01pm On Nov 29, 2010
lancaster:

; grin grin grin grin grin
INSHORT 'ILOVEYOU' grin grin grin grin

thanks. me too, sha my own get small space.lol
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Nobody: 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by sylve11: 3:31pm On Nov 29, 2010
@mad4real, u try die grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cool kiss cool
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 1:01am On Dec 01, 2010
md4real:



A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart.




This is so true smiley
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 1:04am On Dec 01, 2010
Story!
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 1:07am On Dec 01, 2010
I know you love to unbutton
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 1:10am On Dec 01, 2010
I won't deny it
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 1:12am On Dec 01, 2010
Bad guys, chop knuckle
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 1:14am On Dec 01, 2010
Guys?
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 1:18am On Dec 01, 2010
Na new slang, they don't say guy they say guys undecided

All this slang wey Wizkid dey use
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 4:55am On Dec 01, 2010
Wizkid is my home boy

ok sha i don hear u
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by tanimz(f): 5:51am On Dec 01, 2010
Love them jokes, keep 'em coming! grin
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 11:03am On Dec 01, 2010
how much are we talking about?
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by tanimz(f): 12:51pm On Dec 01, 2010
^^ You talking 'ter me? cool
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by spicyhoney(f): 3:45pm On Dec 01, 2010
Oh my gosh!
@ OP; u've made my day. Thanks a bunch! kiss grin
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 10:55pm On Dec 01, 2010
Studio CFR:

Wizkid is my home boy

ok sha i don hear u

Do you really know him?
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 12:22am On Dec 02, 2010
Na festac boy na before him step up.

TONTO DIKE don hijack am

lol
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 12:27am On Dec 02, 2010
I knew you were lying mschew
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 12:35am On Dec 02, 2010
Well tis da truth
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 12:37am On Dec 02, 2010
the guy cute sha
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 12:41am On Dec 02, 2010
Tanimz like the guy die

Tanimz don dey trip for the guy right from when BANKY W feature am for LAGOS PARTY song.

He's 20yr' old
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by Kunbee: 12:44am On Dec 02, 2010
If u see him sha holla at our boi grin
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 12:47am On Dec 02, 2010
ok i go let u know when him get show sha.

The boy fine no be small
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by tanimz(f): 3:24am On Dec 02, 2010
Studio CFR:

Tanimz like the guy die

Tanimz don dey trip for the guy right from when BANKY W feature am for LAGOS PARTY song.

He's 20yr' old

See as you dey shout my name. Your mouth no dey close ni? tongue
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 7:12am On Dec 02, 2010
For u i can do anything

Even if na to kick yo asz
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by tanimz(f): 1:28pm On Dec 02, 2010
Studio CFR:

For u i can do anything

Even if na to kick yo asz


shocked shocked shocked shocked

Na Studio be this abi dey hijack im account? shocked
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 2:56pm On Dec 02, 2010
u need to go sleep small girl grin
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by tanimz(f): 5:46am On Dec 03, 2010
At what time of the day? undecided
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by StudioCFR(m): 9:30am On Dec 03, 2010
Talk to the hand
Re: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by tanimz(f): 6:20pm On Dec 03, 2010
He-diot.

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