AllenSpencer:


Especially this Nairaland.

It can bury your dreams of getting out of the country. The threats on that travel section alone won't encourage you to leave Lagos for Ogun State.

Because the west is unforgiving to people without qualifications. Nigerians live to think they can get somewhere and somehow bend the rules. How many people are ready to actually knuckle down and put in work?

The level of self hating here is worrisome. Some people's self image is Z-E-R-O

Mizwisdom:
The level of self hating here is worrisome. Some people's self image is Z-E-R-O

Really?

DexterousOne:

Really?

Smh

AgreatMan:


Everyone who went to Germany wanted to make it but life is a biatch. You are still in the system and it's a bit too early to give advise.

Start planning your exit bro, na countdown u dey. But all four points points are valid tho.

I dey enjoy your writing skills tho. But try and get a native. What's d point in paying all that plane money only to hook up with another Naija girl. Them never tire uuu? Even if u dey reason black, you no see colored South Africans or Ethiopians for ground? I go vex for u o.

Relationship is like a negotiation. If a girl feels like u are getting a better deal than her, she will always be reluctant.
Don't be desperate. You will get something tentative, but making her ur gf is up to your game.

Forget all these talk of white girls being a racist or they care about what their folks will say. As long as u no worwor or black like charcoal, u will get something. You a black, u r scarce, n valuable. Goodluck bro.

His 4 points are valid and solid as Olumo Rock even for a someone that's here for a short while.

What's the obsession to date white abeg? Woman na woman abeg make them chill as na education and hustle carry them go there.

Basalt:


Thanks for the compliments Suspect, I will try to be updating the thread whenever I have time usually during the weekends. Time is my only problem here but weekends na my treasure period for intensive reading and social media

Aluta lion representing here, please, how much in total do i need for the German masters, money is not really much of a problem although a building project is sucking me dry now. I have my bachelor in Economics and geography, i initially wanted to go for a masters in geoinformatics at the applied university of technology Karlruhe but ran away when i noticed that the courses they offered were totally different from what i took in Nigeria ( they were offering practical courses while i learnt only theoretical ones in Nigeria) but the current situation in Nigeria have become worse than hopeless so i'm seriously thinking of moving out now (it's now more costly compared to 2011 because the price of euro have more than doubled ). Do you think getting a masters (in geographic information system) first in Nigeria before coming over there would be of benefit to me? Thanks and please complete that sex story.

@Op please how much in total landed you in Germany ?.. Please I also heard from folks that Germany is the house of refugees and that you have to compete with refugees and German nationals for jobs, so no jobs for students. Please is that entirely true ?

Pls come and conclude d sex story abeg. U can make d thread more lively by posting pictures

The issue with dating depends on your personality. I’m a quiet person and it doesn’t take me anything to date a white girl.
In short I don’t even go around them they come to me. Guys you need to relax. It’s more emotional and body language than talking.

And I have been very bad In attracting black girls even though I want to marry black

Please I have a question to throw, I need valid answers my pple..
I want to apply for transcript via my university I graduated from for intending masters in one of Germany schools,but av not applied yet for some schools deadline is still within my reach to apply bfore closure.
I graduated from a state university of which de just adopted the method of applying for both certificate and transcript online,so now I'm confused bkaux I want to apply for international transcript and I don't av a specific school in mind yet to send it to as I'm still doing my research and also to cut cost of resending to different school i want to apply to, is it possible I tell the person in charge of transcript to forward my international transcript to a university in Nigeria so I can pick it up from d university and use it to apply to all d schools I want to apply to,just to save cost..or how best can I go about this issue to bring positive result for me,I need all possible reasonable contribution on this..its urgent thanks...

Jacknn:
Please I have a question to throw, I need valid answers my pple..
I want to apply for transcript via my university I graduated from for intending masters in one of thanks...

Your reply is on the main thread

damsel93:


Your reply is on the main thread

OK tanks..

sorry guys for being away for long. unfailingly I will update the thread and answer all the questions this week. Work, school and language course wan finish me up to the extent that I failed to honor the invitation of a pretty girl with nice ass . Something that I have never done since I was born.
I just reuturned now and preparing for lectures. If I come back by 4pm, I sleep and wake up by 10pm for another night job. This is what I do 5days in a week except weekends and still attend all the classes from A to Z and do all the asignments. Its really not easy but I will create time this weekend and attend to all questions.

