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juicy tomato girl: 75% (3 votes)
fatfish: 0% (0 votes)
joecoollorenzo: 25% (1 vote)
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Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 10:21pm On Mar 15, 2011
All hail me da king
da boi dat got more dazzle dan a bling

let the manliness pose erect wit dia head ring
and let da p*ssis open dia mouth n sing

a welcome song for da lyrical king of kong
kung fu lyriest ping of pong

i burst into da hood, lots of great ish lackin attitude
crude guys claimin rude guys wit barz so nude

i'm stil d king of kings and d lord of lords of lyrix
i'm stil d god of word my barz ar holy relics

devils alwaz gona fink otherwise
but me as god is aquinted to hz lies

so dont give a Bleep, wat u say
u lost ya vision, using candle on broad day

when i call ya, CUM like a premature ejaculation

or be gone, lost in the womb of damnation
Re: Rap Battle by rapadelic: 4:36pm On Mar 27, 2011
jjj
Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 11:26pm On Apr 01, 2011
@DJ Wales
I come with power to “defeat”, you gon need a myk 2 stop it
I’ll probably stomp on you unintentionally cuz you microscopic
Your Jokes lame let me guess, you couldn’t find the scope?
I’ll have you left just like your jokes, cause your timing is slow
Imma Design your face just like a Kaleidoscope
If you anger me, my daggers gonna colide with ur throat
You act famous, maybe on your corner where you buy dat dope
But round here? I couldn’t even find you with a microscope
Sorry Kid, I really wish I could say i see you
But only time I do is when you in the I.C.U(Intensive Care Unit)
Suffering frm that hurt i just put on you
When It comes 2 jokes, i spit okey dokes and I don’t care if u Catholic Or Anglican
I’ll have u stunned so bad you’ll stand just like a manican
Only time u coulnd’t feel me’s under anaesthasia
When I talk I won’t take it back, cause what I say, i meant it
You better believe Im from Slangville that makes me so authentic
SO baiscally I don' understand why u wanna b facing me,
i m posed 2 b ur non-biological fada,dnt think u impressing me
Im worth about 10 times more then your ACV
So tell me is it really me that your tryna battle?
10 cents your ACV, which is your ACTUAL CASH VALUE (Check the Dictionary)
I come in storming boy this is me, Im like a global warming
SO Beware brainiac cos this IS your only warning!
Re: Rap Battle by Nobody: 11:03pm On Sep 04, 2014
Klef is here!!! there z trouble!!!
oh wait, since this land is full of naira then am burning it down with fire//...evil bars above ur head/when i strike sparkz into ur home like its lightening over a cable wire//
....ama lyrical lucifer
thugs on a murder...killing-vets/as i be pounding-flesh/without stress marks on my shoulder!!!//
this land is about to witness a sacrilage/cos am here to 'back stab' ya front leaders!!!
CALL me wack; just when you want a war// rappers be claiming high, 'yet still under a god//their rhymez are 'bored'/..like 'the shii lecturals strikes with chalk'//
My bars neva suck, cos am standing on a doper rock/xo unlike 'birds of same feather'/ -with me- ya niggaz neva flock!!!//

now confess or//(confessor)
...show me who is 'sicker'//taking more 'shots' like i BEND DOWN SELECTing sum 'niccars'//
oh well, am neva running tinx/
klef is Dope Walking like 'cracks on my snickers!!!//gving Yung L's fever....~hells fever~

'Meek oose' thinking he z killing hoes/ question is, who is a 'Rapman's zombie'?? blaqbonez//xo am gud to battle da king here with no spade/as i wring his neck in two.s


mic 123 cheque... catch breath// the crown should be placed on my head cos am crazy with the mad text//shooting dem niggaz who be claiming drug vets//
......hiphop didnt die/2pac did...
and the nest heir~here is Me//no corn test......

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