Better go learn toasting and chat up lines

No i dont need all that

Na plain chat mehn

But u get dirty mind

Very dry gist
Na where d dude say him comot from self

Jezzybrown:

Very dry gist
Na where d dude say him comot from self

na only God know where he jump out from

Where u dey?

try guess!

Better go learn toasting and chat up lines

I b talk am b4. . .  u sabi am well well

@chiegemba

Nne, as u can see i dey mobile and no be all your information i fit see.

But i know for sure sey from time u said u wan go sleep, may u no dey naija - or u fit dey naija make e be sey u do night vigil (laffs)

Hhmm

@toasting, na wa oh

lol

hahahaha. . .  u try well but come ooo vigil no bad though. . .  i go save u d stress, i dey california.

I didnt say night vigil na bad thing cuz me sef dey go night vigil once in a while

Hhmm, california ke? I thought as much sha.

So how u dey - hope u sleep well sha?

I didnt say night vigil na bad thing cuz me sef dey go night vigil once in a while

Hhmm, california ke? I thought as much sha.

So how u dey - hope u sleep well sha?

i just dey. . . thank God 4 God. . . my sleep was gud, d only thin b say na alarm wake me up 2 ready 4 work

Good to know u get strenght to work unlike my sister (laffs)

U live alone over there?

Good to know u get strenght to work unlike my sister (laffs)

U live alone over there?

ur sister? ok ooo. . . yes i do live alone_{guests r welcomed 2}

Sounds cool

Ok nice talking to u dear

I wan quickly go get something

Wish i go fit meet u again so dat we can talk more

Sounds cool

Ok nice talking to u dear

I wan quickly go get something

Wish i go fit meet u again so dat we can talk more

no wahala. . . . 

I'm back

Halla when u come back oh

lol

Studio CFR:

I'm back

Halla when u come back oh

lol

**mimics him**

I'm back. . .Halla when u come back oh. . .lol

Naija - see as yahoo-yahoo studio dey find papers / visa abi na foreign currency dey shook u for eye so??

I don notice say for the past couple of weeks you don switch from mobile to computer and back to your Nokia handset

wetin happen stupido?? Maga nor gree pay u dis time??

@chiegemba girl - shine your eyes & beware sha. . .419 stud is on the prowl (again) for a sponsor

**sniggers**

**mimics him**

I'm back. . .Halla when u come back oh. . .lol

Naija - see as yahoo-yahoo studio dey find papers / visa abi na foreign currency dey shook u for eye so??   

I don notice say for the past couple of weeks you don switch from mobile to computer and back to your Nokia handset   

wetin happen stupido?? Maga nor gree pay u dis time??   

@chiegemba girl - shine your eyes & beware sha. . .419 stud is on the prowl (again) for a sponsor **sniggers**

hahahahaha no worries my sista. . .  thanks 4 lookin out 4 a sista. . . .    btw how u dey?
@Studio CFR eyaaaa u don comot? i don come return . . . na halla i dey halla soooooo. . . . .

^^ girl I'm fine o!

^^ girl I'm fine o!

dat is gud oooo . . . nothin do u my sista

Ok Efe i go take what u said about me as joke - but i fit no take am as joke next time sha cuz na Irresponsible accusation wey strong enough to tarnish anybody's image.



@CHIEGEMBA

sorry dear - e go be another time sha.

lol

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Studio CFR:

Ok Efe i go take what u said about me as joke - but i fit no take am as joke next time sha cuz na Irresponsible accusation wey strong enough to tarnish anybody's image.

Not a joke - I meant EVERY word I said

you ain't for real stud - you're fake and everyone knows it

^^^ its all gud. . . . I beg 4 peaceful comments. . . . am all 4 peaceful arguments and all

Stop talking nonsense Efe u dont even know me

U don too over stretch my Patien** - maybe is high time i toss your as.s to the mod or to seun himself.

I DONT LOVE U AND WILL NEVER EVER LOVE U - U KNOW WHY?

Cuz u are ugly and too old for me.

Dont u get it from the beginning dat i dont love u dummy?

Do u want it dat no be u toast me?

U promised me heaven and earth to get u pragnant when u come home in december - but i told u i will think about - u said i shouldnt discuss it wit any of my pal

Dat didnt go down well with me - so i started acting funny just to chase u away.

U call my phone i wont pick - u send me text message i wont reply.

U threatened to tarnish my image on nairaland (which u did) so dat tarnimz - b4u,iwaz and the rest would think i'm a bad person and stop talking to me but u didnt succeed.

U get so bittered that when u see any woman talking to me nairaland, u wil call me to confirm who she is.

U no dey tire?

U told me u be 37 yrs but na lie cuz i know u 40 somtin

See the kind wicked lies u dey cook just to spoil my name

No be u sey make i go make inquiry for 2 bedroom flat with kitchen dat u no go like to come my house make people begin disturb u and dat u want privacy when u come back in december (Deny it)

And i did - then i came back to give u the break down - which u agreed.

Because of the love message B4U,IWAZ posted to me here wey u see, u come dey vex and stopped calling me.

But i no send - why u come dey tell people all sort of nonsense na?

U told them i be illiterate, gutter boy, yahoo boy, fake dude, and a drug addict

But u think i care?

I might have kept somethings away from u since i dont love u.

Ok make i begin tell u one by one - i'm not an illiterate.
I just dey turn my english up side down to make people laugh - and basket mouth is my role model.


I no be gutter boy cuz i dey live like a king - I'M AN AVIATOR

An Aircraft ground marshall i fit back am up with pictures if u doubt am.
I'm comfortable.

If no be sey u be bad person, why u go say u go any extent with my wife to be if u born for me and she try to come closer to the children u born for me.

U think sey na everybody go do anything for money?

U are evil.

I don break away from u.

Go and rust in hell and stop following me about.

U are nothing to me u dis ugly witch.

Cook another lies again to pull me down - i'm listening.

@CHIEGEMBA

Nne - tis better i come to clear my name so dat people no go begin think all the wicked stories EFEMENA dey spread around about me na true.

Sorry for the embarassment sha.

I'M DONE WITH THIS.

Before i forget Efemena ozobaro

I no fit date Isoko old woman .

And as an Aircraft ground marshall wey i be, TRAVELLING OVERSEAS na nothing to me.

Some of una wey dey dat side especially for Europe, i dey give them transport fare to go charter taxi go meet dia family when those oyinbo (white men) deport them back to naija.

Cuz dem dey come back in tears and koboless.

Not funny though

Just to let u know that u dey london as u claimed no mean anything to me and dat make u throway your pride

@studio, u neva stil repent wit all this ur plenty plenty bad mouth?

What can i say?

As u can see, she wants to spoil my name out of jealousy

E better make i tell people how e take happen

Oh yeah
What is stud feeling like right now
Celeb?
lol
I like this dude alot