You can still add more questions so that I attend to them once this weekend, after the weekend, we wait again for another weekend. The workload is crazy but for sure it will be lesser on February when I must have finished many courses

Basalt:
sorry guys for being away for long. unfailingly I will update the thread and answer all the questions this week. Work, school and language course wan finish me up to the extent that I failed to honor the invitation of a pretty girl with nice ass . Something that I have never done since I was born.
I just reuturned now and preparing for lectures. If I come back by 4pm, I sleep and wake up by 10pm for another night job. This is what I do 5days in a week except weekends and still attend all the classes from A to Z and do all the asignments. Its really not easy but I will create time this weekend and attend to all questions.

You can still add more questions so that I attend to them once this weekend, after the weekend, we wait again for another weekend. The workload is crazy but for sure it will be lesser on February when I must have finished many courses

I hope at least your pay is worth all the stress

timesupreloaded:
You just come. Three years from now nobody will hear from you again. When you eventually visit Nigeria 10 years later all your friends you left behind will be running things majorly, that's when you will finally realize you made a great mistake. The happy mood for someone who travels to the US. last for just 12 months. After 12 months eye go clear

How do you mean running things? Would he be sleeping on a bicycle overseas? Most ppl who most times regret are those who did not pursue a career path, settle with their new country culture and ethics and lazy ones, in this same 9ja ppl suffer for years and years same also overseas but with God and hard work, shame, stagnancy and poverty would be far away from you. May God bless us all. Amen

timesupreloaded:
You just come. Three years from now nobody will hear from you again. When you eventually visit Nigeria 10 years later all your friends you left behind will be running things majorly, that's when you will finally realize you made a great mistake. The happy mood for someone who travels to the US. last for just 12 months. After 12 months eye go clear

Times up,
Timesupreloaded,
Useni etc.

I seriously don't know why you are so engraved in bitterness like this. Few moments on this forum, I have seen several hilarious posts from you on abroad topics.



The fact that you enjoyed suffering and smiling doesn't mean everyone else would..


I pay student insurance here and get vip health treatment,

Paid the same at my undergraduate level in Nigeria and couldn't get ordinary malaria tab.


Here In US, I get to talk to my instructors, challenge them at will, call and mail them at will, a freedom I never enjoyed back in Nigeria University.


Here, nobody, I repeat, nobody can use public forces to humiliate you, but back home, ordinary counsellor will gather police and army to beat up anyone against him.



Here, I don't need to be connected to any politician or richman to get a job or internship I'm qualified for, the case isn't the same back home.


Here, 911 works like magic. Police will get to you within minutes. Back in Nigeria, police will not even answer you if you don't buy fuel for Thier cars or settle them with bribe.



Here, you can rise comfortably to any level because the environment works and favours business. Back in my home country, I have tried 5 separate businesses and failed because of poor economic factor.



Just few semesters here as a student, I have been exposed to world class facilities and resources which I never enjoyed 1/50 of it throughout my entire five years of undergraduate in Nigeria.



Here, you don't have to be rich to own a car, enjoy stable light, water and good road. Back in my hometown. You have to belong to the upper class or middle class to enjoy these.


Here, forces will never take bribe from you or harras you anyhow unlike what police and sarz did to me back in lagos last year December just bacause I had a tinted hair.





The fact that your family member migrated with visit visas and ended up been destitutes and nuisance doesn't mean every other person will.


Like someone said earlier.
If you migrated legally, have abroad education, there is no way you will suffer here because the jobs are there, you go work tire sef.




You were talking about people making it back home.
I spent 9 years of my post bachelors in Nigeria and I can tell you that up till now, none of my level mates whom we graduated together, and even people whom we served together that I'm still in contact with has made a specific limelight apart from regular struggling to stay out of poverty. Except the ones who have access to stolen / fraudulent funds or having rich family backup.




