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Wise Obasanjo by Emmagency(m): 8:57pm On Feb 19, 2011
Baba Olusegun got an invitation from the Queen to come &
visit her in England , One afternoon, while drinking
tea in the palace, he asked the queen her success
secret. She told him that she relies on her people a
lot, and therefore she must be certain that they are
intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she
meant, so she called Tony Blair on the phone.

'Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask
Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence. ,

Queen: ' Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you:
your mother has a child, and your father has a child.
This child's not your brother and is not your sister.
Who is he then?'

Tony Blair: 'Obviously, it's me!'

Queen: 'Correct! Thank you, bye'. 'Did you get that
Mr. Obasanjo?' the queen asked.

Obasanjo answered: 'Yes, thx a lot, I'll definitely be
using that!'

As soon as Obasanjo got back to Nigeria , he knew that
he has doubt about Atiku's intelligence, and he was
going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting
with him and asked him:

'Atiku, I have a question for you; your mother has a
child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?.'

Atiku thinks, and thinks, 'Em, you must give
me some time to think about it.'

So Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out
with an answer.

That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the
question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an
Atiku family tree, but to no avail! The next morning,
he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a
last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of
Ghana ,

' Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has
a child. The child is not your brother and is not your
sister, who is he?'

Jerry answers immediately. 'Hey, Atiku, It is me of
course, you dumb Nigerian!'

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, he was quite very
impressed to have got the answer to such a difficult
question. 'Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings, former President of Ghana!'

Obasanjo replied: 'Jerry Rawlings ko, Jerry Gana ni.
You are such a stupid Vice President! I'll make sure
you're removed from office.
Obasanjo answered and said: The child is TONY BLAIR
Re: Wise Obasanjo by ARareGem(f): 9:04pm On Feb 19, 2011
Ah ah. A whole Sege na im u dey yab like dis so?

Funny sha smiley
Re: Wise Obasanjo by olawalebabs(m): 8:11pm On Apr 23, 2011
Who is more mumu? Obj or Atiku
Re: Wise Obasanjo by excessmola: 11:06am On Apr 24, 2011
obj no dey fall hand . Who else foolish but atiku. Old joke but still made me laugh.
Re: Wise Obasanjo by vincent10(m): 3:32pm On Apr 24, 2011
Nice one poster
Re: Wise Obasanjo by yinkalink(f): 6:45pm On Apr 24, 2011
lol
Re: Wise Obasanjo by Sophizzy(f): 7:29pm On Apr 24, 2011
Nice joke poster. smiley

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