Some people think iLegend is always productive, but no, I'm actually lazy when it's cold.

So, I'm going to show you with pictures, my lazy days.

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It's cold after the rain — since it rains a lot in Rivers state, so I put on my hoodie and go to the living room to watch NatGeo Wild — the only station I love with passion whenever I accidentally watch TV.

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I get tired of lion killing innocent animals, so I turn it off and head to the room to watch Burma Boy on YouTube, since I hate movies and also beginning to hate football. (I watch football 5 times a year, just the same way I check Facebook, at most 5 times a year). Things that are fun to people are boring to me. I'm weird like that.

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I make a few phone calls to hear from my ladies, check my WhatsApp to reply a few messages, and then order for bolé and fish, sometimes suya.

I finish the bolé, wash my hands, check my Amazon account balance to see how much I have made today, then pick my earpiece, choose any audiobook from my playlist like Sleep and Grow Rich and start listening as I fall asleep.

Nothing to worry about — the life of a single and jobless man.

Month ends, I head to the bank to withdraw legit and free money and invest in my offline businesses.

If you want to be lazy like me with peace of mind, start writing great books (not copy and paste) that will make you money even when you're asleep. That is the secret of my laziness.

wow

iLegendd:
I finish the bolé, wash my hands, check my Amazon account balance to see how much I have made today, then pick my earpiece, choose any audiobook from my playlist like Sleep and Grow Rich and start listening as I fall asleep.

Nothing to worry about — the life of a single and jobless man.

Podcast you meant? @audiobook

majamajic:
wow

That lifestyle is quite easy and enriching. You just need to learn to to make money while you sleep and live in a quiet environment. Don't have more than 2 friends — the rest can be acquaintances. They must be productive, else discard them.

Dreiwizzy:
Podcast you meant? @audiobook

Not podcast, but audiobooks in video format — some in Mp3. I prefer audiobooks to books. In a day you can finish 2 to 3 books via audio.

iLegendd:


Not podcast, but audiobooks in video format — some in Mp3.

Alright. Enjoy..

Dreiwizzy:
Alright. Enjoy..

But what if I'm already tired of enjoying? What should I do? Any suggestions?

iLegendd:
It's cold after the rain — since it rains a lot in Rivers state, so I put on my hoodie and go to the living room to watch NatGeo Wild — the only station I love with passion whenever I accidentally watch TV.

You are the real nigga. Always enjoying yourself.

iLegendd:


But what if I'm already tired of enjoying? What should I do? Any suggestions?

Learn new stuff

MhisTahrah:
Learn new stuff

I already know how to f***, so which other stuff should I learn? #DirtySmile

ilegend will give some of his haters heart attack today
nothing do u
keep on flexing

iLegendd:


I already know how to f***, so which other stuff should I learn? #DirtySmile

Dunno, some skills which may come in handy.How to change ur car tyre, oil, light bulb, etc.

lefulefu:
ilegend will give some of his haters heart attack today
nothing do u
keep on flexing

They should not worry, I'm working on permanently leaving the country for them eat. I need to finally japa for life.

Anyway, haters don't exist. They are just a bunch of depressed lazy rats looking for who to bring into their miseries.

Samsong, in his song, Bianulé, said, "Misery is not for me." The reason my "haters" are miserable is because of envy.

No matter what a man owns or flaunts, don't envy him because you can be better if you stay focused and work towards your goals.

What I said above is for anyone who is feeling down and loves pouring his anger on others. No, don't do that, work on yourself and you'll smile at last. In this life, all we are looking for is joy — nothing, but joy.

When you spoil another man's joy, you're delaying your own joy. This is one of the reasons I don't attack people or Nairalanders — they are always the ones to first attack me. #Smile.

MhisTahrah:
Dunno, some skills which may come in handy.How to change ur car tyre, oil, light bulb, etc.

Hahahahaha. As you see me so, I be ajepako. I repair anything. Those ones have been learned in childhood already.

I was fortunate to grow in a village where almost everyone had a skill. It was like a disease. Sexually transmitted skills.