Just shut the fuckup and let everyone who chooses to migrate legally to do that in peace. Enjoy your suffering and let others embrace Thier freedoms

DexterousOne:
I hope at least your pay is worth all the stress

Ofcus the night shift comes with higher pay (usually 20-30% higher than morning shift).
I think its same everywhere in Germany.
Nightshifts is not for everybody, those that have the guts and strength to do it get their palms rubbed with more oil.
On the pay day, once you receive your alert, body go dey sweet you like a young boy that watched his first porn. When you press your calculator and convert it to naira you will end up regretting why you didn't come earlier

More grease to your elbow abeg update as I dey enjoy your tori.

Basalt:



Ofcus the night shift comes with higher pay (usually 20-30% higher than morning shift).
I think its same everywhere in Germany.
Nightshifts is not for everybody, those that have the guts and strength to do it get their palms rubbed with more oil.
On the pay day, once you receive your alert, body go dey sweet you like a young boy that watched his first porn. When you press your calculator and convert it to naira you will end up regretting why you didn't come earlier

timesupreloaded:
You just come. Three years from now nobody will hear from you again. When you eventually visit Nigeria 10 years later all your friends you left behind will be running things majorly, that's when you will finally realize you made a great mistake. The happy mood for someone who travels to the US. last for just 12 months. After 12 months eye go clear

waw this guy is affect.
someone needs a Hug, so pained.

timesupreloaded:
Young man who is suffering and smiling? I have visited 60% of the countries in Europe, I lived in America and visited Canada numerous times. I think this is the first time I am giving out such info. Na una dey take all dese things brag I don't. I see America like traveling from Delta state to Benin, no big deal there. Abroad does not give you any advantage over someone living in a war zone. Even in terms of standard of living you are not better than someone living in Ketu or Effurun. Lets stop with all this slave mindset, abroad is nothing. The most frustrated and poorest people reside in America. You see them at every turn. Nobody is bitter here, we must allow the truth to spread

Judging from all your stupid writeups all over nairaland, you didn't sound like someone who have been outside the shores of this country. Infact, you sounded bittered like someone who Walter Carrington has slammed over and over again.

You comparing a place with law, orderliness, reasonable environment to ketu shows that you are daft.


You comparing where people don't see cars as an achievement, where basic amenities is not something to fast and pray on, to a country where you have to share testimony in church because you bought a 2001 corolla shows you are dumb.


Comparing a place where you get quality education, world class infrastructure, and global exposure to a place where education is a complete mess shows that you are sick.


Comparing a place where police and security forces are happy rendering service to you in a rapid response to a place where it takes pizza 5mins to deliver while police and fire service takes 10hours shows you are insane.


Comparing a place where you can walk into any firm, submit application and get employed without having to know anybody to a place where the first question to be asked is "who referred you?, do you know anybody here?" shows you are lunatic.


Comparing a place where County, individuals and government is ready to assist you to grow, a place where every startups like fintech, farm crowdy, paystack and the likes run to to get start up fund to Nigeria where the government will literally kill your business with nepa bills, local govt levy, state levy, association levy, Union levy, shows that you are re-tarded.


Comparing a place where you can enjoy stable water, 24hrs light, access to resources, average car, and even buy house on mortgage even when you are earning $10 per hour to a place where you will struggle to earn 80k monthly on average. From it, 10k goes to generator fuelling, 10k goes to nepa without light, armed robbers will also have Thier shares shows that you are brain sick.



Comparing a place where I can wear deadlock, tattoo, and even army camo, and I won't be scared of intimidation. Infact, they will be happy to take pictures with you to a place where sarz will harass you and even shoot you because you are using iPhone shows you are crazy.



Comparing a place where lecturers and instructors are happy to teach you and make you great to a place where lecturers will boldly tell you that you will fail a course and you dare not revolt shows that you are mentality deranged.


I work just 20hours weekly cos I'm a student, I own an average car, rent my own apartment, enjoy 24hrs light, water, good road, healthcare, and World class resources,
Just imagine what it will look like if I'm a full time worker. This are basic things I never enjoyed with my 100k salary working from 7am to 7pm while in Nigeria



I'm done with you and will never reply you again.



My advice to everyone, if you have the chance and opportunity to migrate legally, please do. Your next generation will be forever grateful to you.

Muleriders:


Judging from all your stupid writeups all over nairaland, you didn't sound like someone who have been outside the shores of this country. Infact, you sounded bittered like someone who Walter Carrington has slammed over and over again.

