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Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by carter009(m): 10:22am On Oct 15, 2019
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Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Allsingles: 10:27am On Oct 15, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?

Please investigate your girlfriend and her ex lover.
Then get back to us
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Abusey(f): 10:57am On Oct 15, 2019
Avoid Fornication
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by kleverley(m): 11:13am On Oct 15, 2019
prodiG:
Wetin Musa no go see for gate? angry
lol...wetin Ndubuisi no go see for warehouse?
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by teemotee: 11:47am On Oct 15, 2019
kleverley:

lol...wetin Ndubuisi no go see for warehouse?
wetin Adele no go see for the other sidegrin
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by kleverley(m): 1:14pm On Oct 15, 2019
teemotee:
wetin Adele no go see for the other sidegrin
lol..the circle is completed now
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Juliusdking(m): 1:28pm On Oct 15, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?
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Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 15, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?
Maybe the ratbis in hell fire remembering how they used to do sex when they were humans.
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by ylaa(f): 1:32pm On Oct 15, 2019
Wetin Musa no go see for gate? This got me laughing. Chai!




uote author=prodiG post=83145668]Wetin Musa no go see for gate? angry[/quote]
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:55pm On Oct 15, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?
. Na endtime rat him dey watch live porn
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:58pm On Oct 15, 2019
local man is cannoted undecided
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by MicroSweet(m): 3:44pm On Oct 15, 2019
Katsuke:

It's always easy running stuffs fam.. I've got all d requirements to do so... Lol
Oh really? Just a crate of heineken will surfice. Thank you in advance.
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by emekaanidobe942: 3:54pm On Oct 15, 2019
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prodiG:
Wetin Musa no go see for gate? angry
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by franklingud(m): 4:03pm On Oct 15, 2019
Her ex was watching and regretting.

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Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 4:38pm On Oct 15, 2019
that rat may be ur ex or her ex?grin
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by izibili44: 5:27pm On Oct 15, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?
What is this world turning to.Are you saying that you are having sex before marriage.God have mercy on you.
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Skmoda360(m): 5:32pm On Oct 15, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?
You are a pure psychopath.....ahr!!!����� grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by DaddyMorenike: 5:47pm On Oct 15, 2019
"This makes me to be stop"
My brain is weak!
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by DMerciful(m): 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2019
Dont use God's name in vain undecided
Igetmyown247:



I’m sorry but this crack me up so bad, lmao grin

When they say premarital sex is a sin you people will not hear. God is watching you in the form of a rat grin
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by saucerence(m): 8:35pm On Oct 15, 2019
The rat wat watch undownloaded porn na
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by purples25(f): 9:35pm On Oct 15, 2019
Yours is small. When i was a child a rat almost did something strangely human. It was almost behaving like a human. But i screamed and got a hefty slap from my aunt.
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by 13131313jj: 9:38pm On Oct 15, 2019
Endtime rat
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by UnclePrincipal(m): 11:06pm On Oct 15, 2019
DMerciful:
Dont use God's name in vain undecided

Where is the name ? God used in that quotation can means any diety. But each god has its name
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by debuscket(m): 11:40pm On Oct 15, 2019
Wetin Aisha no go see for Aso rock
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Kastrom: 12:05am On Oct 16, 2019
I don die grin grin grin grin my tummy ooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin
I swear we don mad finish from this country
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:30am On Oct 16, 2019
Doyenro23:
Now I believe we are all mad
.


what . define your we pls
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Burgerlomo: 12:31am On Oct 16, 2019
SavageResponse:


Why don't you interview the rat to find out its mission? grin

Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Burgerlomo: 12:33am On Oct 16, 2019
handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?

Seriously? cool

Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Igetmyown247: 4:00am On Oct 16, 2019
DMerciful:
Dont use God's name in vain undecided


Okay deputy God.
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by showafrica(m): 5:07am On Oct 16, 2019
mrdharkchild:
CCTV cameras for your Village People, I call it SCIENCE.
Just imagine we use our SCience( witchcraft) to start our own homogeneous type of technology. And I'm always cracking my head for a new invention.
I'm a craze for technology and invention, please I just need some diabolic dudes to ask their Gods how to transform these wonderful anomalies to equations, then I will draw up scientific proof to back it up.
We can create something together.

I tell you, imagine controlling a bird with your smart phone to do whatever you want it do miles away.

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Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Doyenro23(m): 8:04am On Oct 16, 2019
biGDhAp:
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what . define your we pls




How come he noticed a rat was starring at him if it's not madness
Re: I Caught A Rat Staring At Me While Having Sex With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:10am On Oct 16, 2019
Doyenro23:




How come he noticed a rat was starring at him if it's not madness
..

I just hope the we is limited you and him..

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