A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man,  A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity , so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for, but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

,  ,  IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN

Gud joke, but I am sorry to inform u, it is stale,inshort so stale dat even me wey i be newbie for here know say it is stale,

okay bye

KDK:

Gud joke, but I am sorry to inform u, it is stale,inshort so stale dat even me wey i be newbie for here know say it is stale,

Thanks.

A_K_O:

okay bye

Take care.

KDK:

Gud joke, but I am sorry to inform u, it is stale,inshort so stale dat even me wey i be newbie for here know say it is stale,

Thanks.

A_K_O:

okay bye

Take care.

LOL.

KDK:

Gud joke, but I am sorry to inform u, it is stale,inshort so stale dat even me wey i be newbie for here know say it is stale,

@KDK. Am just readin dis joke 4 d 1st time.
so is eida l dont visit d joke section often,or l dont take my time readin all.
but l gbadu am

haba d guy try na!!

Above joke is funny  

A funny joke does not  go stale.  A funny joke always remain fresh ,any day, any time.

STale like jamace's breath

Where is the joke

Ben10
Please move dis thread to SINNERS WILL GO TO HELL SECTION.

Odikwa very important

^^^^ where is the joke?

lol

jamace:

Above joke is funny

A funny joke does not go stale. A funny joke always remain fresh ,any day, any time.

u are a good person, the joke is fun to hear anytime

jamace:

Above joke is funny

A funny joke does not go stale. A funny joke always remain fresh ,any day, any time.

thumbs up