As a playful and troublesome child who hardly stays one place, I knew all the mechanics in the village.

When I go there, I pretend to be watching those playing draft, since my village people love draft more than Jesus, but deep down, I'm watching the mechanics.

I'll be hearing things like sprocket, alignment, bearing, 8 spanner, manual engine, the gasket needs to be changed, etc. All these things were engrained in me. Whenever I destroy something in the house and ran away, they know where to catch me — one of those shops.

Men, I miss being a child and a village boy. How time flies.

Tarah, suggest something else — I can cook, so don't near there. #Smile.

iLegendd:


But what if I'm already tired of enjoying? What should I do? Any suggestions?

Change location; travel more

Dreiwizzy:
Change location; travel more

I have changed locations severally and I have been traveling since I was a teenager via ship, road, and plane, clubbed, drank, smoked, f****, etc. so suggest again. Life is getting boring without new things to do.

Lemme see if I have some pictures here to share — if you care to see. I'll take them down soon. Maybe, it's time to get married and have 10 children.

iLegendd:


I have changed locations severally and I have been traveling since I was a teenager via ship, road, and plane, clubbed, drank, smoked, f****, etc. so suggest again. Life is getting boring without new things to do.

Lemme see if I have some pictures here to share — if you care to see. I'll take them down soon. Maybe, it's time to get married and have 10 children.

Just "bolee" will be served on your wedding day can't wait to taste it,finally we saw the real legend,more grace boss man

iLegendd:


I have changed locations severally and I have been traveling since I was a teenager via ship, road, and plane, clubbed, drank, smoked, f****, etc. so suggest again. Life is getting boring without new things to do.

Lemme see if I have some pictures here to share — if you care to see. I'll take them down soon. Maybe, it's time to get married and have 10 children.

Hope "bolee" will be served on your wedding day can't wait to taste it,finally we saw the real legend,more grace boss man.

iLegendd:


I have changed locations severally and I have been traveling since I was a teenager via ship, road, and plane, clubbed, drank, smoked, f****, etc. so suggest again. Life is getting boring without new things to do.

Lemme see if I have some pictures here to share — if you care to see. I'll take them down soon. Maybe, it's time to get married and have 10 children.

Open a low-key programming school lol.. this looks like an Asian country

Dreiwizzy:
Open a low-key programming school lol.. this looks like an Asian country

Hahahaha. It looks like I'm already into that too. Lol. Suggest again. Na me and you today.

iLegendd:


But what if I'm already tired of enjoying? What should I do? Any suggestions?

You can invest in a stressful business like poultry and fish pond. Atleast you can be listening to your audiobook, while feeding your birds.then Come back and write more stories

please where do you download audio books from?

iLegendd:


Not podcast, but audiobooks in video format — some in Mp3. I prefer audiobooks to books. In a day you can finish 2 to 3 books via audio.

iLegendd:


Hahahaha. It looks like I'm already into that too. Lol. Suggest again. Na me and you today.

No other suggestions for now, you won

Why blurring your face nah
Your lazy days is really cool tho

iLegendd:


Hahahahaha. As you see me so, I be ajepako. I repair anything. Those ones have been learned in childhood already.

I was fortunate to grow in a village where almost everyone had a skill. It was like a disease. Sexually transmitted skills.

As a playful and troublesome child who hardly stays one place, I knew all the mechanics in the village.

When I go there, I pretend to be watching those playing draft, since my village people love draft more than Jesus, but deep down, I'm watching the mechanics.

I'll be hearing things like sprocket, alignment, bearing, 8 spanner, manual engine, the gasket needs to be changed, etc. All these things were engrained in me. Whenever I destroy something in the house and ran away, they know where to catch me — one of those shops.

Men, I miss being a child and a village boy. How time flies.

Tarah, suggest something else — I can cook, so don't near there. #Smile.

Okay, since you know all that already, you have to pay for consultation fees now.My suggestions don't come free.

chizzypresh:
Why blurring your face nah
Your lazy days is really cool tho

It's called: if you no fine for face, hide your face.