You comparing a place with law, orderliness, reasonable environment to ketu shows that you are daft.


You comparing where people don't see cars as an achievement, where basic amenities is not something to fast and pray on, to a country where you have to share testimony in church because you bought a 2001 corolla shows you are dumb.


Comparing a place where you get quality education, world class infrastructure, and global exposure to a place where education is a complete mess shows that you are sick.


Comparing a place where police and security forces are happy rendering service to you in a rapid response to a place where it takes pizza 5mins to deliver while police and fire service takes 10hours shows you are insane.


Comparing a place where you can walk into any firm, submit application and get employed without having to know anybody to a place where the first question to be asked is "who referred you?, do you know anybody here?" shows you are lunatic.


Comparing a place where County, individuals and government is ready to assist you to grow, a place where every startups like fintech, farm crowdy, paystack and the likes run to to get start up fund to Nigeria where the government will literally kill your business with nepa bills, local govt levy, state levy, association levy, Union levy, shows that you are re-tarded.


Comparing a place where you can enjoy stable water, 24hrs light, access to resources, average car, and even buy house on mortgage even when you are earning $10 per hour to a place where you will struggle to earn 80k monthly on average. From it, 10k goes to generator fuelling, 10k goes to nepa without light, armed robbers will also have Thier shares shows that you are brain sick.



Comparing a place where I can wear deadlock, tattoo, and even army camo, and I won't be scared of intimidation. Infact, they will be happy to take pictures with you to a place where sarz will harass you and even shoot you because you are using iPhone shows you are crazy.



Comparing a place where lecturers and instructors are happy to teach you and make you great to a place where lecturers will boldly tell you that you will fail a course and you dare not revolt shows that you are mentality deranged.


I work just 20hours weekly cos I'm a student, I own an average car, rent my own apartment, enjoy 24hrs light, water, good road, healthcare, and World class resources,
Just imagine what it will look like if I'm a full time worker. This are basic things I never enjoyed with my 100k salary working from 7am to 7pm while in Nigeria



I'm done with you and will never reply you again.



My advice to everyone, if you have the chance and opportunity to migrate legally, please do. Your next generation will be forever grateful to you.

Op.God Bless you.
You finish the guy.

timesupreloaded:
Back for the second time. If i decide to counter all what you wrote up there you will be forced to take a sleeping pill. All what you wrote there are featherweight. Your punches are too weak. I will let it pass

Dude why disgracing yourself its obvious you are a lowlife mofoz.... Get well soon bruh

timesupreloaded:
You just come. Three years from now nobody will hear from you again. When you eventually visit Nigeria 10 years later all your friends you left behind will be running things majorly, that's when you will finally realize you made a great mistake. The happy mood for someone who travels to the US. last for just 12 months. After 12 months eye go clear

I really don't see any sense in this post. How many young people have job in this Nigeria? So traveling abroad legally is now a sin? Say another thing. You must be pidgin2 fellow. Which way? How many things are you running right now that earn you above N500,000 monthly?

timesupreloaded:
Back for the second time. If i decide to counter all what you wrote up there you will be forced to take a sleeping pill. All what you wrote there are featherweight. Your punches are too weak. I will let it pass

Bring up your counter boy, I have your time and will school your frustration and ignorance

timesupreloaded:
Judging from your write up you are so bitter and full of regret. You sound like a daft person who finally found out his so called goldmine he went searching for in America was actually under his bed back in Nigeria. This is indeed a tragic misadventure

LOL. You are right.

My greatest regrets ever was not pursuing my American dreams immediately after my nysc in 2012. Hoping that Nigeria will be great.

About one year spent here in America is far better than the entire time I waited in Nigeria.

Imagine your phone at 5% and you won't even bother about nepa taking light cos the light is always there.


Imagine earning per hour compared to 7am to 7pm 31days salary per month.

Imagine wearing same suit with your boss and no "oga-labour" system.


Imagine your instructors/ lecturers pitching you for expositions, awards and network functions without demanding for money and sex.


Imagine having a business idea and the system is there to support you.


The first time I was sick and admitted here, I was crying cos of the state of art medical facility and world class vip treatment I got, it will difficult for a middle class in Nigeria to get such


Oga, like every one here have said, you are just stupid and nothing more.