Lmao,  (no offiense)

:: Does a spinning back kick and knocks Queenie's dentures out of her mouth, then gives her a jab to the jugular. ::

Of course I wouldn't fit Jaybee's class, He is old,

I am young

(unleashes multiple toxic farts as I throw a fire toward the line of the fart)

(hearing Inkie running to the nearest pond)

Oh please, I have a gas mask to protect me from your toxic fumes. ::Knocks Queenie over the head with her cane::

(lacing Inkie's weave with peanut butter and sugar, unleashes a bag of hissing roaches)

You giving up on Jaybee?

Hells no. Leave my jaybee alone. ::Snatches Queenie by her weave and drags her a** all over NL, then dunks her head into a bucket of hot Naija pepe soup::

(removes five color toned weave from Inkie's head and and squirt crazy glue on the thong)

(watches Inkie sliding into the thong and screaming in pain)

Mr cock, I do not want to nyansh Jaybee,

Take your time and read my original post, NOTHING TO DO WITH NYANSHING,

Blind retarded bassid,

Cockhead stop spreading lies about my jaybee

OK bedtime. I have to be in ITALY tommorrow. laters!!

Good question Inkie, why were we fighting?

(unstraps Inkie's strap on and watch as it hit the floor)

Hmmm, I guess it was for nothing ::stops pouring dry garri in Queenie's eyes::

hahahahahahahaha

lolololololololol

[gasping for air]

lrlrlrlrlrlrlrl - hahahahaha

Ladies - I do thank you for that wonderful, hilarious read.

(pouring male hormone growth in Inkie's tea and stirs with my nipple)

Oh hells no, I thought this was over granny?!?! F**k this ::slap Queenie w/ her husbands strap on and proceeds to stomp on Queenie's p.enis::

Oh believe me GIRLLLLL,

My husband don't have a strap on and MATTER FACT, he got that prototype STALLION, that all Imma say,

Speaking of stallion, let me go do my riding exercises!

(putting lices in Inkie's thong drawer)

Lmao, ok have fun. ::Kicks Queenie in her balls before she leaves::

Mr-Cork:

Inked Nerd, SLAP HER FACE!!

SHe just called u fat!!

hahahaha , fight fight fight fight ,

Your girlfriend PRECIOUS is fat, Mr cock, how did you managed last night?

@topic
*Sigh* oooh. . . . another dumb thread! Cant u guys really be d least bit creative, this cheap popularity strategies by forming useless cliques is really begining to get reeeal LAME!


*Gosh, . . . I miss d old days on Nairaland romance*

see what Jaybee has caused!!

Yorisb:

Is it anyone's fault that u aint as cute as him?

out of curiosity:what are you ^^^male or female?

Yorisb:

^^Why? Well I'm both

oh you mean trans??(just asking)

Awwww swifttty, I see jealousy setting in,

You do not have to respond to every thread you read, EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO STFU,

hmmmmmmm